Martin V Haller, he of the money-for-nothing sign-up to my dodgy credit scam scheme has been having a little difficulty with plod of late.
Martin V Haller wrote:Can anybody tell me how to make a emergency injunction to get my brand new Mercedes released from the police impound.
Note the possessive use of the word 'my' in describing said vehicle. Martin continues;
A private enforcement company has towed the vehicle away and now it is sitting in a police compound. It has been seized illegally and I have reported it to the police and an inspector told the call handler that he will not release it.
He then says the following;
The registered keeper and myself have given formal notice over the 101 call that I will be charging 5000 pounds per day for every day that they are illegally and unlawfully holding the vehicle.
Me thinks he's put the vehicle in the name of a 3rd party to stop plod reaching out for it. I wonder what name the finance is in and who it was that told the porkie-pies to secure the loan? After all I suspect Martin, having just emerged from a 4 stretch for fraud himself might have struggled a bit to be credit-worthy. Unless of course, perish the thought, he dissembled himself. He reveals more in this post on his own FB page;
A Freind has just had a CCJ applied fraudulently via the county bullshit centre and all over PCN’s again. Naturally it’s a DSAR to reveal the fraud.
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Whos’s got the best Draft??
Any help appreciated
Oh dear, another beautiful friendship coming to an end, shades of Jimmy One-Cell here (although his friend just got a 3am knock, not a nice shiny CCJ) but never mind, a slew of constructive and helpful comments follow, usually to accuse the police of all being paedo's. Says Neil;
Is that not conspiracy to obtain money by deception, 20yrs in prison for that.
And Nigel Fern has the perfect solution;
The police are handling stolen goods.
The name on the log book is not necessarily the owner just the registered keeper.
Tell them it’s not yours and to prove otherwise.
Sooo, the car is
not yours but it
is in someone else's name but it's really
yours after all.
No, I'm lost too.
The
following video gives an insight as to why the forces of darkness have taken an interest in matters. He can be seen sitting behind the wheel of a nice Merc clutching a wad of PCN notices. "
I get 8 to 10 a day" he boasts. Probably better, Martin, to park properly and avoid them in the first place like the rest of us but, hey, you know best.
As for deception opined by Neil, why yes it is a conspiracy to obtain money by deception (though its only 14 years max sadly) but more likely for the estimable Mr. Haller rather than plod themselves.
Anyway, if Martin is to be believed, all is now well;
Fuck it, my Mercedes impounded by the Private Police, Court order to have it released first thing in the morning. Lol
But Martin has clearly lost interest in fine German machinery, he's;
Just grabbed the 19 plate Range Sport
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to all you CUNT-STABLES... Corrupt Bastards
Clearly this chap is on the fast-track to nowhere-ville and a date before more courts in the future.
Not all posters, even within the faithful on Crabby's site are entirely sold with the story Martin is selling;
Christopher wrote:the op (Original Poster) hasn’t even posted up why the car was taken in the first place lol could have knocked someone down or purchased the car fraudulent finance you can never give a full answer to half a question.
Martin does finally cough the reason;
Martin V Haller wrote:172 PCN’s lol
Said 'friend' will have been on first name terms with his postie. Some urge him to claim for 'loss of earnings' over the seizure of the car but "Darron" posts a note of caution;
and if yr going to claim your car is used to conduct business you better have business insurance. Be careful what you claim!
Quite, Darron or - here's a thought - have some actual insurance of any sort in the first place.
Olly Feely has some sage advice too;
Olly Feely wrote:You need a human rights courts or common law courts. Not a magistrates courts or country courts. You need common law solicitor or Human Rights solicitor.
He adds;
If you find an(y) human rights or common law solicitor let me know.
That'd be Ireland's finest Common Law Lawyer Pat Cullinane, no wait, he's shook a seven, what about Gedaljahu Ebert - he appears to have gone quiet for some time and may have even joined Mr. C at the choir eternal. EWE springs to mind but there was all that unpleasantness leading to him being err... struck off.
Damn, I'm out of ideas.