Sovereign citizen arrested for kidnapping, raping daughter

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Re: Sovereign citizen arrested for kidnapping, raping daught

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Martin J. Jonassen is now inmate # 11817-027 with the Federal Bureau of Prisons. He is scheduled for release on July 17, 2046. He is currently located at the Metropolitan Correctional Center (MCC) at Chicago.

http://www.bop.gov/iloc2/InmateFinderSe ... &x=57&y=10
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Re: Sovereign citizen arrested for kidnapping, raping daughter

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I was going through some of our more..... memorable scumbags and checking to see where they are at, sentencing wise.

Name: MARTIN J JONASSEN
Register Number: 11817-027
Age: 64
Race: White
Sex: Male
Release Date: 11/20/2045
Located At: USP Marion

Looks like this particular resident of Fucktardistan is still kicking, has been moved and has been good. We still have to support him for 25 more years.
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Re: Sovereign citizen arrested for kidnapping, raping daughter

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Call me a bleeding heart, but I'm OK with paying for him for another 25 years since he won't be able to hurt anyone outside of the prison he is in.

And I'm no actuary, but given that he's currently 64, I doubt he'll make it to his release date. He'll be leaving prison feet first.
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Re: Sovereign citizen arrested for kidnapping, raping daughter

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One of life's little tragedies.
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Re: Sovereign citizen arrested for kidnapping, raping daughter

Post by KickahaOta »

If anyone's looking for a treasure trove of good ol' frivolous filing goodness, a quick Party Search on PACER reveals that Mr. Martin J. Jonassen has kept close ties with the Seventh Circuit, much to the Seventh Circuit's chagrin. At least three dozen separate cases.