Goodbye for now

[AndyK]

I'm posting to say farewell for some undetermined time.

Following a brief phone call earlier today, I am now expecting an arrest warrant to be served on me by Unit 1 of the Enforcement Division of the Federal Reserve due to my involvement in bank fraud.

I was also notified that all of my financial resources have been frozen pending the investigation.

Unfortunately, the Officer's subcontinent accent was so thick and the boiler room background noise level so high that I couldn't determine what I needed to do to exonorate myself and restore my financial accounts. When I asked him to please repeat himself so I could hear him, he terminated the call.

Can't get anyone to play.

[Burnaby49]

Don't get too concerned, it's in the hands of the usual government efficiency. I've been in the same position for years but, like tax refunds, they just can't seem to get around to getting the job done and arresting me. I'd assume you're in line after me so you can enjoy your golden years for a while yet.

I'm jealous that you're entitled to the personal touch. All I got was a recorded message. I was supposed to actually call them to avoid incarceration but I just didn't get around to it.

[JamesVincent]

I'm with Burnaby. I've never rated a personal phone call, I've only gotten recordings telling me to call or the federal authorities are going to work with local authorities to have me placed under arrest. Can't say I've ever had the energy to call them.

[Foggy]

Yeah, I got a call like that from the Internal Revenue Services. Not the Internal Revenue Service. This one was from Services, plural.

I told the caller that he was too stupid to be a scam artist, and that if he didn't step up his game he really ought to go see if he could find work at McDonald's or somepace. I offered my services to help him improve the quality of his scam, but I quoted him a rate of $1,000/hr. because honestly, it's a lot of work to try to train extremely stupid people to improve their job performance. That seemed to offend him and he rudely hung up on me. See if I try to help that guy again!

I'm still waiting for the IRS(s) to arrest me. Not holding my breath, though.

[HardyW]

I think I may be able to shed some light on what has happened here.

Unit 1 of the Enforcement Division of the Federal Reserve has explicitly been detailed to investigate and perhaps infiltrate the Q Division of the Anti-Federal Reserve forces (motto "very fine people on both sides") , supposedly led by the ghost of John F Kennedy Junior and responsible for the preparation for major changes in the United States (and possibly beyond), soon after the triumphant re-election of you-know-who in 2 weeks' time, These changes include the implementation of NESARA as explained here , which will very rapidly lead to the extinction of not only Unit 1 but the whole Enforcement Division of the Federal Reserve, or is it the IRS.

Unfortunately Unit 1 of the Enforcement Division has the habit of abbreviating things, and from time to time members of Quatloos are designated "Q" and are confused with adherents of the forces mentioned above.

The relevant software upgrades have been commissioned from an IT specialist in Delaware as recommended by Mr Giuliani, so hopefully these erroneous insinuations will be removed from the system in due course.

[Foggy]

So is it true there's a QuatloosAnon? Asking for a friend.

[AndyK]

There might, or might not be, but we had to kill your "friend." Please be more careful in the future.

[Foggy]

[The Observer]

Apologies to Foggy for AndyK's verbal slippage and for causing any unintended distress on your part. Here at the "Q" we do not kill people. We may target those whom we see as threats or outright dangers to the System, but never will such targeting result in the subject being "killed." To be sure, we may describe an action taken as "inducing to eternal slumber", "reducing to peaceful repose", "preventing all bodily functions", "neutralizing biochemical reactions on a permanent basis", "disintegrating completely at the cellular level", or my personal favorite, "returning the subject to the Source." (All of the previous are found, along with others, in our training manual, "Handbook for Illuminati Report Formats." It is obvious that AndyK forgot to refer to this manual when preparing his response to you, but it is understandable given the undoubted stress he was enduring regarding his having to face arrest by our sworn, but dimwitted, enemies.

[Burnaby49]

let's not forget Gregg's favorite euphemism "assumed room temperature".

[AndyK]

I apologize. "Killing" is merely a euphemism for invoking Admiralty jurisdiction and revoking the berth certificate as in casting the Viking warrior out to sea in his flaming long boat.

[Pottapaug1938]

Apologies to Foggy for AndyK's verbal slippage and for causing any unintended distress on your part. Here at the "Q" we do not kill people. We may target those whom we see as threats or outright dangers to the System, but never will such targeting result in the subject being "killed." To be sure, we may describe an action taken as "inducing to eternal slumber", "reducing to peaceful repose", "preventing all bodily functions", "neutralizing biochemical reactions on a permanent basis", "disintegrating completely at the cellular level", or my personal favorite, "returning the subject to the Source." (All of the previous are found, along with others, in our training manual, "Handbook for Illuminati Report Formats." It is obvious that AndyK forgot to refer to this manual when preparing his response to you, but it is understandable given the undoubted stress he was enduring regarding his having to face arrest by our sworn, but dimwitted, enemies.

I like "dustifying" -- as in "for dust you are, and unto dust you shall return."

[NYGman]

Why is it that every time I see this thread pop up and I see the Goodbye, for now title, I think So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish? Think it may be all the off topic DNA discussion in the Nelu thread. Every time...