Dean Renshaw - Freeman on the Isle Of Wight
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Dean Renshaw - Freeman on the Isle Of Wight
This guy is rising fast in the UK rankings. With Crab Bait's imminent eviction & inevitable fade into obscurity we need a new hero.
This guy seems to have come to prominence in 2018, with his star turn being his attempt at the good old "I'm travelling, not driving" argument. Hampshire plod took a dim view of this & dragged him from his Zafira & tasered him in front of his whole family.
This engagement was so spectacular that the national press picked it up.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7591935/d ... d-car-law/
With little fanfare from our hero, the Zafira became road legal shortly after. We have the court case coming up to amuse us all.
I can't get FB links from where I'm currently posting, but can put these up later. These include a couple of baliff at the door encounters (a new one today) where he threatens them with his baseball bat - named "Reasonable force".
With the demise of many others I see a 2019 freeman of the year in the making.
This guy seems to have come to prominence in 2018, with his star turn being his attempt at the good old "I'm travelling, not driving" argument. Hampshire plod took a dim view of this & dragged him from his Zafira & tasered him in front of his whole family.
This engagement was so spectacular that the national press picked it up.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7591935/d ... d-car-law/
With little fanfare from our hero, the Zafira became road legal shortly after. We have the court case coming up to amuse us all.
I can't get FB links from where I'm currently posting, but can put these up later. These include a couple of baliff at the door encounters (a new one today) where he threatens them with his baseball bat - named "Reasonable force".
With the demise of many others I see a 2019 freeman of the year in the making.
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Re: Dean Renshaw - Freeman on the Isle Of Wight
He's already counting the £15,000 he's convinced his fee schedule has just earned him. Yup, good luck with that.
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Re: Dean Renshaw - Freeman on the Isle Of Wight
Depending on how he handles his eviction Crabby might well go for a double-header and be a 2019 contender too.With the demise of many others I see a 2019 freeman of the year in the making.
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Re: Dean Renshaw - Freeman on the Isle Of Wight
He’ll handle it badly, of course.
The only question being whether it will be very badly indeed or utterly disastrously.
The only question being whether it will be very badly indeed or utterly disastrously.
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https://www.facebook.com/dean.renshaw.9 ... 639931159/
In just 2 minutes we have the following:
Council tax unlawful - magna carta
Under oath
Fee schedule
Legal fiction
Misprision of treason
Common Law
Fictational names
CT, gas, electricity & water (he forgot to say bills) are for commercial premises only.
He's gone all in for sure.
In just 2 minutes we have the following:
Council tax unlawful - magna carta
Under oath
Fee schedule
Legal fiction
Misprision of treason
Common Law
Fictational names
CT, gas, electricity & water (he forgot to say bills) are for commercial premises only.
He's gone all in for sure.
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Re: Dean Renshaw - Freeman on the Isle Of Wight
I'd say that is a pretty good bet, and considering his past history I'm wondering if he'll get by without a jail term.The Seventh String wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:48 pm He’ll handle it badly, of course.
The only question being whether it will be very badly indeed or utterly disastrously.
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Not so sure how much he walks the walk. He has or had a business which requires a vehicle and registration with the local council. AFAIK he's never had a problem in that area.
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What a complete and utter moron for not only acting the way he did, but for doing it in front of his wife and children,
I don't take sides, I read all the facts and then come to my own conclusions
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IIRC his wife is a believer too. So just feel sorry for kids for now.
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Re: Dean Renshaw - Freeman on the Isle Of Wight
Scrap man according to his websiteArthurWankspittle wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 6:58 am Not so sure how much he walks the walk. He has or had a business which requires a vehicle and registration with the local council. AFAIK he's never had a problem in that area.
https://www.deanrenshaw.co.uk/
Licenced as well, although not difficult to get one of these
https://environment.data.gov.uk/public- ... result-all
Also includes his tasering video https://www.deanrenshaw.co.uk/police-brutality
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Sounds like a very professional serviceI am the nicest guy you could ever meet. I'm loyal, respectful, considerate and will stick up for you no matter what,
unless you break my trust or hurt my family and/or friends......for then, I am to be feared.
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Re: Dean Renshaw - Freeman on the Isle Of Wight
I'll not publish the address, but no sales show for it, so safe to assume he rents it. I wonder if he plays fast & loose with the landlord too?
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Re: Dean Renshaw - Freeman on the Isle Of Wight
Only a step from Nottingham. Is there something in the water round there?I was born in South Normanton, Derbyshire, UK in 1975. Raised in the same area,
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Oi !!!!!
Ill have you know it's in a totally different county...
Now them there from Derbyshire.....
Ill have you know it's in a totally different county...
Now them there from Derbyshire.....
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This is a slight tangent, but I am genuinely curious: how common are baseball bats in Britain? Is there enough baseball played over there for them to be seen as sports equipment, rather than as the clubs that they essentially are?hucknallred wrote:These include a couple of baliff at the door encounters (a new one today) where he threatens them with his baseball bat - named "Reasonable force".
Sorry that this question came out of left field.
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I think there are a lot more about than there are players of baseball. I have actually seen people practice baseball in the UK but suspect the previous sentence is true. I think it's all the US influence, nothing wrong with a good old pick axe handle.BoomerSooner17 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 5:33 pm This is a slight tangent, but I am genuinely curious: how common are baseball bats in Britain? Is there enough baseball played over there for them to be seen as sports equipment, rather than as the clubs that they essentially are?
Sorry that this question came out of left field.
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Rounders. They are playing rounders. It is a centuries old traditional English sport. (Other variants may be available).ArthurWankspittle wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 5:38 pm I have actually seen people practice baseball in the UK but suspect the previous sentence is true.
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Re: Dean Renshaw - Freeman on the Isle Of Wight
An off the shelf item in a store frequented by the Renshaws of these islands.BoomerSooner17 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 5:33 pm This is a slight tangent, but I am genuinely curious: how common are baseball bats in Britain? Is there enough baseball played over there for them to be seen as sports equipment, rather than as the clubs that they essentially are?
Sorry that this question came out of left field.
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Re: Dean Renshaw - Freeman on the Isle Of Wight
Ahh, baseball is originally English. The first published reference to it is in A Little Pretty Pocket-Book (John Newbery, 1744), and the first professional (well, money was wagered on the result, I doubt that any of the players were paid a fee) game took place in Surrey in 1749. It's mentioned in Northanger Abbey (Jane Austen, 1797-8, published 1817). The theory is that it reached the USA via British ex-pats in Canada.AnOwlCalledSage wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 6:32 pm Rounders. They are playing rounders. It is a centuries old traditional English sport. (Other variants may be available).
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Re: Dean Renshaw - Freeman on the Isle Of Wight
Britain has some very odd laws when it comes to the legality of twatting implements.
My steel baton emergency home defence twatting stick would be legal to possess if I'd made it before a certain date but illegal if I'd made it after a certain date... I actually made it in 1854 so I'm good... But a baseball bat or a pickaxe handle is legal to possess no matter when it was made.
Six or eight D Cell MagLites are perfectly legal and when it comes to twatting people there's none better... You can even dazzle the bugger before you cave his head in... Which reminds me... I must buy some new batteries.
My steel baton emergency home defence twatting stick would be legal to possess if I'd made it before a certain date but illegal if I'd made it after a certain date... I actually made it in 1854 so I'm good... But a baseball bat or a pickaxe handle is legal to possess no matter when it was made.
Six or eight D Cell MagLites are perfectly legal and when it comes to twatting people there's none better... You can even dazzle the bugger before you cave his head in... Which reminds me... I must buy some new batteries.
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JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?