Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

[Pottapaug1938]

It's all in the Illuminati Operations Manuals

Not in my copy it isn't.

Mind you... I've still got the 2018 copy so maybe that useless bastard Henderson-Smythe-Smythe-Obleson in personnel has just forgotten to send me the latest revision... Again.

I'll be arranging for that triple-hyphenated-twat to get his "retirement clock" early if he's not careful.

Consult your Illuminati chapter's Lord High Executioner. In the Boston chapter, we have ways of "persuading" people....

[longdog]

Consult your Illuminati chapter's Lord High Executioner. In the Boston chapter, we have ways of "persuading" people....

Too late. He has been 'retired' so don't eat the rissoles in the canteen for a few weeks.

[AnOwlCalledSage]

Sometimes found lurking in Cornwall

Too right that's deleted. I'm Cornish. We mostly have crabbers lurking in our rafters!

[Burnaby49]

Battle canoes? We're talking about battling bathtub duckies here compared to the vicious flame wars that routinely exploded on Quatloos prior to the bloodbath of the Great Purge of 2012. Compared to those this spat was about the equivalent of my wife and me trying to agree what to thaw out for dinner.

Seems to be a lot of Canadians who think they can do better than our natives. Jacquie Phoenix is another. Coming over here thinking they understand our finely honed sense of ridiculousness!

I think Jacquie actually did damn well in the face of your British "finely honed sense of ridiculousness". She got eviscerated by an Albertan court as soon as she started her Article 61 antics here but she managed to con her UK acolytes for over a year using one of the most ridiculous sovereign scams I've ever seen (apart from POE and his WeRe scheme, again a British scheme demolished in an Albertan court). Jacquie wasn't running a big scam in the scheme of things but she got a free ticket over, room and board, and beer money for way longer than I would have expected. Granted she managed to find a comfortable niche in about the most moronic, gullible segment of your population but until she imploded in overwhelming rage and apocalyptic gibberish she was doing a damn fine job while working with absolutely nothing.

[AnOwlCalledSage]

I think Jacquie actually did damn well in the face of your British "finely honed sense of ridiculousness". She got eviscerated by an Albertan court as soon as she started her Article 61 antics here but she managed to con her UK acolytes for over a year using one of the most ridiculous sovereign scams I've ever seen (apart from POE and his WeRe scheme, again a British scheme demolished in an Albertan court). Jacquie wasn't running a big scam in the scheme of things but she got a free ticket over, room and board, and beer money for way longer than I would have expected. Granted she managed to find a comfortable niche in about the most moronic, gullible segment of your population but until she imploded in overwhelming rage and apocalyptic gibberish she was doing a damn fine job while working with absolutely nothing.

True. But in Alberta wasn't the state paying for her board and lodgings. We got our entertainment for free. She never got as far as a court as far as I'm aware and at least her tab was being picked up by the terminally stupid, without whom there would be no UK section!

[Burnaby49]

She lived on the government dime in Canada. She was a recipient of AISH, Assured Assistance For The Severely Handicapped.

https://www.alberta.ca/aish.aspx

She was entitled to that regardless of whether or not she was an article 61 nuisance so it was essentially a fixed cost. So her sovereign antics were just a bonus here too.

As for living in Britain for "free", while the state wasn't involved by directly subsidizing her she lived off the contributions of people who seemed to me to be, in general, the recipients of generous amounts of government assistance themselves. Given their demonstrated IQ's I don't see how they could have survived otherwise. So I suppose she benefited indirectly from your various government programs.

[Tinkle Bucket]

Point of order !

POINT.....OF......ORDER...!

[YiamCross]

I appear to have stumbled into the wrong thread... Nope, it's definitely the Chrissy Morris appreciation society. Has he grown some hair, had a sex change and taken on a Canadian accent?

[Penny Wise]

Such a lovely friendly chap

Essex Live: Essex councillor 'smashed woman's car windscreen'.
https://www.essexlive.news/news/essex-n ... ly-6506433

[AnOwlCalledSage]

If he gets a sentence of three months or more (including suspended), then he will be disqualified as a councillor. A fine and he will be able to continue.

Adding "Innocent until proven guilty" to make it clear that I am not pre-judging the outcome, just providing information on the law regarding councillors.

[hucknallred]

I've not bought an actual newspaper in years. Is the standard of English as bad as the online versions?

but claims to have seen him driving passed her window

This time he got out of his vehicle and is walking passed the house

[longdog]

I've not bought an actual newspaper in years. Is the standard of English as bad as the online versions?

A good question and as I've not bought a paper for decades I have no idea. When I last did it would have been The Grauniad where you expect splenig mistooks anywheigh.

But I do offer you this from today's Hull Daily Fail...

A takeaway owner was ran over by hungry thugs who demanded to be served after hours.

Local rags clearly have some problem with the passed tents.

[Eaststander]

The standard of online versions of local newspapers here is abysmal. Typographical errors, poor spelling and punctuation. I don’t know why this should be, as a printed version is usually of decent quality. To make it worse, the reader is often assailed by a blizzard of pop up advertisements, which in some cases make the editorial text jump around. I find many of them simply unreadable.

Mr Morris sounds a nasty piece of work.

[longdog]

I get the impression that local paper webshites are run by one teenager with poor English skills and a belief that what local people think about reality TV shows constitutes news. That and people having spats on Facebook.

[AnOwlCalledSage]

I get the impression that local paper webshites are run by one teenager with poor English skills and a belief that what local people think about reality TV shows constitutes news. That and people having spats on Facebook.

The sub-editor role is always the first to go. I also have a tangential connection with a national paper's former "opinion piece" commissioner/editor which is why I had quite a few articles published. It's all about the clickbait.

Also not saying where, but 10 years ago I was on good terms with my local paper's reporters as I fed them stories. The older journalists usually have good union representation*. It's why they are the first to be laid off. Or, as is the case in one reporter I actually still like, got a job with The Sun!

* That's actually standard in most industries, so I'm not singling out journalism. My rather lucrative voluntary redundancy in 2009 was a result of this policy!

[hucknallred]

I get the impression that local paper webshites are run by one teenager with poor English skills and a belief that what local people think about reality TV shows constitutes news. That and people having spats on Facebook.

It's usually "Furious fans took to Twitter...."

[longdog]

It's usually "Furious fans took to Twitter...."

That's the one

[AnOwlCalledSage]

He's not listed for today at Chelmsford CC. Last time I checked yesterday they were hearing witness 3 so it's possible it's over. Whether it was dismissed, adjourned or a verdict given I don't know yet.

Trial (Part Heard) - Case Started - 11:35
Trial (Part Heard) - Witness Number 2 Sworn - 11:59
Trial (Part Heard) - No Event - 12:34
Trial (Part Heard) - Witness evidence concluded - 12:55
Trial (Part Heard) - Case adjourned until 00:00 - 13:02
Trial (Part Heard) - Resume - 14:17
Trial (Part Heard) - Witness Number 3 Sworn - 14:32
Trial (Part Heard) - No Event - 14:44
Trial (Part Heard) - Legal Submissions - 15:05
Trial (Part Heard) - Legal Submissions - 15:35
Trial (Part Heard) - Witness Number 4 Continues - 15:51
Trial (Part Heard) - Legal Submissions - 16:01
Trial (Part Heard) - Witness Number 4 Continues - 16:12
Trial (Part Heard) - Legal Submissions - 16:21
Trial (Part Heard) - Case adjourned until 00:00 - 16:44

He was at last night's council meeting/

[He Who Knows]

Cwisy is very good at getting off the hook either on a technicality or by simply being believed by a judge. Seen it all before (see circa p. 59 of this thread).
Hope he doesn't wriggle out of this one ....but not holding me breath.

[AnOwlCalledSage]

Still ongoing...

Trial (Part Heard)
T20190396 MORRIS Chrisy 42MZ1802019 NESXM CPS
KPI 22/01/20 All parties to attend court
T20200215 MORRIS Chrisy 42MZ1026420 NESXM CPS
KPI 31/12/20 list with T20190396 All parties to attend court

Now on prosecution closing speech, so I guess it's the defence tomorrow, then summing up.