Peter of England and WeaRe not a Bank

[TheNewSaint]

I wonder if any of us have warrants. He was going to blow us to the 4 corners of the earth, remember.

[notorial dissent]

POE has always been long on promises, short on filling them. So, same old same old. Pity UK doesn't have counterfeit of legal process statutes, or the will to enforce them if they did.

[Siegfried Shrink]

I wonder if any of us have warrants. He was going to blow us to the 4 corners of the earth, remember.

I want one for my customised toilet paper. My bum is bored with Swissindo certificates.

[Pottapaug1938]

I wonder if any of us have warrants. He was going to blow us to the 4 corners of the earth, remember.

I want one for my customised toilet paper. My bum is bored with Swissindo certificates.

You just reminded me of a gag which I once pulled with my Scouts. Some years ago, my cellar flooded; and among the things damaged was a small box full of obsolete European paper money (the kind which, when I bought it, cost mabe 5 or 10 cents piece, if the coin shop owner wasn't simply giving it away). I soaked the damaged notes in water, separated them and then dried them; and when I next went camping, I threw billions in Rentenmarks, Reichsmarks, Rubles, Pengö, Yen and Yuan onto the fire. The Scouts looked me as if I'd lost my mind; but I reminded that I had lost it before they ever met me, and shoved another pile under the fire lay before lighting a match.

[Siegfried Shrink]

As a banknote collector I am severly pained by that tale

[BankofSwissindo]

I want one for my customised toilet paper. My bum is bored with Swissindo certificates.

We are sorry to hear this. As an internationally renowned bank specialising in all kinds of worthless toilet paper based currency, we aim to innovate on behalf of our clientele.

Swissindos come in perforated sheets so you can just tear off the exact amount required to relieve yourself (of all your money).

Our latest offering is 3-ply and comes in three different types to suit the most discerning bottoms: Izal, Kindness and Montezuma's Revenge.

Swissindos: soft, strong and very very wrong.

[longdog]

I wonder if any of us have warrants. He was going to blow us to the 4 corners of the earth, remember.

And since that threat I've not been blown into one corner let alone four... Such is the life of the ageing misanthrope

[BoomerSooner17]

I wonder if any of us have warrants. He was going to blow us to the 4 corners of the earth, remember.

I want one for my customised toilet paper. My bum is bored with Swissindo certificates.

You just reminded me of a gag which I once pulled with my Scouts. Some years ago, my cellar flooded; and among the things damaged was a small box full of obsolete European paper money (the kind which, when I bought it, cost mabe 5 or 10 cents piece, if the coin shop owner wasn't simply giving it away). I soaked the damaged notes in water, separated them and then dried them; and when I next went camping, I threw billions in Rentenmarks, Reichsmarks, Rubles, Pengö, Yen and Yuan onto the fire. The Scouts looked me as if I'd lost my mind; but I reminded that I had lost it before they ever met me, and shoved another pile under the fire lay before lighting a match.

I was expecting the money to end up in the latrine at the end of that story. But then again, if there's anything I remember from my time as a Webelo, it's that campfires are made specifically to burn things that probably shouldn't be burned.

[Pottapaug1938]

As a banknote collector I am severly pained by that tale

I was pained by the flooding; but these banknotes were damaged past the point of collectibility.

[TheNewSaint]

I was pained by the flooding; but these banknotes were damaged past the point of collectibility.

Lack of sentimentality is a good trait for a collector. I've got loads of worthless baseball cards i can't bring myself to toss.

[Zeke_the_Meek]

Guess who's back with a brand new rap! And by 'new' I mean 'the same old twaddle about overthrowing the government as before': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFsHGBRK6DY

He has a new website, but it's down. Great start to taking over the country!

The only semi-interesting bit of news here is that he's back to being Peter of England, since he's standing outside the Leek United Building Society in Newcastle-Under-Lyme.

[hucknallred]

It seems he was back a month ago on Yootoob for a couple of nonsense videos.

Cancel your mortgage

Trumpets Wanted for the QUK - The "RE" Initiative Launches (No, me neither)

Looking at his surroundings I think he's in Germany, those light switches are a European variety not seen in the UK.

This & the Shotbolt reappearance, I think we need to revisit some YouTube channels.

[ArthurWankspittle]

The most recent is back in the UK. The slightly older two I agree look like Germany or similar.

[Philsilkstone]

Yes filmed in Newcastle under Lyme Staffordshire !

[JimUk1]

Yes filmed in Newcastle under Lyme Staffordshire !

Indeed I concour. In his latest video he’s stood in front of “Leek United building society”, which is the one in Newcastle, staffs.

Crafty git got back in under the radar!

[NYGman]

Wonder if he used his passport this time

[MaritalArtist]

He now has his own political party, looking for punters to stand as MPs. I predict Big Wins!!!!!!!!1!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_cont ... FsHGBRK6DY

[JimUk1]

He now has his own political party, looking for punters to stand as MPs. I predict Big Wins!!!!!!!!1!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_cont ... FsHGBRK6DY

The trouble is whilst he may not make large gains in the political spectrum, in this post-factual era we seem to be living in, I can actually see some people joining/ and voting (if he indeed pays the appropriate fees)...

Then again, does the electoral commission except Re’s?

[aesmith]

The sort of people who might vote for him mostly make a point of not being on the electoral roll.

[AnOwlCalledSage]

I can actually see some people joining/ and voting (if he indeed pays the appropriate fees)...

But it's never a good sign if you disable comments on your party's launch video!

There are plenty more wackadoodle parties out there. My favourite is The Roman Party AVE!. I am one of the 2,997!