UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes

[Siegfried Shrink]

I'd miss her if anyone discovered a cure.

[exiledscouser]

Neelu has found a sure fire way of stopping her car from being uplifted and taken away.

It's called PAYING IN CASH - IN FULL!

This novel approach has been found to be 100% effective in all cases - do your own research folks!

[Burnaby49]

Damn it! I knew that one day, somehow, one of these idiots would randomly blunder into a way to beat the system.

[SteveUK]

Damn it! I knew that one day, somehow, one of these idiots would randomly blunder into a way to beat the system.

Don't tell me you of all people, are doubting OPPT, SwissIndo , UCC blah blah ? A sad, sad day.

[Siegfried Shrink]

That is up £200 from the amount asked for last time. I suppose in a way it is a win as she does not seem to have paid it. I wonder what the letter says.

[NYGman]

Is that a relatively new BMW?

[Siegfried Shrink]

No, it is about 12 years old, worth about £4000 retail, maybe £2000 at a repo auction with no keys or papers.

[Penny Wise]

No, it is about 12 years old, worth about £4000 retail, maybe £2000 at a repo auction with no keys or papers.

Closer to 10, as it is a 56 plate so will be 2006/2007

There is one on ebay same age and model going for £3,490

[NYGman]

No, it is about 12 years old, worth about £4000 retail, maybe £2000 at a repo auction with no keys or papers.

Closer to 10, as it is a 56 plate so will be 2006/2007

There is one on ebay same age and model going for £3,490

I was good with the letters year codes, but the 56,55, etc plates really mess me up, I thought it a 2105.5 Soo wrong...

[rosy]

It's easier than the letter codes as it's either the last two digits of the year (for March to August registrations) or the last two digits plus 50 (for September to the following February registrations). So for example a 58 plate is the latter part of 2008, and a 16 plate is the early part of 2016 etc.

[notorial dissent]

I seem to remember that the amount they were looking for was fairly hefty and she was pleading poverty and offering them something silly like £5 a month.

[NYGman]

It's easier than the letter codes as it's either the last two digits of the year (for March to August registrations) or the last two digits plus 50 (for September to the following February registrations). So for example a 58 plate is the latter part of 2008, and a 16 plate is the early part of 2016 etc.

I remember the A plates of 83, and S plates being 77 before that and then just counting forward or back skipping I, O, U, Q, Z. That was easy, but this also makes sense now you explained it.

[Gregg]

Are they scanning the cash to check that its not counterfeit? If they are, they win the interwebz today. Well played.

[longdog]

I assume the bailiffs and the car recovery company will be dissolved by Neelu for breaking their oaths to god and slapped with a few multi-million £££££££ commercial liens.

That'll lern em.

[Siegfried Shrink]

Of course they will pay up, today is the day Swissindo starts payments so they will be swimming in money as soon as someone pops over to Indonesia to take the certificate to the appointed bank. I do not think Barclays in Barking will be handling them just yet,
http://swissindo.news/notice-of-duty-to ... gust-2017/

THe local police have been put on notice to protect the community. This may be useful when the riots break out. Possibly outside this place.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank_Mandiri

[exiledscouser]

On Neelu's FB there are some interesting comments. For instance, who can we see in the boot of the BMW at 3min 16 sec in the pay-up video?

Neelu said;.....my sister Sadhana Chaudhari .......

Despite being restrained by court order from posting discredited an allegations about the death of her niece (complete with links to a lurid video) she then does just that. About time the court got a grip.

Craig Turner advises Neelu;

WACK A COMMERCIAL LIEN ON THE CEO IS IT PRIVATE COMP

which is something Neelu has never tried.....

More advice from Nick Brown;

How much is the car worth they can't levy anything valued at less than £1500

Ever helpful (for any future bailiffs reading) Neelu claims the car is worth;

At least £10,000

D'oh!

If the following is right we now know the chronology of events - the car was clamped twice according to Neelu;

Thanks for responding guys, sorry I did not have address it was parked in a nearby road to 3 Peel Drive IG5 0JR, the car is still worth around £10,000, the fine was £513 the last time they clamped it on 28 July 2017, now they wanted £713 to include the pick up truck, even though I told them I had no money

Yes, she did tell them she had no money right up until the moment the Beemer was about to be lifted and - shock horror - the reddies came out and she was £713 the lighter.

[rosy]

And what was the fine had it been paid before the bailiffs got involved - £65 or so? I can't remember now but Neelu's actions is what turned a minor amount into £713. Keep going, Neelu, soon you'll achieve the full Crawford.

[NYGman]

Thanks for responding guys, sorry I did not have address it was parked in a nearby road to 3 Peel Drive IG5 0JR, the car is still worth around £10,000, the fine was £513 the last time they clamped it on 28 July 2017, now they wanted £713 to include the pick up truck, even though I told them I had no money

Yes, she did tell them she had no money right up until the moment the Beemer was about to be lifted and - shock horror - the reddies came out and she was £713 the lighter.

That is what amazes me, they could have paid 513 the first time, but doubled down on the Woo and now has to pay an extra 200 in cash she claims not to have. If she is so broke, how on earth does she pay 713, when last time she could not muster 513? Hubris cost her 200, I hope she enjoyed the attention that 200 quid got her, not good value for money in my mind.

[SteveUK]

That's right folks, the dastardly NWO are using time travel to send trolls for Neelu. Or something.

[AndyPandy]

That's right folks, the dastardly NWO are using time travel to send trolls for Neelu. Or something.

Oh Dear God

What was the response to that !???