Bank of America owes me $14.5 million

Talk about the Nigerian 4-1-9 scam in all its many variations, such as bogus checks sent from Nigeria to purchase used cars in the U.S. and many other variations of this scam.
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Bank of America owes me $14.5 million

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Bank of America
115 W 42nd St, New York, NY 10036, USA
From Desktop of Mr. Jeff Anderson
Our Ref: BOF-0XX2/987/20
E-mail:redacted


It is my modest obligation to write you this letter as regards the Authorization of your owed payment through our most respected financial institution (Bank of America). I am Mr. Jeff Anderson, TRANSFER INSPECTION OFFICER, foreign operations Department Bank of America, the British Government in Conjunction with us government, World Bank, united Nations Organization on foreign Payment matters has empowered my bank after much consultation and consideration to handle all foreign payments and release them to their appropriate beneficiaries with the help of a Representative from Federal Reserve Bank of New York.
Mr. Jeff Anderson does not seem to be clear as to who he works for.
As the newly Appointed/Accredited International Paying Bank, We have been instructed by the world governing body together with the committee on international debt reconciliation department to release your overdue funds with immediate effect; with this exclusive vide transaction no.: wha/eur/202,password: 339331, pin code: 78569, having received these vital payment numbers, you are instantly qualified to receive and confirm your payment with us within the next 96hrs.
I was not aware that I had funds overdue to me from the Appointed/Accredited International Paying Bank.
Be informed that we have verified your payment file as directed to us and your name is next on the list of our outstanding fund beneficiaries to receive their payment. Be advised that because of too many funds beneficiaries, you are entitled to receive the sum of $14.5M,(Fourteen Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars only), as to enable us pay other eligible beneficiaries.
There's the bait....
To facilitate with the process of this transaction, please kindly re-confirm the following information below:

1) Your Full Name:
2) Your Full Address:
3) Your Contact Telephone and Fax No:
4) Your Profession, Age and Marital Status:
5) Any Valid Form of Your Identification/Driver's License:
6) Bank Name:
7) Bank Address:
8) Account Name:
9) Account Number:
10) Swift Code:
11) Routing Number:
....Aaannddd there's the hook.
As soon as we receive the above mentioned information, your payment will be processed and released to you without any further delay. This notification email should be your confidential property to avoid impersonators claiming your fund. You are required to provide the above information for your transfer to take place through Bank to Bank Transfer directly from Bank of America

We Look Forward To Serving You Better.

Mr. Jeff Anderson,
TRANSFER INSPECTION OFFICER
Bank of America
"Never in the field of human conflict, was so much owed (but not paid), by so few, to so many." - Sir Winston Churchill
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Re: Bank of America owes me $14.5 million

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$14,500,000! Lucky bastard. All I got yesterday was a voicemail call demanding that I call back in order to stop my imminent arrest for tax fraud. Apparently a payment will make it all go away. Can I have some of your 14.5 mil to clear up my little criminal problem?
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Re: Bank of America owes me $14.5 million

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Sure, I'll just need to know your full address, email, phone number, bank account number, blood type, eye color, hair fur color, subspecies, and number and location of any and all dams you have constructed.
"Never in the field of human conflict, was so much owed (but not paid), by so few, to so many." - Sir Winston Churchill