My 2 cents on the nominees:
1) Most losses.
Quite simply David and the PLD crew. Its been non stop failure all year and yet still more idiots come along brandishing 'notices'
2) Funniest collection of gibberish paper work.
The 'security by way of a lien' crew. The average document was 180 pages + of utter tripe. Sadly they're fairly quiet now, what with BDW being evicted and a few 'trolls' infiltrating their site and calling them out. It had so much potential but I think thats that for now,
3) Most bonkers conspiracy theory.
I'll roll with Neelu Berry on this. She's managed to drive OPPT ,SwissIndo , Hampstead, Nesara/Gesara and any other crack pot theory she can cling on to.
4) Funniest bailiff/police/judge encounter.
I'll probably vote for CM and the Nine Lives Media TV show. Whilst the events covered weren't particularly top draw sov cit stuff, the fact he got it onto national TV deserves a mention. The aftermath of criticism aimed at hime simply confirms he's on the right track.
5) Most tedious you-tube video.
Steve McCrae managed 3 hours, yes, 3 hours, of mind numbing garbage. In the UK at least, I dont think any of them have managed such a great filibuster.
6) Most entertaining eviction.
Hmm. Well, both the Baron and Noel Kennedy went without a whimper. Margo was quite entertaining though, especially the FP live stream with Charles 'catalogue wife' Spencer egging her on from the sidelines.
Could Neelu pip it at the line, theres still a few weeks left for the bailiffs to visit her!
7) The newbie award - best new FMOTL 2017.
Expert in Fuck All. He burst onto the scenes half way through the year, going from Sovereign Paralegal cling on to full guru in a matter of months. Already with a win beneath his belt (Helen) and his DIY birth bond kit, he's off to a flying start.
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Worst FMOTL website.
Cocoa Interspace. The website from the 90s. Unreadable in every sense of the word. At least they took out IDS and the PM.
9) Best fake 'court'.
Anna von Ritz. There is simply nothing this legal genius cannot pass judgement on. he holds the legendary $290 trillion lien against the DoJ. Enough said.
10) FMOTL lifetime achievement award.
Tom Crawford. Despite losing his house, he presses on year after year, and now his CRO has expired who knows what will happen? He singlehandedly bought down GOODF , split the fanbase down the middle and works tirelessly behind the scenes. He gives 110% to every lost cause. Sir, I salute you.