Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

[Philistine]

Housebound: Unable to leave your abode to attend a court of law or requested meeting, usually due to a disability, although perfectly able to make it to the airport and holiday in Turkey.

[TheNewSaint]

Success !!!!!!11!!!!!!! - abject failure

2. Temporary success, the subsequent failure of which is unlikely to be reported.

[rumpelstilzchen]

The Queen: Criminal/paedophile.
Judge: Criminal/paedophile.
Barrister: Criminal/paedophile.
Solicitor: Criminal/paedophile.
Policeman/woman (all ranks): Criminal/paedophile.
MP: Criminal/paedophile.
PM: Criminal/paedophile.
Councillor: Criminal/paedophile.
Paedophile: Anyone who disagrees with a sov/footle

Dole Cheat: An upright member of the community.

[TheNewSaint]

unrebutted affidavit - an irrelevant document which sovcits believe becomes legally enforceable if not specifically replied to within a number of days. Can take the form of documents submitted to a court; correspondence (often sent to a random entity); or personal declarations. A central tenet of the 3/5 letter scheme, and sovcit belief in general.

[TheNewSaint]

Bankster: Jew.

Global banking system: Jews.

New World Order: Jews again.

Khazar: Jew.

Bilderberg Group: Jews.

Rothschild: Jew.

Zionist: Jew, for people who need a defense against accusations of anti-Semitism. You just say "I'm not against Jews, just Zionists" and apparently that gets you off the hook.

[JimUk1]

Do Your Research
I do not fully understand what I have presented to the forum, and when confronted with criticism, this is the best argument I have or {I don't have any evidence to substantiate my claims} usually ends in: F*** off you Troll.

[Siegfried Shrink]

Put on Notice.... Dread threat.... Something nobody notices.

[pgk70]

notice to agent is notice to principal --- notice to principal is notice to agent : Abracadabra

[aesmith]

Notice to the agent is notice to the principal, notice to the principal is notice to the agent: like "Once upon a time", only less poetic.

For full affect you need to spell it as "principle" at least once.

[exiledscouser]

endowment - (verb) to surrender early.

Unicorn - mythical nonexistent beastie alive and well & living in Nottingham

[doublelong]

vulnerable household
I have a 4 year old and my gran is 70

[doublelong]

Battery
You brushed passed me as you entered my castle (home)
Castle
Home

[Burnaby49]

Betty - Causing collateral damage. Example 'We had to do a Betty to get the job done."

[Hercule Parrot]

The Queen: Criminal/paedophile.
Judge: Criminal/paedophile.
Barrister: Criminal/paedophile.
Solicitor: Criminal/paedophile.
Policeman/woman (all ranks): Criminal/paedophile.
MP: Criminal/paedophile.
PM: Criminal/paedophile.
Councillor: Criminal/paedophile.
Paedophile: Anyone who disagrees with a sov/footle

Dole Cheat: An upright member of the community.

POTW

[Hercule Parrot]

Notice of Removal of Implied Right of Access
Sign to inform Bailiffs that the householder is a cretin.

[pgk70]

Common Law Lawyer : Person with no training in Law and less training in common sense, who attempts to turn up in court to spout gibberish, presuming they are allowed to speak for that long before being told to shut up or removed from the courtroom.

[rumpelstilzchen]

General rule for any word from the English language:"it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.”

[JimUk1]

Awake Verb

Meaningless to rational people, but to the initiated;
A meaningful way of gaining approval from your other idiot peers.

See also- YouTube machinations.

[rumpelstilzchen]

Sheeple: People who give me queer looks and a wide berth.....or is that birth????

[longdog]

Bankster: Jew.

Global banking system: Jews.

New World Order: Jews again.

Khazar: Jew.

Bilderberg Group: Jews.

Rothschild: Jew.

Zionist: Jew, for people who need a defense against accusations of anti-Semitism. You just say "I'm not against Jews, just Zionists" and apparently that gets you off the hook.

The thing that really... And I mean REALLY annoys me about the Jews is that all of my Jewish friends are as skint as I am... Or is that just what they want me to think????

Actually that's not the worst of it.... What really, really, REALLY pisses me off is the fact that there's nowhere in Hull to get a salt-beef bagel at 2AM on a Sunday morning... Or any other time of the day come to that. I have to make my own salt-beef