Baron David Ward

[longdog]

"Perfected" was a word that Heather Touchy-Giraffe used about her UCC filings, so it's a part of the conspiraloon lexicon. I had no idea what it meant then either. Which reminds me, I haven't visited i-uv for a while.

So it's a bit like when I build anything out of wood or do bricklaying and declare it "Perfect!". "Perfect" = "Fucking terrible but functional". The difference being they don't care about the functional bit.

[Pottapaug1938]

I just built some shelves in my cellar, as part of getting back to normal after a house fire, three years ago. They would fail any carpentry class test; but they are good enough for the job, and thus "perfect."

[longdog]

I just built some shelves in my cellar, as part of getting back to normal after a house fire, three years ago. They would fail any carpentry class test; but they are good enough for the job, and thus "perfect."

I think the word "adequate" is vastly under-rated myself.

[John Uskglass]

I still wonder what they mean by a "perfected" lien.

Isn't it obvious? It's a lien that's been subjected to a Cathar ritual and thus elevated to a higher plane. Honestly, don't they teach you anything at school these days?

[longdog]

I still wonder what they mean by a "perfected" lien.

Isn't it obvious? It's a lien that's been subjected to a Cathar ritual and thus elevated to a higher plane. Honestly, don't they teach you anything at school these days?

It's been a long while since "school" and "these days" in the same sentence have had any relevance to me to be honest

[hucknallred]

I think the word "adequate" is vastly under-rated myself.

Used to perfection by Mr. Walt in Season 1 of 'Towers when quizzed about his Lamb lunch, before leaving to sell some outboard motors.

[longdog]

I thought he sold spoons. Or was that Bernard Cribbens?

[Eaststander]

I thought he sold spoons. Or was that Bernard Cribbens?

Wasn’t he the hotel inspector? Someone get the DVDs out, we need to resolve this issue.

[hucknallred]

Wasn’t he the hotel inspector? Someone get the DVDs out, we need to resolve this issue.

I could have 'Towers as a specialist subject on Mastermind.

Basil first suspected Bernard Cribbens, until Sybil eavesdropped his phone call.

After the problems with a corked bottle of Aloxe-Corton 65, basil suspected Mr Walt[*] & offered him £50, increasing to £60 to keep quiet.
Rather bemused he responds that he's in town for the exhibition & sells outboard motors.

We see the inspectors at the very end after he & Manuel have "creamed" Mr. (Spoons) Hutchinson.

[*] Corrected spelling.

[longdog]

Well that's made my mind up as to what to watch while I'm having my tea.

[exiledscouser]

For those of you fed up with the tax man carving out great wedges of your hard-earned; help is at hand. Adrian James, Keeper of the Keys, holder of the guttering flame of failure, Baroneer to his core and general sponging bastard has some advice;

INCOME TAX.....
No one has any Taxable income.
The Taxable income on any year end self assessment should always be ZERO.
No one has any obligations to pay Tax. ANY Tax. Any Tax at all.
SO the Tax paid must be returned by HMR&C and it is HMR&C policy to return this Tax and they will.

Err in my (admittedly somewhat bitter ) experience they won’t and they don’t. But if you’ve not earned a bean then he’s right in one sense, you won’t then owe a penny in tax.

Then as we will see shortly he exhorts others to claim back income tax that they haven’t actually paid. But let’s not puncture Adrian’s something for nothing flight of fantasy just yet.

That's why Baron David Ward got the £7K.
So Gross Taxable income is Zero and the Tax you have paid is 85% of the Gross.
You make the end of year Tax Claim using the Self Assessment.
This self assessment is a declaration by You.
But don't give them your Bank details. They are the scum of the Earth and they will close you Bank account so they cannot refund your Tax.
You want a Cheque.

85% of zero is ….erm….nothing. 150% of zero, same outcome. The much lamented Baron probably paid no income tax in his later years as he was as skint as a Pauper’s Pocket and any income he did manage to scrape together fell below taxation thresholds. He was hardly a Rockefeller, living out of drafty old vans, refusing financial assistance and in complete denial about the very thing that killed him in the end.

For those unfamiliar, no one in the UK is taxed on the first £12,500 or so of their income. You also pay National Insurance as well, that’s supposed to be ring-fenced for the NHS but in reality it’s just another form of income tax. Health services cost though Adrian, the more so if sponging parasitic twats like you freeload your way through life whilst demanding and enjoying society’s every advantage.

I hope your principles are so strong as to refuse medical assistance in all circumstances since you don’t appear to pay for them. The Baron, for all his faults was true to that strand although I note that even he was in an NHS hospital blocking a valuable NHS bed surrounded by dedicated NHS staff when he defiantly flicked one last two fingers their way before passing on.

That might sound a bit harsh but I have no time, no time whatsoever for shitty duplicitous fuckwits who are all take and who shriek the loudest when denied that which the rest of us pay for.

I find Mr James’ attitude a bit strange since he will no doubt expect the state to keep him should he become unemployed or when he’s in his old age. His advice is a bit wrong as HMRC know a fair bit about you even if you try and stay off grid. You may well dodge the consequences for a while if you are self employed but it will catch up with you eventually.

None of the faithful have commented yet, they are all probably off somewhere doing their own research which will inevitably conclude that the Tax Man, like him or hate him usually wins in the end.

[AnOwlCalledSage]

For those of you fed up with the tax man carving out great wedges of your hard-earned; help is at hand. Adrian James, Keeper of the Keys, holder of the guttering flame of failure, Baroneer to his core and general sponging bastard has some advice;

No one has any obligations to pay Tax. ANY Tax. Any Tax at all.

Even if you do not have to pay income tax, there's still VAT. I'd hate be be stuck in the queue behind him at Aldi arguing with the checkout girl that he doesn't have to pay the VAT on his chocolate hob-nobs.

Note: National Insurance has never been ring fenced per se. It is an employment tax and has always gone into the general fund. Same as car tax. It doesn't pay for roads. The general tax fund pays for roads.

NI does have a special place though as payment of it is used to calculate entitlement to state pensions and some other benefits. However, it's also misunderstood that NI pays for your own pension ("I've paid my stamps, I'm entitled to it".) The state pension is actually a state managed ponzi scheme.

[John Uskglass]

No one has any Taxable income.
The Taxable income on any year end self assessment should always be ZERO.
No one has any obligations to pay Tax. ANY Tax. Any Tax at all.

If you really believed that nobody can be made to pay tax, why would you be submitting a tax return?

I can vaguely see the shape of what he might be trying to pull off (Submit an SAR for a year in which you paid PAYE, claiming no taxable earnings and get the PAYE refunded?), but I can't see it actually working unless HMRC are asleep at the switch.

[longdog]

Where the hell does he get a tax rate of 85% from?

[grixit]

I still wonder what they mean by a "perfected" lien.

Isn't it obvious? It's a lien that's been subjected to a Cathar ritual and thus elevated to a higher plane. Honestly, don't they teach you anything at school these days?

Dang! I was going post that. Of course when someone in that group proclaimed themselves as "perfected" it meant that they had no further need for the material world and it was time to sit in a dark corner and quietly die-- not rant and holler for attention.

[longdog]

Admin Dave is back with another incoherent rant directed at those with enough functioning brain cells to realise none of it makes any sense . How VERY DARE!!!! they ask questions.

If I were a cynical man, which I am, I might suppose that the reason he his getting his knickers in a twist is because he, the rightful heir to B von T's legacy, doesn't know any of the answers.

Dave Kingswood

21 h ·

So what do you people really expect a step by step of everything ffs ime Sick to my bk teeth of thease lazey fkin idiots who have got plenty of time to argue that ime a twat ( i already know ime a twat so whats your point) yet no time to read the affidavit but want to have a bollocks debate on whether or not to register a child ffs really?? Ime sorry but here is not the place to be if your just starting out theres to much to learn an understand then to impliment the process after all them years of been asleep an not knowing anything this group will stay on track to get the truth out there not wipe snowflakes arses the Baron left me with a job to carry out along with other dedicated admins he also asked me to be part of this when he was alive which i declined more than once because people say they want talking to straight on but really most cant hach that i do this only out of respect of my dear friend who gave is life for all you fickle bastards out there still doing nothing after been here for years the affidavit is a 100% solution to set yourselves free that case was won back in 2013 its now 2021its still unchallengable an unchallenged an now people are just starting to read the affidavit an only because they have no other alternatives an yes there are many groups out there talking bollocks on bollocks but none backed up with solid facts like the Barons affidavit bar our sister groups there are zoom meetings every friday an have been for the past few month to answer most questions an explain the affidavit of Baron David Ward yet a turn out of about 200 people and is growing weekly out of 7-8 thousand members in this group alone is a piss take on the size of the group an what we are promoting(the truth) so maybe you will forgive me when i say go fk yourselfs snowflakes for been so shallow i want i need to know now its your job poor me me me have the respect that we the 3 admins give our time for free along with a handful of dedicated folks also explaing how it all works an why an yes i may appear to be a arshole but my credibility stands before me and i/we are giving our time to you all asking for nothing in return except you read the affidavit till the penny drops an then pass it on to others is that really to hard to understand and finally we are a team there is no i in team and as i have said time an time again if enough people don't like how this site is been run or think ime on my own agenda just to be rude let me know an i will happily fk off in a instant an leave you to it folks because i aint here to make friends ime only here fighting for our futures an our children fututes an i haven't time for all thease snowflake arguments now fk off an grow a spine an do something to help us get to the solution out there the tools for our freedom are right there on the table the hard work is done the rest is up to YOU put up or shut up rant over for now

Perhaps the sort of brain (and I use the term loosely) that comes up with that sort of stream-of-unconsciousness gibberish thinks B von T's nonsense actually makes sense. Like attracting like or something along those lines. But not everybody is buying it.

Ralph Church

So you're expecting everyone to just work it out for themselves, follow order like procedure and not ask questions about things they're no entirely sure of or want clarification on? Either you don't understand the human race , you have no empathy or you're out to scupper the common law movement by putting folk off. Regardless of which it is you've lost my support with this post and I'll be finding another group that's a bit more open minded and understanding to continue with my research.

This sort failure to toe the party line cannot be tolerated so Dave wields the ban-hammer. As he always does when anybody fails to respect his authoritah!.

Dave Kingswood

Ralph Church what a dick thats best ya can come up with what have you done eh Ralph to help anything? Since you joined us fk all thats what you have done another common law prat that cant see the wood for the trees do i owe you or anyfker anything to answer all your lazey arsed questions because your to stupid to read and understand whats laid at your feet for free so crack on to your new group where you can all be snowflakes together an all be nicey nicey going no where in fact let me help you on your way have a nice day

The irony of somebody with such a fragile ego calling other people "snowflakes" is quite delicious

If you click on his name and look at his posts all of them since B von T ringing up the curtain and joining the choir invizzibule have been complaining about the membership of the group. All of them.

He seems to have taken a leaf out of Nellie "Lawful Bank" Warren's play-book and be determined to reduce it to an echo-chamber of one.

[John Uskglass]

anyfker

I rather like that neologism.

[longdog]

anyfker

I rather like that neologism.

He still total wker.

[AnOwlCalledSage]

A new spotting of The Baron in the wild.

[longdog]

Children as property again.

That sort of shit makes me think social services should be involved if they're not already.