hucknallred wrote: ↑Mon Jul 09, 2018 8:46 am
We have 100% Poof that the banking sector are involved in institutionalised fraud.
That sounds like a cartoon.
Panel 1: A glitzy auditorium. A capacity crowd of expensively dressed people are all on their feet, applauding. On the red velvet swaddled stage, Tom Crawford stands, looking like the young Tony Curtis in Spartacus, wearing a silk dressing gown, and his signature hat. The UN Sec Gen is presenting him with a medal that says "Savior of Humanity". Behind the Sec Gen, the Pope, the Dalai Lama, Bill O'Reilly, Madonna, and Henry Kissinger are lined up with presents. On one side of the stage is a big cage stuffed full of politicians, bankers, cops, and journalists.
Panel 2: Closeup of just Tom and the Sec Gen.
Sec Gen: Thanks to you, we now have the
Poof!
Tom: Don't you mean "proof"?
Panel 3: Just a bursting cloud and the sound effect
Poof!
Panel 4: A filthy downtown alley. A cut away refrigerator box labelled "FMOTL Estates" is wedged between two dumpsters. Inside is Tom Crawford, haggard and unshaven, sitting bolt upright out of a pile of newspaper pages.
Tom: Oh,
that Poof.