Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

[Siegfried Shrink]

Expect the financial crash to happen in September!!!!1!!!!

I for one am ready for it, I have liquidated all my holdings in UK PLC and gone long on Bitcoin. Cook has filled the pantry with tins of corned beef and lashings of Ginger beer and the cats have been shown how to hunt frogs. The effluent pond near the cowsheds has been emptied and filled with petrol to profit from the inevitable shortages and the head gamekeeper is well stocked up with an assortment of cartridges to deal with a supply of game and to fend of starving townies, who will also be a handy meat supply if boiled long enough to be tender.
Bring it on, I say. At last the Iraqui Dinar will come into its own.

[Burnaby49]

I have a pension from the government of Canada. As a parasite living off the earnings of hard-working Canadians I'll be one of the last to go under. And I have plenty of canned salmon.

[rumpelstilzchen]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You might very well mock but answer me this: when has Ceylon been wrong before?.........oh, hang on a minute......

[SteveUK]

Even Mr Ebert (behave yourselves!!1!!) is having doubts on the UFO theory.

Going by the "Boom!!!1!!" at the end of the comment I suspect this is a piss take name but I was under the impression that Ebert had died. I'm sure I read somewhere last year that he had passed away.

Could it be that he was right about TPTB being out to get him all along???

[longdog]

Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't 'high up' bankers held in contempt by many (and I don't just mean nutters who think 'banker' is a synonym for 'Jew') largely because they'll always come out smelling of roses whatever happens to the economy?

Economy booms? Profit!

Economy goes down the bog? I bet it would do... Profit!

It seems to me that 'high up' bankers are probably the least likely group of people to top themselves over some trivial total financial collapse. How much did Sir Fred Goodwin get paid for running RBS into the ground?

[Footloose52]

:But, but, but - surely he was a high up Banker as he fell from the 7th floor?

[Siegfried Shrink]

Nah, Nah, done that one already.

[TheNewSaint]

they'll always come out smelling of roses whatever happens to the economy??

That was my thought. Any investor who knows a crash is coming could profit greatly from it with the appropriate moves. This argument betrays Ceylon's lack of sophistication.

[He Who Knows]

KingLud wrote: Going by the "Boom!!!1!!" at the end of the comment I suspect this is a piss take name but I was under the impression that Ebert had died. I'm sure I read somewhere last year that he had passed away.

I've just tried to search Gedaljahu Ebert but can find nothing recent. Maybe you're right, he passed away last year. So has Patrick Cullinane. Mein Gott these Footles don't live long do they....

[Siegfried Shrink]

. Mein Gott these Footles don't live long do they....

Someone said "Live long and prosper" to them so they of course, did the opposite.

[IDIOT]

Rods now.

I won't bother linking to this cretins tripe on his YouTube channel as you'll know where to find it already.

One does have to respect his right to be a prat but he does abuse the privilege somewhat.

[hucknallred]

Rods now.

I won't bother linking to this cretins tripe on his YouTube channel as you'll know where to find it already.

One does have to respect his right to be a prat but he does abuse the privilege somewhat.

I don't know if this comment is a piss take or he's being serious.

Rods are plant based genetically engineered remote controlled robots for pleiadean and sirian craft designed to record earth changes like seismic activity and climate change activity, so our guides can estimate when our planet requires intervention

[Burnaby49]

Yes, those are the Rods that idiot Ceylon was on about.

[grixit]

I had thought that rods were passe, but i guess nothing is ever gone entirely from the woo woo crowd. Heck, just yesterday i a post where someone was touting William Reich. I wonder if i could come up with a special tweezers to remove angel hair.

[The Observer]

Rods are plant based genetically engineered remote controlled robots for pleiadean and sirian craft designed to record earth changes like seismic activity and climate change activity, so our guides can estimate when our planet requires intervention

What if that rod was attempting to deliver a NESARA packie to Ceylon? He should not have dismissed it as a evil emissary

[exiledscouser]

Rods are plant based genetically engineered remote controlled robots for pleiadean and sirian craft designed to record earth changes like seismic activity and climate change activity, so our guides can estimate when our planet requires intervention

What if that rod was attempting to deliver a NESARA packie to Ceylon? He should not have dismissed it as a evil emissary

If you turn the gain right up and tune all the crap out i.e. Ceylon talking you can just hear the thing humming the subversive first few bars of Maggie May.

[jcolvin2]

I don't know if this comment is a piss take or he's being serious.

Rods are plant based genetically engineered remote controlled robots for pleiadean and sirian craft designed to record earth changes like seismic activity and climate change activity, so our guides can estimate when our planet requires intervention

Sounds like conspiracy theory cross-pollinated with a cosmology from Doris Lessing's Canopus in Argos novels.

[notorial dissent]

Sounds to me like either really cheap rotgut, or considering the source, really low quality pot that's been sprayed with something of the not good variety.

[Wakeman52]

Cosmology from Doris Lessing's Canopus in Argos novels.

To be honest, I'm something of a Sci-Fi fan, but I did find these unreadable:

I did not lose my Sirian perspectives, the Sirian scope of time and space. But I was inside, too, this civilisation's view of itself as all there was of the known world — for on its edges were, to the north, the threatening horsemen, to the northwest, very far away, dark forests full of barbarians whom these people scarcely accounted as human at all, believing them not much more than beasts — and from their point of view, accurately — ... The world as understood by this great and powerful Queen was, though it stretched from one end of the main landmass to the other, circumscribed indeed, and the stars that roofed it were understood only — and to a limited extend — by their influences on their movements ... on our movements ... an odd, a startling, a disturbing, clash of focusses and perspectives encompassed me; and as for the historical aspect, this queen knew the story of her own civilisation and some legends, mostly inaccurate, of a "distant" past, which to me, and my mind, was virtually contemporary with her.
Ambien II, "The Horsemen"

On second thoughts, preferable to Ceylon.

[hucknallred]

I thought Ceylon may feel a little left out of proceedings after the last great meeting in a pub was cancelled for unknown reasons.

All he seems to do now is a newspaper reviews from inside what I suspect is an outdoor shit-house.

https://www.youtube.com/user/SriLankerC ... _polymer=1

Looking at the number of views he gets he won't be getting rich on ad revenue.