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Is being addressed.
Do not click on any private message suggesting you have won a prize. The Illuminati don't allow us to give prizes on Quatloos.
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Really, I thought I had actually won something
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ArthurWankspittle wrote: Tue May 21, 2019 7:10 pm Is being addressed.
Do not click on any private message suggesting you have won a prize. The Illuminati don't allow us to give prizes on Quatloos.
Considering what we DO get, in the Illuminati, any petty prizes like these can't be worth our while.
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I killed the spammers and banned the whole IP range.

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Thank you Your Highness.

If you would deign to share your wisdom with the lower sorts, how does one determine an IP address to drive a stake through its heart?

I tried to do so (to no avail) before notifying you.

Again, thanks for all your good work.

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AndyK wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 12:48 pm how does one determine an IP address to drive a stake through its heart?
The Qualtloos IP ban seems to comprehensively cover most free-WiFi in UK pubs and railways. I think they are onto something! :D
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AndyK wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 12:48 pmIf you would deign to share your wisdom with the lower sorts, how does one determine an IP address to drive a stake through its heart?
A mod can do what web did. See my post in Mod forum.
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AnOwlCalledSage wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 2:16 pm
AndyK wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 12:48 pm how does one determine an IP address to drive a stake through its heart?
The Qualtloos IP ban seems to comprehensively cover most free-WiFi in UK pubs and railways. I think they are onto something! :D
Yeah we only got half of them when we blocked the Weatherspoons in Nottingham.
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