Beware the Deadly Dachshunds From the Sky!
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Beware the Deadly Dachshunds From the Sky!
Somebody sent this over and I'm just tickled pink over it. Had to share.
Supreme Commander of The Imperial Illuminati Air Force
Your concern is duly noted, filed, folded, stamped, sealed with wax and affixed with a thumbprint in red ink, forgotten, recalled, considered, reconsidered, appealed, denied and quietly ignored.
Your concern is duly noted, filed, folded, stamped, sealed with wax and affixed with a thumbprint in red ink, forgotten, recalled, considered, reconsidered, appealed, denied and quietly ignored.
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Re: Beware the Deadly Dachshunds From the Sky!
fear the Ipmerial anything.
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Re: Beware the Deadly Dachshunds From the Sky!
We're getting the typo fixed
Supreme Commander of The Imperial Illuminati Air Force
Your concern is duly noted, filed, folded, stamped, sealed with wax and affixed with a thumbprint in red ink, forgotten, recalled, considered, reconsidered, appealed, denied and quietly ignored.
Your concern is duly noted, filed, folded, stamped, sealed with wax and affixed with a thumbprint in red ink, forgotten, recalled, considered, reconsidered, appealed, denied and quietly ignored.
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Re: Beware the Deadly Dachshunds From the Sky!
Saved and printed out for the guy upstairs and his two adorable wire-haired snossages.
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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Re: Beware the Deadly Dachshunds From the Sky!
The Illuminati will not be mocked! And neither will the Epmire!
Supreme Commander of The Imperial Illuminati Air Force
Your concern is duly noted, filed, folded, stamped, sealed with wax and affixed with a thumbprint in red ink, forgotten, recalled, considered, reconsidered, appealed, denied and quietly ignored.
Your concern is duly noted, filed, folded, stamped, sealed with wax and affixed with a thumbprint in red ink, forgotten, recalled, considered, reconsidered, appealed, denied and quietly ignored.
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Re: Beware the Deadly Dachshunds From the Sky!
Don't forget to make a Medal of Valor, with the logo "Puer Bonissimus".
Three cheers for the Lesser Evil!
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Re: Beware the Deadly Dachshunds From the Sky!
He thinks it's brilliant and he's going to frame it. Cheers Gregg
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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Re: Beware the Deadly Dachshunds From the Sky!
Good Girl, but yeah... A Weiner Dog's Latin is sketchy at best.
Supreme Commander of The Imperial Illuminati Air Force
Your concern is duly noted, filed, folded, stamped, sealed with wax and affixed with a thumbprint in red ink, forgotten, recalled, considered, reconsidered, appealed, denied and quietly ignored.
Your concern is duly noted, filed, folded, stamped, sealed with wax and affixed with a thumbprint in red ink, forgotten, recalled, considered, reconsidered, appealed, denied and quietly ignored.
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Re: Beware the Deadly Dachshunds From the Sky!
This looks like an airline you can trust, but I'd be a bit worried about how much leg room they offer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZxlw126ASk
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Re: Beware the Deadly Dachshunds From the Sky!
It's not the Latin, but how flashy it is.
The fact that you sincerely and wholeheartedly believe that the “Law of Gravity” is unconstitutional and a violation of your sovereign rights, does not absolve you of adherence to it.
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