UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes

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That is a largely incoherent load of words, all sounding like they should have some meaning and yet having none. I have a feeling this afternoon's hearing will not go well for Neelu.
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TheRambler wrote: Tue Jul 31, 2018 9:57 am Well, Neelu and her legal “advisor” are in full flow this morning:
2018 07 25 Remedy Process + Judicial Office Unfitness Cases + Council Tax Liability Case 75428 in Brighton Magistrates Court of Citizen Mr Paterson v Lewes District Council

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "Edward Ellis" <edward.w.ellis@gmail.com>
Date: Jul 25, 2018 10:51
Subject: 2018 07 25 Remedy Process + Judicial Office Unfitness Cases + Council Tax Liability Case 75428 in Brighton Magistrates Court of Citizen Mr Paterson v Lewes District Council
To: "Prime Minister Mrs May" <mayt@parliament.uk>,............
Cc:

Copied to Corruption Claimants

The Council Tax Liability Case 75428 is listed for 1.15 today in Brighton Magistrates Court. Citizen Mr Paterson has serviced a Corruption Investigation of the Law Courts. The Defence Statement + Adjournment Application explains it.

Huge snip...............

It would appear that Mr Ellis is sailing close to the wind with his involvement.

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One thing you can be pretty sure of is that all the cases referred to were conducted properly and had reasonably just outcomes. The wonder is just how they are evidence of anything. The big problem with the ramblings of Mr. Ellis (not a lawyer) is that there is no explanation of any allegations he makes, and when a number of alledged villainies are piled one on top of the other with no apparent connection, the result is pure unhinged twaddle that defies interpretation, as is sometimes possible with this sort of stuff.

Sometimes it is possible to see some sort of logical process in pseud-law accounts but this screed is a real brain teaser.
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I agree, I'd suspect the cases are all properly settled and done. In Ellisland they are significant because they weren't settled the way he, and Neelu, think they should have been.
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I must say that I like the sound of "Wrong Size Number Plate Prosecution Fraud". If Mr Ellis would market his literary output as actual fiction, then he might have some chance of making a positive contribution to society.
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I wish that I had a dollar for every time that Neelu uses the word "fraud" in her screeds.
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Ellis clearly lives in a different world to the rest of us.

In our world the various cases are liability orders for the recovery of debts and fines from vehicle offences and possession orders and, eventually, warrants for a house upon which the mortgage has reached full term but with amounts outstanding which the borrower shows no inclination to pay or to seek to reach an agreement about. Plus a prosecution for benefit fraud.

As far as I can work out, on Planet EWE-Neelu those very same cases are part of their involvement in a highly secret deep-state series of actions to remove “corrupt judges, police and others”, with the knowledge and encouragement of the monarch, prime minister and certain other personages of high rank - in particular Church of England Bishops. Every warrant, liability order, restraining order or guilty verdict is deliberately being sought to provide “evidence of massive judicial and other corruption”. A matter so important that the government of the day was prepared to risk its majority in the 2017 general election for.......well........erm........reasons.

And when the plan is finally complete there will be “mass remedy”. Which seems to mean Neelu placed at the head of all the child protection agencies and no laws or regulations, no government, no economy, no money other than gold - which we will all possess by the ton - and makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Yet the plan isn’t quite so secret that Ellis doesn’t go on and on about it to every “corrupt” police officer or judge who will let him witter on about it. You can see why the Solicitor’s Regulatory Authority struck him off the Law Society rolls and only wonder what took them so long to get round to doing it.

It’s as well they’ve been evicted. That house in Peel Drive, Ilford contained a black hole of stupid, the likes of which the Earth has not seen before and may never see again, a singularity of pure anti-reason beyond even the ability of the late Professor Hawking to comprehend.
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That seems a fair summary.
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I think in the day they used to call that paranoid delusion. Although crackpot will do equally well.
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Tevildo wrote: Tue Jul 31, 2018 1:11 pm I must say that I like the sound of "Wrong Size Number Plate Prosecution Fraud". If Mr Ellis would market his literary output as actual fiction, then he might have some chance of making a positive contribution to society.
Is that the quack lawyer, or his demented client? The text is full of these Portentous Capitalised Non-Sequiturs. It's as if they've become infected by Written In Capitals Disease, and they believe Doing This Makes It True.
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Hercule Parrot wrote: Tue Jul 31, 2018 10:36 pm It's as if they've become infected by Written In Capitals Disease, and they believe Doing This Makes It True.
That sums up much FOTLism and related concepts in a nutshell. A belief in a kind of esoteric incantational magic where form matters more than substance and if the magic is done just right then reality will conform with it.

It not delivering the hoped for results isn’t seen by believers as evidence the entire concept’s wrong, merely that they didn’t get the magic quite right so need to do more “research”.
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Pottapaug1938 wrote: Tue Jul 31, 2018 2:27 pm I wish that I had a dollar for every time that Neelu uses the word "fraud" in her screeds.
She'd slap you with a commercial lien for the lot of it.
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The Seventh String wrote: Thu Aug 02, 2018 12:51 am
Hercule Parrot wrote: Tue Jul 31, 2018 10:36 pm It's as if they've become infected by Written In Capitals Disease, and they believe Doing This Makes It True.
That sums up much FOTLism and related concepts in a nutshell. A belief in a kind of esoteric incantational magic where form matters more than substance and if the magic is done just right then reality will conform with it.

It not delivering the hoped for results isn’t seen by believers as evidence the entire concept’s wrong, merely that they didn’t get the magic quite right so need to do more “research”.
True dat!!
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Zeke_the_Meek wrote: Thu Aug 02, 2018 12:16 pm
Pottapaug1938 wrote: Tue Jul 31, 2018 2:27 pm I wish that I had a dollar for every time that Neelu uses the word "fraud" in her screeds.
She'd slap you with a commercial lien for the lot of it.
Good. Let her come over to this side of The Pond and try to collect it.
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Pottapaug1938 wrote: Thu Aug 02, 2018 5:47 pm Good. Let her come over to this side of The Pond and try to collect it.
But isn't that the irony? Commercial liens don't exist on Neelu's side of The Pond yet, from so many cases, any work experience county clerk seems happy to attach them in the US!
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I wonder how many loonspud deluxes in the UK have been into the local 'courthouse' and tried to file their 'commercial liens' with the 'clerk'.

"I'm sorry sir / madam but if you want to file a case you'll have to use one of the forms provided and pay the required fee"

"But I want to perfect my commercial lien for one billion gagillion fafillion shabadabalo shabadamillion shabaling shabalomillion pounds"

"On the proper form please"

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FB Radio Neelu was on the air again at around 1200. This time it’s a call to Clearway Services about the “theft” of her £700k house.

I must say the lady she speaks to handles it rather well, doesn’t engage with her and just keeps telling her to email or write:
I NEED YOUR HELP!
PLEASE CALL CLEARWAY SERVICES ON 01322 332211
TO REMOVE THE SHUTTERS
AT 3 PEEL DRIVE, ILFORD, ESSEX, IG5 0JR, UK -
TELL THEM I GAVE YOU AUTHORITY UNDER THE CRIMINAL LAW ACT 1967 S4 IN THE PUBLIC INTERESTS IN MATTERS OF GREAT GENERAL PUBLIC IMPORTANCE
THEY NOW DO NOT WANT TO SPEAK TO ME. THEY WANT ME TO WRITE TO THE LENDER GIVING MY POSTAL ADDRESS - WHICH I DO NOT HAVE BECAUSE I AM OF NO FIXED ABODE - THIS IS HOW THEY MAKE BABY RIGHTS CAMPAIGNERS HOMELESS IN THE UK TO PROTECT THE UK CHILD PORN INDUSTRY OF THE WORLD...RUN FROM LONDON UK
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TheRambler wrote: Fri Aug 03, 2018 12:41 pm
I NEED YOUR HELP!
PLEASE CALL CLEARWAY SERVICES ON 01322 332211
TO REMOVE THE SHUTTERS
AT 3 PEEL DRIVE, ILFORD, ESSEX, IG5 0JR, UK -
TELL THEM I GAVE YOU AUTHORITY UNDER THE CRIMINAL LAW ACT 1967 S4 IN THE PUBLIC INTERESTS IN MATTERS OF GREAT GENERAL PUBLIC IMPORTANCE
THEY NOW DO NOT WANT TO SPEAK TO ME. THEY WANT ME TO WRITE TO THE LENDER GIVING MY POSTAL ADDRESS - WHICH I DO NOT HAVE BECAUSE I AM OF NO FIXED ABODE - THIS IS HOW THEY MAKE BABY RIGHTS CAMPAIGNERS HOMELESS IN THE UK TO PROTECT THE UK CHILD PORN INDUSTRY OF THE WORLD...RUN FROM LONDON UK
That moron Edward Ellis is clearly goading her on to more stupidity again. The Criminal Law Act 1967 Section 4 deals with penalties for assisting an offender. It only applies to offences with a prison term of 5 years or more (and more severe punishment for 14 years or more). Proceedings can only be instigated by the Director of Public Prosecutions, not a random muppet from Essex who didn't pay her mortgage.

Oh, and repossession is a civil matter so CLA (1967) doesn't apply at all.
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I doubt she even knows what the "Criminal Law Act of 1967" even says. She's just makes it up as she goes along, again.
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AnOwlCalledSage wrote: Fri Aug 03, 2018 1:44 pm
That moron Edward Ellis is clearly goading her on to more stupidity again. The Criminal Law Act 1967 Section 4 deals with penalties for assisting an offender. It only applies to offences with a prison term of 5 years or more (and more severe punishment for 14 years or more). Proceedings can only be instigated by the Director of Public Prosecutions, not a random muppet from Essex who didn't pay her mortgage.

Oh, and repossession is a civil matter so CLA (1967) doesn't apply at all.
Oh, but didn't you hear what dear, dear Neelu has been saying? Then ebil banks and police have STOLEN HER HOME!!!!!!!!; thus making it a criminal offense (or should that be "offence"?).
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