NSFW - Never going to doubt Gregg and chilli dog

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NSFW - Never going to doubt Gregg and chilli dog

Post by ArthurWankspittle »

May contain graphic images, a lot of the reports do.
https://nypost.com/2018/05/16/pack-of-w ... -to-death/
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lol. damn this pic is a home run


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I read that, all kidding aside it was a sad story.

I post a lot of dachshund pictures for comic effect, but not often to I post real pictures of the actual real life Chili Dog. She is, I think you'll agree, a bit more agreeable, and this is about as fearsome as she ever looks.

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She is delightful and every bit the Lady.
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From my informant, the picture of Chili Dog is not the "real" her. This was taken just after having a full meal and why she looks so gentile. All one has to do is read all the signs posted on "The Bunker" and you will know she is an attack killer dog. But nice try Gregg at trying to fool everyone. Some of us know better. :haha:
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Chilli dog is obviously a pit bull crossed with a short leg breed.

More iluminati deception.

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Sounds a lot like a friend's weiner I was talking about today. Sounds like he would rip your throat out. He won't. Unless you place your throat no more than six inches off the ground!
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LaVidaRoja wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 1:20 am Sounds a lot like a friend's weiner I was talking about today. Sounds like he would rip your throat out. He won't. Unless you place your throat no more than six inches off the ground!
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Ah, folks, take a little closer look at the pictures ...

Note the unwittingly-include poor, dead creature in the upper right area of the first picture; obviously a victim of the supposedly gentle Chili dog.

And there's that suspicious lump the clever beast is protecting directly behind it in the second. How dangerous is that? A dog that can make a bed to conceal its victim(s)!

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