Sovrun Paraleguls

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Re: Sovrun Paraleguls

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Pottapaug1938 wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:51 pm https://www.splspro.com/

Among other things, he is a fan of [sic] Equity Lawyer Edward William Ellis; but only the Anointed may view the page. They are hoping for 10,000 members; but they only have 638.
Only 425 now, but at £12 a year to be a member, quite a tidy sum has been had already, that's quite a churn rate to 425 though.

Following the HHJ CLC business plan there is the obligatory online shop now. https://www.splspro.com/emporium/

The apparel is quite clearly stuff he'll buy off ebay with a healthy mark up.

Put me down for a hoodie, 100Ml of colloidal silver & 2 chakra rings.

Ker-ching!
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hucknallred wrote: Wed Nov 20, 2019 3:54 pm
Pottapaug1938 wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:51 pm https://www.splspro.com/

Among other things, he is a fan of [sic] Equity Lawyer Edward William Ellis; but only the Anointed may view the page. They are hoping for 10,000 members; but they only have 638.
Only 425 now, but at £12 a year to be a member, quite a tidy sum has been had already, that's quite a churn rate to 425 though.

Following the HHJ CLC business plan there is the obligatory online shop now. https://www.splspro.com/emporium/

The apparel is quite clearly stuff he'll buy off ebay with a healthy mark up.

Put me down for a hoodie, 100Ml of colloidal silver & 2 chakra rings.

Ker-ching!
Forget the merchandise I want me enforcement agent removal service-

“Agent/Debt collector/Bailiff removal service
£12 / year“

Do they turn up in a van and remove them? What’s the process?

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They send you a can of Bailff-B-Gone™ and you spray it through the letter-box.
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
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I don't like to pay overseas shipping, someone get me 3 quarts of Andrenachrome and save it until next time I'm in London. You can bring it over and share a snort with me and Liz Hurley.
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Just checking, if supplying an imaginary substance, is it OK to send it in imaginary bottles.

If it is OK, consider your consignment on the way.

Do you know anyone younger than Liz Hurley, who has to be past her prime by now.
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Siegfried Shrink wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:46 am Just checking, if supplying an imaginary substance, is it OK to send it in imaginary bottles.

If it is OK, consider your consignment on the way.

Do you know anyone younger than Liz Hurley, who has to be past her prime by now.
It's not imaginary. It's a real substance that you can buy on line for about $1 per milligram with no restrictions in the US or UK as far as I know.

Everything the loonies claim about it is complete fiction and lifted wholesale from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson. It's not a drug of any description and those who have tried it say it's utterly unpleasant and basically nothing more than a poison. You can make it in your kitchen by oxidising synthetic epinephrine (adrenaline) using silver as a catalyst. Harvesting it from the pineal glands of sacrificed children would be the least efficient and most expensive way you could possibly do it. It would be like murdering children to extract endocannabinoids when you could grow a cannabis plant yourself or buy some weed from your neighbour with the blackout curtains in the back bedroom window.

The only reason adrenochrome is as expensive as it is is because it has almost no use at all outside of very specialist laboratory experiments so they don't make much of it.

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JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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longdog wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:18 pmYou can make it in your kitchen by oxidising synthetic epinephrine (adrenaline) using silver as a catalyst.
Well obviously you're not going to think much of it if you've only tried the synthetic stuff.
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Well I've got a massive backlog of sacrificial victims and you know what Illuminati HQ are like with their bloody deadlines.
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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Some people are daft enough to think that you are saying that in earnest rather than in jest, longdog. I'm not saying people who post on Quatloos are that daft (I hope not anyway) but there are some folk that take things very literally. I'm retired but sometimes do work (nothing exciting - typing etc) from home and once I was going to make a quip to someone who accused me of being a shill for the Illuminati (you couldn't make it up!!!) asking I should contact the I.....i because one client had gone quiet and I could have used another line of income but I decided against it because they would be daft enough to take me seriously. I'm sceptical about the Illuminati (in the sense of allegedly running world governments and the media) anyway.
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There are quite a few people, including me, who like to indulge in Illuminati HQ staff chit-chat on "that sort" of Facebook group and yes... There are people who can't spot a blatant piss-take like that and take it seriously.

I have been called a satanic child murderer more than once and I do wonder what the cops made of it when one nutter reported me... Assuming they did and they weren't just counter-trolling. I'm pretty sure they were serious :-D
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SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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Unfortunately, some people will believe anything presented to them, and once they latch on to it will not let go regardless of any counter evidence put forward. They have no BS filter, no reality check, and almost never ever a sense of humor. IMHO they also don't have much of a grasp on reality or they wouldn't grasp on to the things they do and with such fervor. They are and can be quite scary. Fortunately they are generally scattered quite thoroughly through the general population, so the likelihood of many such minded getting together is, or at least was slim. Now thanks to the innerwebs they have much freer and more readily available contact. There's not point in minding what you say since they will have already made up their minds about any given subject.
The fact that you sincerely and wholeheartedly believe that the “Law of Gravity” is unconstitutional and a violation of your sovereign rights, does not absolve you of adherence to it.
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They do come together but any groups soon break-up with schisms, jealousies, accusations of shilling and just the inherent stresses that you get within a group of delusional nutbags.
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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longdog wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 10:26 pm They do come together but any groups soon break-up with schisms, jealousies, accusations of shilling and just the inherent stresses that you get within a group of delusional nutbags.
Part of their psychopathology is that "their" world view is immutable and inflexible and if say that they believe the Easter Bunny ONLY lays purple eggs and one of their fellow travelers/kooks comes along and says that NO they are green then immediate schism, heresy, and un-civil war from the revealed word of someone or other. Same reason the sovcits/poots/fotl's don't form functional surviving groups. They are all supreme groups of ONE, or maybe two and that doesn't usually last long.
The fact that you sincerely and wholeheartedly believe that the “Law of Gravity” is unconstitutional and a violation of your sovereign rights, does not absolve you of adherence to it.
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See also the far right and, even more so, the far left in British politics. There are some parties with more words in their name than members. If there isn't a party called The New Reformed British Revolutionary Worker's Communist Alliance (Maxist-Leninist) Party I'd be very surprised. As a matter of fact I think I might know him :mrgreen:

Judean People's Front? Splitters!
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SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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As we used to say in my youth - 'Where you've got two Trotskyists, you've got a party, where you've got three Trotskyists, you've got a split.'
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I think two is pushing your luck to be honest.

Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky?

(1000Re prize for the first correct answer).
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SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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longdog wrote: Tue Nov 26, 2019 1:28 pm I think two is pushing your luck to be honest.

Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky?

(1000Re prize for the first correct answer).
He was assassinated in 1940, in Mexico City, by someone using an ice axe.
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noblepa wrote: Tue Nov 26, 2019 2:19 pm He was assassinated in 1940, in Mexico City, by someone using an ice axe.
I believe the correct answer is: He got an ice pick that made his ears burn :Axe:
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John Uskglass wrote: Tue Nov 26, 2019 1:18 pm As we used to say in my youth - 'Where you've got two Trotskyists, you've got a party, where you've got three Trotskyists, you've got a split.'
I used to offer a variant: put three Trotskyists on an remote island, and they will soon form seven separate factions, squabbling incessantly over arcane points of political doctrine.
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