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Post by **Arthur Rubin** » Fri Dec 15, 2017 1:24 am

I'm afraid that, 36 hours after the event, I still can't think of a funny title.

Approximately 0530, I woke up with some pain in the external urinary tract. When trying to do something about it, the pain got significantly worse and I felt a hard object emerging. Fortunately, I managed to get hold of it and remove it from consideration. I later realized I should have kept it to show to the doctor, but it was about 5 mm long....

No medical followup, yet.

obadiah · Post by **obadiah** » Fri Dec 15, 2017 3:02 am

You have some serious stones, man!

Post by **webhick** » Fri Dec 15, 2017 3:29 am

Would you say that you pissed away your morning? Shot a rock out your pee pee?

Post by **webhick** » Fri Dec 15, 2017 3:31 am

Can you honestly say that you needed to use tweezers on your winky?

NYGman · Post by **NYGman** » Fri Dec 15, 2017 3:39 am

You had a rare human pearl and just flushed it away. Could have buffed it up and made a nice ring out of it. Next time.

bmxninja357 · Post by **bmxninja357** » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:45 pm

when she said she liked it hard as a rock i dont think that was what she meant.

peace,
ninj

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