The Crawfords Keep Looking For A Unicorn
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Bertie Bert
Sue's Mum
Betty The Chicken ( MIA ) Presumed a gonna
P Cullinane
GOODF
Guy Taylor
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May we also add, Crawford family dignity?SoLongCeylon wrote: ↑Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:09 pm Dearly Departed Roll of Honour
Bertie Bert
Sue's Mum
Betty The Chicken ( MIA ) Presumed a gonna
P Cullinane
GOODF
Guy Taylor
Wendy Hirst
Michael Of Bernicia's chances of restoring something or other at Land Registry
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You're working on the assumption that they at one point had some. I've seen no evidence of this.May we also add, Crawford family dignity?
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Possibly the Crawford saga could be also laid to rest.
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Ah, ahem...Betty the Chicken, I have personal knowledge, is alive and well working as a local entertainer in Key West. My travel buddy and I saw her with our own eyes and I have posted pictures as proof. (oddly enough, it was 3 years ago today we were in Key West)
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And just to prove the point, in regards to Betty, it will be noted that the only Kentucky Fried Chicken on the island of Key West closed permanently in July of 2015.
Coincidence? I think not!
Coincidence? I think not!
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Forget the pathetic optimism Gregg. We all know what happened to Betty;
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I'm going to get the answers that I need, its only a matter of how long, and how many volts its going to take
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I was looking for this list as there is a name missing. You have to go back a while in UK SovCit FMOTL history but the list should be:SoLongCeylon wrote: ↑Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:09 pm Dearly Departed Roll of Honour
Bertie Bert
Sue's Mum
Betty The Chicken ( MIA ) Presumed a gonna
P Cullinane
GOODF
Guy Taylor
Wendy Hirst
Michael Of Bernicia's chances of restoring something or other at Land Registry
John Harris - https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/John_HarrisJohn Harris
Bertie Bert
Sue's Mum
Betty The Chicken ( MIA ) Presumed a gonna
P Cullinane
Guy Taylor
Wendy Hirst
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ArthurWankspittle wrote: ↑Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:24 pmI was looking for this list as there is a name missing. You have to go back a while in UK SovCit FMOTL history but the list should be:SoLongCeylon wrote: ↑Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:09 pm Dearly Departed Roll of Honour
Bertie Bert
Sue's Mum
Betty The Chicken ( MIA ) Presumed a gonna
P Cullinane
GOODF
Guy Taylor
Wendy Hirst
Michael Of Bernicia's chances of restoring something or other at Land RegistryJohn Harris - https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/John_HarrisJohn Harris
Bertie Bert
Sue's Mum
Betty The Chicken ( MIA ) Presumed a gonna
P Cullinane
Guy Taylor
Wendy Hirst
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You put that in quotation. Who are you quoting? Am i missing something?MaritalArtist wrote: ↑Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:22 pm "He was such an hero, to take it all away. We miss him so, That you should know, And we honor him this day. He was an hero, to take that shot, to leave us all behind. God do we wish we could take it back, And now he's on our minds"
As far as I am aware John Harris was a low educated over emotional individual who loved the spotlight. He was goaded on by others in the Freetard community. Then when he realized it was all bollocks he unfortunately committed suicide due to his over emotional personality.
He was never a hero. He peddled nonsense, then took his own life when he realized it was nonsense.
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Originally from a post about the death of one Mitchell Henderson, who committed suicide in 2006. See https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/an-hero.AiusLocutius wrote: ↑Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:45 pmYou put that in quotation. Who are you quoting? Am i missing something?MaritalArtist wrote: ↑Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:22 pm "He was such an hero, to take it all away. We miss him so, That you should know, And we honor him this day. He was an hero, to take that shot, to leave us all behind. God do we wish we could take it back, And now he's on our minds"
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https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/an-heroAn Hero is a synonym for committing suicide and refers to someone who has committed suicide. Online, the term is used in a similar vein as Kill Yourself, in reference to posts that are considered bad or incompetent, as well as referring to people who have committed suicide, and in images it is commonly paired with "You should look into it" or "Become one".
The term originates from the memorial MySpace page of Mitchell Henderson, who committed suicide on April 20 2006. The term comes from a spelling error from one of the comments posted on the memorial page.
"He was such an hero, to take it all away. We miss him so, That you should know, And we honor him this day. He was an hero, to take that shot, to leave us all behind. God do we wish we could take it back, And now he's on our minds. Mitchell was an hero, to leave us feeling like this, Our minds are rubber, our joints don't work, Our tears fall into abyss. He was an hero, to take that shot, In life it wasn't his task, He shouldn't have had to go that way, before an decade'd past. Now he sits there in my heart, this hero of mine, Always there to make me smile, Make me feel just fine. He had courage,that boy did, courage in his heart. To take that shot, To end his pain, To tear us all apart. But in the end, he died in courage. Lacking, nevermore, He died a hero, Mitchell did, And we'll love him forevermore. We love you like an brother. We miss you so much. We will always love you, kid. Rest In Peace Mitch. ~Lila"
Upon examining the contents of the memorial page, a troll came across a mention of a lost iPod, and fabricated the story that the boy committed suicide because of the lost iPod, but the real reason for Mitchell's death is unknown. Some speculate that Mitchell may have committed suicide because he was being sexually abused by his father, and that the loss of his iPod may have convinced him to do it.
The usage of the phrase refers to the idea that committing suicide is implied to be heroic by the comment left on the memorial page for Mitchell, which then began to be used as a phrase by trolls for 'shock value' to mock Mitchell and shock mourners.
Simultaneously awful and shocking, yet also darkly funny. The internet has enabled some very peculiar and disturbing behaviour (general context : https://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/maga ... lls-t.html)
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Whilst sat in the pub, reading the local ale drinking magazine, I found this gem. It's about a pub in toms home former town of Carlton.
Perhaps Tom's footler antics are merely a historical hangover? (yes, the irony is deliberate?
Perhaps Tom's footler antics are merely a historical hangover? (yes, the irony is deliberate?
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Apart from the cheese riots, about which I know nothing, none of the freemen actually achieved anything.
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Who knew? I'm partial to a bit of cheese myself.In 1766 a riot broke out during Nottingham’s Goose Fair. Large cheeses were snatched and rolled down Wheeler Gate and Peck Lane, apparently bowling over the Mayor. The first part of this book examines the story behind this tale and places the Great Cheese Riot within the context of the wave of Food Riots which took place that autumn.
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he certainly is free to roam around.