You forget that Gregg surmised that she wanted her pounds to be paid in gold -- bags of sovereigns (see my avatar).
UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes
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Re: UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes
"We've been attacked by the intelligent, educated segment of the culture." -- Pastor Ray Mummert, Dover, PA, during an attempt to introduce creationism -- er, "intelligent design", into the Dover Public Schools
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Re: UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes
A hand selected jury of nutters... That'll be completely fair and impartial
"Lee Cant is acting as dummy jury foreman"
That's not acting
"Lee Cant is acting as dummy jury foreman"
That's not acting
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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Re: UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes
Live action role playing games do not have to make sense.
It's a Dungeons and Dragons spin off with no Dragons.
I think it would be more fun for them if they had special costumes like real Ushers and Judges.
It's a Dungeons and Dragons spin off with no Dragons.
I think it would be more fun for them if they had special costumes like real Ushers and Judges.
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Re: UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes
Danny: "So there’s this judge sitting there in a cape like fucking batman with this really rather far out looking hat".Siegfried Shrink wrote: ↑Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:59 am Live action role playing games do not have to make sense.
It's a Dungeons and Dragons spin off with no Dragons.
I think it would be more fun for them if they had special costumes like real Ushers and Judges.
Withnail: "A wig".
Danny: "No man, this was more like a long white hat".
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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Re: UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes
There is a story that during WWII a group of jewish prisoners held a trial and convicted God on a charge of breaking his own covenant.
This group will be even less able to enforce their verdicts.
This group will be even less able to enforce their verdicts.
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I am sad to report that Neelu's bestest bud, friend of the Sarf Lunnun Underworld and previously sectioned Keeper of The Woodchipper John Pratterson has had his YouTube channel deleted.
Apparently making repeated death threats not only gets you carted off by the men in the white coats it also gets you banned from bits of the interwebs too.
Whoodathunkit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SztMTc ... m-comments
Apparently making repeated death threats not only gets you carted off by the men in the white coats it also gets you banned from bits of the interwebs too.
Whoodathunkit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SztMTc ... m-comments
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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Re: UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes
Excellent. Was it the Elders of Zion, or us? Now we just need to transmit voices into his head and flouridate his water supply...
"don't be hubris ever..." Steve Mccrae, noted legal ExpertInFuckAll.
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I've already spoken to my contacts at The New World Order, The Illuminati, Mossad and Gateshead Council and there'll be a dozen 5G lamp-post outside his house caravan by the end of the week and then the thought control process can begin. Codename: Rubber Room.Hercule Parrot wrote: ↑Mon Aug 19, 2019 9:32 pmExcellent. Was it the Elders of Zion, or us? Now we just need to transmit voices into his head and flouridate his water supply...
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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Re: UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes
That's what we need on Quatloos-- more salacious content to attract readers. Things like "Neelu Berry opens her legs" or "Rekha Patel loses her virginity."alexhammer wrote:please remember that Neelu has a son. Which means some unlucky bastard has made sexy time with her, at least once.
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I assume her son is adopted. Her personality must be the most effective contraceptive known to man.
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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Re: UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes
Dr. Caligari wrote: ↑Tue Aug 20, 2019 3:20 amThat's what we need on Quatloos-- more salacious content to attract readers. Things like "Neelu Berry opens her legs" or "Rekha Patel loses her virginity."alexhammer wrote:please remember that Neelu has a son. Which means some unlucky bastard has made sexy time with her, at least once.
I'll be sending you the bill for the counselling I now need.
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Really? Just now? I find your claim dubious.Gregg wrote: ↑Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:32 pmDr. Caligari wrote: ↑Tue Aug 20, 2019 3:20 amThat's what we need on Quatloos-- more salacious content to attract readers. Things like "Neelu Berry opens her legs" or "Rekha Patel loses her virginity."alexhammer wrote:please remember that Neelu has a son. Which means some unlucky bastard has made sexy time with her, at least once.
I'll be sending you the bill for the counselling I now need.
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Re: UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes
At the end of the trial, they used the word chayav, rather than ‘guilty'. It means ‘He owes us something'.
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Where there's blame there's a claim. Perhaps Neelu should pursue her claims to state sanctioned theft of her inheritance rather than her GcMAF rubbish.
Narrator's voice: Her claim was also rubbish.
https://abcnews.go.com/International/co ... itter_abcn
Narrator's voice: Her claim was also rubbish.
https://abcnews.go.com/International/co ... itter_abcn
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1o7ELAmdZQ
The indefatigable Neelu battles on, council tax problems, usual 'frauds', and more confusion, as you'd expect. Nothing remarkable but Neelu seems to have been very quite lately.
And a bit more of the usual with some satanism thrown in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9RXLN8qmE0
The indefatigable Neelu battles on, council tax problems, usual 'frauds', and more confusion, as you'd expect. Nothing remarkable but Neelu seems to have been very quite lately.
And a bit more of the usual with some satanism thrown in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9RXLN8qmE0
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Re: UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes
I don't get why she'd have council tax problems. Traffic fines, yes, as they follow the vehicle owner but at last reckoning she was living in her sister's house, which if it is still in probate would mean her brother-in-law is responsible for the council tax. Morally, yes she should pay her share, but Neelu and morals have long been strangers.Siegfried Shrink wrote: ↑Sun Nov 03, 2019 9:20 am The indefatigable Neelu battles on, council tax problems...
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I think Neelu can be relied on to complicate the simplest situation, and to be unreceptive to rational solutions that in general do not involve her delusions about almost everything.
I hear mention of the famous Equity Lawyer, EWE, so it seems he has not died of kidney failure yet despite Neelu's efforts
And there is a shout out to Mr. Badaloo, without whose contribution any situation would be better.
I hear mention of the famous Equity Lawyer, EWE, so it seems he has not died of kidney failure yet despite Neelu's efforts
And there is a shout out to Mr. Badaloo, without whose contribution any situation would be better.
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Whilst the YT video link to her video has already been posted, this is a link to the Council Tax is Unlawful comments on it. Comedy gold.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/1957436 ... 357327508/
https://www.facebook.com/groups/1957436 ... 357327508/
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