Robert 'Crab Bait' White consents to losing his houses

[notorial dissent]

Seriously??? You need to ask? Ignorant and illiterate the lot of them.

[rumpelstilzchen]

Seriously??? You need to ask? Ignorant and illiterate the lot of them.

I do understand your point but considering he knows a contract requires offer, acceptance and consideration you would have thought he has done the teeniest weeniest bit of research. Obviously he has not.

[He Who Knows]

Zoopla has Crabby's 4-bed detached house with electronic gates valued at £299k. Not sure he's got much equity in the property which he bought 7 years ago but he could potentially be well on his way to a Triple Crawford.

[Burnaby49]

Zoopla has Crabby's 4-bed detached house with electronic gates valued at £299k. Not sure he's got much equity in the property which he bought 7 years ago but he could potentially be well on his way to a Triple Crawford.

Hard to tell at the moment until Gregg clarifies what a 'Crawford' and 'Double Crawford' are. There is too much ambiguity in the basic definition of a Crawford to actually give an accurate measure to a triple. As you said;

Excellent work Gregg, worthy of a Nobel Peace Prize - probably the first Parliamentarian of Quatloosia ever to be awarded one.
I was a bit confused, however, about the term Double Full Crawford and I accept that it must be me being a bit thick, rather than your excellent in-depth research. Please would you kindly elucidate: when you say

This means that Crawford might have in fact done an extremely rare Double Full Crawford, pissing away his equity and as much again after. A truly memorable own goal, the likes we rarely see.

does this mean Crawford has actually pissed away £180k? (£90k + £90k).
I am finding this level of stupidity quite hard to comprehend.

[longdog]

He is still defiant.

I don't believe for one second that Bobby knew his fucking about would stop the clock ticking on an automatic discharge. If he did then his post made no sense.

Robert White

Only another 11 months to go it’s not as bad as they say this bankruptcy thing.


Janice Page

They can extend it past the 12 months, and can suspend it indefinitely if they think you're not cooperating


Robert White

Yeah I know that I'm really not bothered.

In other words...


"I'll be discharged from bankruptcy in 11 months"

"No you won't"

"I know I won't"

Either Crabby is either breathtakingly ignorant of the way the world works or a liar... Or both. So far the OR has been gentle with him but that's going to come to a very swift end and then he's eff, you, kay, tea, fucked.

[AndyPandy]

He is still defiant.

I don't believe for one second that Bobby knew his fucking about would stop the clock ticking on an automatic discharge. If he did then his post made no sense.

Robert White

Only another 11 months to go it’s not as bad as they say this bankruptcy thing.


Janice Page

They can extend it past the 12 months, and can suspend it indefinitely if they think you're not cooperating


Robert White

Yeah I know that I'm really not bothered.

In other words...


"I'll be discharged from bankruptcy in 11 months"

"No you won't"

"I know I won't"

Either Crabby is either breathtakingly ignorant of the way the world works or a liar... Or both. So far the OR has been gentle with him but that's going to come to a very swift end and then he's eff, you, kay, tea, fucked.

He's utterly clueless, he had no idea that bankruptcy could be extended beyond 12 months and I suspect he's going to have other rude awakening as to the extent of what the OR can do.

[mufc1959]

Either Crabby is either breathtakingly ignorant of the way the world works or a liar... Or both. So far the OR has been gentle with him but that's going to come to a very swift end and then he's eff, you, kay, tea, fucked.
He's utterly clueless, he had no idea that bankruptcy could be extended beyond 12 months and I suspect he's going to have other rude awakening as to the extent of what the OR can do.

I predict two endings to this: The Jimmy One-Cell ending, as follows: Once his missus realises that the house is about to go unless he's able to pay up, all debts will be repaid and the bankruptcy annulled. Yes, shit gets real from the OR, but I suspect that'll be nothing compared to the bollocking he'll get from his wife. The money will be found from somewhere, and he'll lie about his 'win' over the OR.

The other is the Baron von Trampbeard ending: In this scenario, he sticks to his guns to the bitter end, and ends up homeless and divorced, without a pot to piss in but still ranting against the corruption that's stolen everything from him.

[longdog]

...but still ranting against the corruption treason that's stolen everything from him.

FTFY

[TheNewSaint]

I'll place a large bet on the Baron von Trampbeard ending. This guy just seems belligerent for the sake of belligerence.

[Gregg]

Zoopla has Crabby's 4-bed detached house with electronic gates valued at £299k. Not sure he's got much equity in the property which he bought 7 years ago but he could potentially be well on his way to a Triple Crawford.

A Full Crawford would relate to how much equity he has and the figure in pounds sterling doesn't matter. SO if Bobby bought ht e house 7 years ago we might assume he had a down payment of about ~£75,000. He might have added to that over the 7 years another £25,000 in increased value and amortized debt, so he has for the sake of illustration £100,000 of equity in a £300,000 home. This allows us to impute that he owes £200,000 on the mortgage.
A Full Crawford would be if he ends up losing it and not getting anything of the £100,00 back. Say it sells for £200,000, he likely owes that much and will have done a Full Crawford. It can sell for substantially more and still be a Full Crawford if he pisses around with the legal system (which he looks keen to do) and runs up fees and costs that do nothing but enrich the banks, lawyers and bailiffs who eventually kick him to the curb.

[Gregg]

I'll place a large bet on the Baron von Trampbeard ending. This guy just seems belligerent for the sake of belligerence.

Aye! This guy has some underlying issues about latent tendencies and has to show everyone how big and tough he is, this a gonna be fun to watch. Nothing impresses like an imbecile who thinks he's a genius.

[SteveUK]

It'll be the trampbeard scenario.
I'd love to post the screenshots, but I'm using 3G from a Sri Lankan beach as this is what the missus regards as a holiday.

For those with FB, goto a group called 'just say no' where you'll learn a little more about Mr Bait's beliefs. He's down the rabbit hole big time.

[longdog]

Fear not... Being 'put on notice' has worked so brilliantly thus far he's going bring things to a swift and victorious climax by putting the Official Receiver on notice.

Robert White

That sounds just like my reply to the official receiver that I will be putting on notice tomorrow by recorded delivery.

[Firthy2002]

I suspect that will be the final straw before the OR pulls out the big guns.

[notorial dissent]

Our little Quail is gonna find out just how the cow eats the cabbage, and go splat.
It's time.

[grixit]

I'm reminded of the old adage about holes, digging and shovels....

Shovels nothing! When a sov is in a hole they call for one of those tractor mounted drills used to make wells.

[grixit]

It'll be the trampbeard scenario.
I'd love to post the screenshots, but I'm using 3G from a Sri Lankan beach as this is what the missus regards as a holiday.

Can you get some photos of Arthur C Clark's house?

[rumpelstilzchen]

I'd love to post the screenshots, but I'm using 3G from a Sri Lankan beach as this is what the missus regards as a holiday.

It is obvious that your missus does not understand the rules. Put her on notice.

[SteveUK]

I'd love to post the screenshots, but I'm using 3G from a Sri Lankan beach as this is what the missus regards as a holiday.

It is obvious that your missus does not understand the rules. Put her on notice.

Ha ha. Whereas crannies notice only cost him bankruptcy, I could be in to lose a lot more than that with her !

[hucknallred]

Can you get some photos of Arthur C Clark's house?

Don't know if it's still the case 4 years later, but a few rupees will get you in his house.

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