The Crawfords Keep Looking For A Unicorn
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Re: The Crawfords Keep Looking For A Unicorn
Is that Ceylon Singing the song?
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Never mind the cluckin’ dog, whatever became of Betty the Chicken, that’s what I wanna know.Notsogreen wrote: ↑Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:23 am wow.. At 10:31 they actually accuse the Police of "crimes akin to Genocide"...
AND they had to put the dog down....
Oh the pain! oh the humanity!
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Betty was living it up in sunnier climbs did you not see the pictures that Gregg posted. Unfortunately though due to the short life span of chickens she is probably danced her last jig.exiledscouser wrote: ↑Fri Jul 05, 2019 1:43 pmNever mind the cluckin’ dog, whatever became of Betty the Chicken, that’s what I wanna know.Notsogreen wrote: ↑Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:23 am wow.. At 10:31 they actually accuse the Police of "crimes akin to Genocide"...
AND they had to put the dog down....
Oh the pain! oh the humanity!
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But any day now, we will see this Unicorn that will turn the tide and get Tom his house back, free and clear, keeping all improvements, and winning compensation from the bank for all the fraud. I guess they are still holding off revealing this because the time is still not right, the planets and stars are not aligned, and there is a day of the week without a "y" in it. But it's coming, we were promised this long ago, and we await, baited breath, for that dat to come.SoLongCeylon wrote: ↑Fri Jul 05, 2019 5:21 am So Tom, four years on, was it all worth it? Of course not.
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doublelong wrote: ↑Fri Jul 05, 2019 1:59 pmBetty was living it up in sunnier climbs did you not see the pictures that Gregg posted. Unfortunately though due to the short life span of chickens she is probably danced her last jig.exiledscouser wrote: ↑Fri Jul 05, 2019 1:43 pmNever mind the cluckin’ dog, whatever became of Betty the Chicken, that’s what I wanna know.Notsogreen wrote: ↑Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:23 am wow.. At 10:31 they actually accuse the Police of "crimes akin to Genocide"...
AND they had to put the dog down....
Oh the pain! oh the humanity!
Webhick and I visited Betty in Key West where she was doing fine. I believe she has passed on as the only forwarding address I have for her is a Chic-Fil-A distribution center in Atlanta.
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I think you're the victim of misinformation. I have it on reliable authority that her last repose was at a KFC in Wolverhampton.
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That may be. Its possible the cows were sending me fake news. DO they even have Chic-Fil-A in the UK? I could be making jokes that y'all have no reference to.
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I believe Tom is talking about “white genocide” there. The whole thing always had racist undertones, recall the complaints about the ethnicity of the constables.Notsogreen wrote: ↑Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:23 am wow.. At 10:31 they actually accuse the Police of "crimes akin to Genocide"...
AND they had to put the dog down....
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she was celebrating her independence yesterday also.exiledscouser wrote: ↑Fri Jul 05, 2019 1:43 pmNever mind the cluckin’ dog, whatever became of Betty the Chicken, that’s what I wanna know.Notsogreen wrote: ↑Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:23 am wow.. At 10:31 they actually accuse the Police of "crimes akin to Genocide"...
AND they had to put the dog down....
Oh the pain! oh the humanity!
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It's his alter ego, Ceylon Dion.
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Long the topic of Quatloos Tabloid speculation, Betty has definietly dropped off the radar, is almost surely free of this mortal coil, but reports of here exact final destination are conflicting. RIP Betty....Chaos wrote: ↑Fri Jul 05, 2019 6:27 pmshe was celebrating her independence yesterday also.exiledscouser wrote: ↑Fri Jul 05, 2019 1:43 pmNever mind the cluckin’ dog, whatever became of Betty the Chicken, that’s what I wanna know.Notsogreen wrote: ↑Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:23 am wow.. At 10:31 they actually accuse the Police of "crimes akin to Genocide"...
AND they had to put the dog down....
Oh the pain! oh the humanity!
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I think Betty was the real victim of this tragedy; if anyone deserved getting the cottage back, it was Betty.
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Yes, we should put together a fitting tribute.
Maybe a concert, BettyAid! We could get the Imperial Illuminati Air Force involved....
with a buffet after
I really am a sick puppy, I know...
Maybe a concert, BettyAid! We could get the Imperial Illuminati Air Force involved....
with a buffet after
I really am a sick puppy, I know...
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If you look on Amazon for the reviews of the cinematic masterpiece TGBMS, you'll see that a certain Betty C left a 1 star review
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Over here on this side of the pond, which I remind you is the last confirmed location Betty was sited, it is for realz National Fried Chicken Day. (you can't make this stuff up)
So we managed to get some pictures of Elite Dachshunds celebrating
#wheresBettytheChicken
So we managed to get some pictures of Elite Dachshunds celebrating
#wheresBettytheChicken
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ha! one's a cyborgGregg wrote: ↑Sun Jul 07, 2019 4:31 pm Over here on this side of the pond, which I remind you is the last confirmed location Betty was sited, it is for realz National Fried Chicken Day. (you can't make this stuff up)
So we managed to get some pictures of Elite Dachshunds celebrating
#wheresBettytheChicken
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"There is something about true madness that goes beyond mere eccentricity." Will Self
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of course not but their existence has been denied for years.
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We don't deny anything, we just won't confirm theories.
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