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There should be in island, in the Shetlands or Orkneys, where they could go.
I've been to both Shetland and the Orkneys, and wouldn't wish Ceylon and his ilk on the lovely folk there. Plus, I want to go back there...
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John Uskglass wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 11:04 am
There should be in island, in the Shetlands or Orkneys, where they could go.
I've been to both Shetland and the Orkneys, and wouldn't wish Ceylon and his ilk on the lovely folk there. Plus, I want to go back there...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockall
We could put them on Rockall then we could change its name to f**kall :haha:
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doublelong wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 11:28 am
John Uskglass wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 11:04 am
There should be in island, in the Shetlands or Orkneys, where they could go.
I've been to both Shetland and the Orkneys, and wouldn't wish Ceylon and his ilk on the lovely folk there. Plus, I want to go back there...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockall
We could put them on Rockall then we could change its name to f**kall :haha:
Oh, I think one of the formerly inhabited abandoned isles would do nicely. There is probably still the remains of shelter if they want to fix it up, and they wouldn't bother anyone else.
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Why not Sealand?
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What about that island they tested anthrax bombs on?

I'm pretty sure they won't have the 5Gs there and their denial of the germ theory of disease should protect them.
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Drop them off at North Sentinel Island and they can preach their conspiracies there.
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John Uskglass wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 11:04 am
There should be in island, in the Shetlands or Orkneys, where they could go.
I've been to both Shetland and the Orkneys, and wouldn't wish Ceylon and his ilk on the lovely folk there. Plus, I want to go back there...
Isn't there an uninhabited rock where Ceylon and friends could go, without any boats being allowed? If not, then maybe the Flannan Isles, again with no boats allowed.
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Pottapaug1938 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:56 pm
John Uskglass wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 11:04 am
There should be in island, in the Shetlands or Orkneys, where they could go.
I've been to both Shetland and the Orkneys, and wouldn't wish Ceylon and his ilk on the lovely folk there. Plus, I want to go back there...
Isn't there an uninhabited rock where Ceylon and friends could go, without any boats being allowed? If not, then maybe the Flannan Isles, again with no boats allowed.
The colder, windier, and wetter the better.
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JimUk1 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:43 pm
My partner got transferred to the ICU ward at the temporary hospital in Manchester today
Fingers-crossed, Jim.
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Hercule Parrot wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 4:25 pm
JimUk1 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:43 pm
My partner got transferred to the ICU ward at the temporary hospital in Manchester today
Fingers-crossed, Jim.
They’ve got that up in record time then, it wasn’t due to open until 12 April.

Hope things go well.

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notorial dissent wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 4:15 pm
Pottapaug1938 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:56 pm
John Uskglass wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 11:04 am

I've been to both Shetland and the Orkneys, and wouldn't wish Ceylon and his ilk on the lovely folk there. Plus, I want to go back there...
Isn't there an uninhabited rock where Ceylon and friends could go, without any boats being allowed? If not, then maybe the Flannan Isles, again with no boats allowed.
The colder, windier, and wetter the better.
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Colon at the mass demonstration in Wollaton park Nottingham on Saturday. 1st image (left of the anarchy flag)
Anti lockdown and anti vaxxers. No sign of his bald buddy though.

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I see you are using the word "mass" in the Trumpian sense of very bigly. :snicker:
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longdog wrote: ↑Sun May 17, 2020 9:10 am I see you are using the word "mass" in the Trumpian sense of very bigly. :snicker:
Indeed. There's more people waiting in a queue for their chance to get into our local branch of Aldi than that. I also love the quality placard; sharpie on cardboard. :)
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radcliffewreck wrote: ↑Sun May 17, 2020 7:39 am Colon at the mass demonstration in Wollaton park Nottingham on Saturday. 1st image (left of the anarchy flag)
Anti lockdown and anti vaxxers. No sign of his bald buddy though.
Armed with his trusty camera I see, enjoy. The weed is strong in the first interviewee.

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That's strange. Usually when a self proclaimed freedom fighter uses the phrase "do not be afraid", they end it with an exclamation mark, not a question mark.

But maybe it was a misspelling and they really meant to say "do not be a fraud".
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Or "do not be a Fred?"
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I'm not a Fred.

I am a free, I am not man, a number!
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Friends, this is why weed is more or less legal in most of the USA.

Stoned people are funny.
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