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When I watched the video and it finished, the usual screenful of supposedly related videos were mostly featuring Putin.

I am assuming that Google knows far more than we do about everything, so I interpret Neelu's driveby as someting far more sinister.

There is a plot by the PTB to waft the super qualified pharmacist off to Russia for forced labour on their secret poisoning program!
This could be wrong. It could be that the Russians have 'bought' Neelu as a practice object for their de-programming program. The formidable challenge of just getting her to see that Swissindo is a simple fraud, would, if successful, be a usful step in the Kremlin's efforts to convert Donald Trump to socialism.

The car full of fake police (well spotted) are there to deflect attention as the two fake baliffs (a common sight in Peel Drive) distract Neelu and possibly Equity Lawyer Ellis at the front door while a six man Spetznaz squad enter from the back and wrap Neelu in a carpet. The two fake bailiffs could enter, and carry out the carpet (Note, use strong men, Neelu looks quite heavy) as if they were simply removing goods. Fake lawyer WE could be left hadcuffed and trouserless to a bed, to add a bizarre element to deflect attention when the vanishment of Neelu is discovered.
It would add an element of mystery if this discovery did not happen till Mr. Ellis had expired from thirst.
Not that it would matter, whatever Mr. Ellis had to say about the affair, even if meticulously accurate, would be dismissed as his usual nonsense.

The preliminary recce. must mean action is due soon. Neelu should remove to some other location at once, lest we be deprived of a great eccentric and national treasure.
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3. WHITE 7 SEATER VW WITH FAKE MENTAL HEALTH TEAM ACTORS WITH TINTED WIDOWS FOR AMBUSH OF WHISTLEBLOWER - WITH INJECTIONS OF ANTI-PSYCHOTICS TO MAKE PERSON APPEAR MENTALLY ILL - ONE EMPTY SEAT FOR WHEN HOSTAGE IS PUT IN THE BACK
Isn't the boot traditionally use
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I only ever use the boot if there is a chance that the vehicle may at some time fairly soon, accidentally drop or roll into some deep water.
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aesmith wrote: Wed May 30, 2018 2:58 pm Isn't the boot traditionally use
According to my enforcer's manual, only when applied with force to the defenceless head of the 'suspect' when lying prone on the pavement (or sidewalk for our cross-the-pond brethren).
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Cars driving on a road, where one is a police car, another is what looks to be an ordinary MB sedan of some kind, not a supercar by any stretch of the imagination and the final one, a typical white van, would be highly suspicious nowhere. Sounds like a typical sampling of street traffic to me. How you can view that anynother way, takes a serious delusional mind.
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NYGman wrote: Wed May 30, 2018 4:09 pm How you can view that anynother way, takes a serious delusional mind.
D'ya think? :mrgreen:
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NYGman wrote: Wed May 30, 2018 4:09 pm Cars driving on a road, where one is a police car, another is what looks to be an ordinary MB sedan of some kind, not a supercar by any stretch of the imagination and the final one, a typical white van, would be highly suspicious nowhere. Sounds like a typical sampling of street traffic to me. How you can view that anynother way, takes a serious delusional mind.
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There is a plot by the PTB to waft the super qualified pharmacist off to Russia for forced labour on their secret poisoning program!
Depending on your point of view, the frightening or grimly amusing thing about this suggestion is that, given that (as any fule know) Quatloos is operated by Shadowy Forces For Unknown Ends, it's quite possible that it will be upcycled through the conspirasphere as PROOF that Neelu is being targeted by the Powers of Darkness.
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I think you are over-reacting. My Shadowy Forces credentials are still safely locked away in the cellar beside the working Quantum Energy device that powers the household, a few everlasting light bulbs (to cover accidental breakages) and the bottles of the chemical additive I add to gallons of water to power my car.

I have only recently been assigned to Quatloos duty from Shadowy Central where I had a minor desk job in the Dark Forces Department, but even so, I cannot imagine older and wiser heads than mine would have compromised security to near powerless hoi polloi, even after many pints of fine hand crafted beer.
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I don't trust those newfangled Quantum Energy devices. Perpetual Motion was good enough for my grandmother, and it's good enough for me...
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Siegfried Shrink wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 12:35 pm The BBC report seems to be just the usual Council stuff, contract tendering is a minefield for corruption allegations since the allegations so often involve proving a negative. It is a common tactic for opposition groups or individuals to say people acted corruptly in the awarding of contracts, and it is impossible to prove that they did not, so some mud usually sticks.
Unless there is proof that they pocketed some serious bunce, or enjoyed extraordinary favours, these allegations are usually treated as run of the mill mudslinging and given little credence.
Agreed. But, this one looks a little more substantial:

A judge has found "ample evidence" a council leader and three others tried to pervert a fraud investigation. High Court documents reveal officers claimed Geoff Driver of Lancashire County Council sent emails deliberately designed to "intimidate, belittle and undermine" witnesses.

The investigation is centred on a £5m contract with One Connect Ltd, a joint venture between the council and BT. Mr Driver said he has done nothing wrong.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-la ... e-43897436
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Pity the BBC did not link to the 'High court documents' which could amount to no more than an unsubstantiated skeleton argument filed by someone. I'll reserve judgement till the full transcript is available to provide context. If ever.

At worst, High Court documents could be one of Neelu's submissions.
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Siegfried Shrink wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 4:37 pm Pity the BBC did not link to the 'High court documents' which could amount to no more than an unsubstantiated skeleton argument filed by someone. I'll reserve judgement till the full transcript is available to provide context. If ever.

At worst, High Court documents could be one of Neelu's submissions.
I concur with the honourable gentleman. Reading the report, it seems someone deleted stuff when thinking there may be an investigation. Hmmm... might have had some porn on his computer, or simply some private correspondence. What's worse is the report states that one of four people involved had wiped data, but implied that all were similarly guilty. The emails that 'belittled' someone may simply have said things like "don't be such a prat you little oik!".
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28 May 2018 a Police car slows down to a stop outside the home of Super qualified Pharmacist Whistleblower Neelu Chaudhari for a few seconds, it is immediately followed by a Black supercar mercedes with black tinted windows, which is immediately followed by a White 7 seater VW with Black tinted windows. 3 Peel Drive IG5 0JR UK is a very quiet road, a car goes by every 5-10 minutes, not many supercars with black windows, especially two together following a Police Car???
Our paranoid super pharmacist has done some sleuthing and is now urging her acolytes to report the aforementioned police car to the police for having no MOT or insurance.

Only possible problems she may have with this work of investigative genius is that:
1) Police cars maintained through an approved workshop don't need MOTs.
2) Police vehicles are "self-insured" which means that they don't require any commercial insurance as it is assumed that the police force is able to pay any claim. Some local authorities also do this. In fact anyone with a spare £500,000 lying around can pay a bond and do this themselves (although they would still be responsible for paying out any claim that went over this amount).

:haha:

Of course, she can't report it herself because she will be kidnapped if she does.
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AnOwlCalledSage wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:40 pm Our paranoid super pharmacist has done some sleuthing and is now urging her acolytes to report the aforementioned police car to the police for having no MOT or insurance.

Only possible problems she may have with this work of investigative genius is that:
1) Police cars maintained through an approved workshop don't need MOTs.
2) Police vehicles are "self-insured" which means that they don't require any commercial insurance as it is assumed that the police force is able to pay any claim. Some local authorities also do this. In fact anyone with a spare £500,000 lying around can pay a bond and do this themselves (although they would still be responsible for paying out any claim that went over this amount).
I doubt you could have a police car without an MOT but I'd bet most police cars are under 3 years old therefore exempt. Also the MID insurance database is for individuals and businesses. MID and the police would be idiots to list every police car on the system for security reasons. And that's apart from the self-insured bond system they may well use.
(Plus the black helicopters will have distorted the light so she misread the plates.)
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Woman Neelu wrote:THE POLICE CAR HAS NO MOT SO IT IS NOT ON OFFICIAL DUTY - THIS IS THE WEEKEND TEAMS AT "WORK" OUTSIDE THEIR "JURISDICTIONS" COLLECTIVELY, SECRETLY AND VERY AFRAID OF CCTV
Both the registration numbers she shows come up as taxed, MOTed and insured.
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ArthurWankspittle wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:16 pm I doubt you could have a police car without an MOT but I'd bet most police cars are under 3 years old therefore exempt. Also the MID insurance database is for individuals and businesses. MID and the police would be idiots to list every police car on the system for security reasons. And that's apart from the self-insured bond system they may well use.
(Plus the black helicopters will have distorted the light so she misread the plates.)
No. Really. Police cars don't need an MOT.

Form V112, MOT Exemption Category I
• Vehicle provided for police purposes and maintained in an approved workshop
They also don't need to be taxed. I'm sure that there are ancillary police vehicles that are, but in general, they are exempt.
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aesmith wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:45 pm
Woman Neelu wrote:THE POLICE CAR HAS NO MOT SO IT IS NOT ON OFFICIAL DUTY - THIS IS THE WEEKEND TEAMS AT "WORK" OUTSIDE THEIR "JURISDICTIONS" COLLECTIVELY, SECRETLY AND VERY AFRAID OF CCTV
Both the registration numbers she shows come up as taxed, MOTed and insured.
So the secret collective would drive about in un-MOTed and uninsured vehicles so as not to draw attention to themselves... Makes perfect sense.
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AnOwlCalledSage wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 2:28 pm No. Really. Police cars don't need an MOT.

Form V112, MOT Exemption Category I
• Vehicle provided for police purposes and maintained in an approved workshop
They also don't need to be taxed. I'm sure that there are ancillary police vehicles that are, but in general, they are exempt.
I never knew that. I know ambulances aren't taxed but didn't realise cops were exempt too.
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Clearly this exemption from paying road tax is clearly a clear example of the corruption inherent in the clearly corrupt system clearly corrupted by the inherent corruption... Rather than a recognition that the state paying taxes to the state is a little bit silly. :snicker:
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?