Edward William Ellis, Common Law QC

[longdog]

Can we start using "Abnormal Incapacity arising from Chronic Stress" as a euphemism for "batshit crazy" in the same way as "tired and emotional" means "pissed"?

Although I suppose if you want to be pedantic about it there's nothing abnormal about going bonkers due to chronic stress. It's actually quite normal so perhaps it's some other sort of incapacity. Numbness in the left big toe on every second Wednesday when there's an R in the month would be pretty abnormal. Or a phobia of tangerines perhaps.

[Tinkle Bucket]

It's Clementines with me.....hate the little bastards.

[AnOwlCalledSage]

Today (14th) is a red letter day for the Equity Lawyer...

Neelu's repossession hearing.
Mr Sood making his appeal in the High Court.
Michelle Davies to refile her appeal against being fined for not paying her council tax.

Oooh. The excitement!

It also seems that the Attorney General is seeking to extend his restrain order to add:

The Restraint Renewal Action Notice include Further Orders that are Obvious Frauds. :
2.1. The reference in the Restraint Order to issuing any claim or making an application extends to procuring any other person to make any claim or any application

Any Claim Form or Application Notice with any of the following features shall be treated as falling within the paragraph above
2.2.1. Reference to ‘Equity Lawyer’ or similar
2.2.2. Reference to the Claimant or Applicant as ‘Citizen’
2.2.3. Use of the phrase ‘Corruption Claim’ or Corruption Remedy’
2.2.4. Use of the phrases ‘Notice Fraud’, ‘Arrest Fraud’ and ‘Prosecution Fraud’ or any similar combination of a noun and ‘Fraud’
2.2.5. Use of the phrase ‘Proof Sets’
2.2.6. Any other features that provide reasonable grounds to suspect the claim form or application notice has been prepared by or on behalf of Mr Ellis

(My underlining)

2.2.4 has got to hurt

[Pottapaug1938]

Today (14th) is a red letter day for the Equity Lawyer...

Neelu's repossession hearing.
Mr Sood making his appeal in the High Court.
Michelle Davies to refile her appeal against being fined for not paying her council tax.

Oooh. The excitement!

It also seems that the Attorney General is seeking to extend his restrain order to add:

The Restraint Renewal Action Notice include Further Orders that are Obvious Frauds. :
2.1. The reference in the Restraint Order to issuing any claim or making an application extends to procuring any other person to make any claim or any application

Any Claim Form or Application Notice with any of the following features shall be treated as falling within the paragraph above
2.2.1. Reference to ‘Equity Lawyer’ or similar
2.2.2. Reference to the Claimant or Applicant as ‘Citizen’
2.2.3. Use of the phrase ‘Corruption Claim’ or Corruption Remedy’
2.2.4. Use of the phrases ‘Notice Fraud’, ‘Arrest Fraud’ and ‘Prosecution Fraud’ or any similar combination of a noun and ‘Fraud’
2.2.5. Use of the phrase ‘Proof Sets’
2.2.6. Any other features that provide reasonable grounds to suspect the claim form or application notice has been prepared by or on behalf of Mr Ellis

(My underlining)

2.2.4 has got to hurt

He'll probably switch to verbs, as in Noticing Fraud, Arresting Fraud, or Prosecuting Fraud.

[longdog]

Michelle Davies to refile her appeal against being fined for not paying her council tax.

I didn't think you could be fined for not paying council tax. As I understand it you can be jailed, and still have to pay up, but not fined.

I wonder how The Princess got on today. Obviously she will have lost but did she get chucked out / jailed for contempt / abducted by Satanists for her adrenochrome.

[AnOwlCalledSage]

I didn't think you could be fined for not paying council tax. As I understand it you can be jailed, and still have to pay up, but not fined.

I wonder how The Princess got on today. Obviously she will have lost but did she get chucked out / jailed for contempt / abducted by Satanists for her adrenochrome.

Correct. It strictly speaking is not a fine, but you can be made to pay court costs and bailiff fees.

Nothing from Princess Nutbag on her YT channel. She's normally quite quick with her gonzo reportage. I can't check her Facebook page anymore. However, I wonder if her "DONATIONS INVITED for Humanitarian Operational Funds" personal PayPal page will soon include rent for a new abode.

[ArthurWankspittle]

Correct. It strictly speaking is not a fine, but you can be made to pay court costs and bailiff fees.

For those playing along in the colonies:
Council Tax (CT) is a local tax, billed annually. You are allowed to pay in instalments (IIRC) of 2,4,10, or 12 payments. If you break the instalment agreement the amount is due in full. You can usually re-negotiate the instalments if you miss one or two and don't act like a dick. A typical year's CT would be £1900, a not inconsiderable amount. So not paying and incurring court and bailiff costs, you are going to be chased for £2500-£3000.

[longdog]

Correct. It strictly speaking is not a fine, but you can be made to pay court costs and bailiff fees.

I've lost track of Eddie's clients and what they have / haven't done to be honest. I can see that you could appeal the actual sum for costs but not sure how she would appeal the fact of them or their applicability.

I'm sure EWE has his 'unique' arguments but I'm buggered if I know what they are. Last time I looked at a 'draft order' relating to Citizen Davies even the toenail cutting fraud got a mention.

[NYGman]

It also seems that the Attorney General is seeking to extend his restrain order to add:

The Restraint Renewal Action Notice include Further Orders that are Obvious Frauds. :
2.1. The reference in the Restraint Order to issuing any claim or making an application extends to procuring any other person to make any claim or any application

Any Claim Form or Application Notice with any of the following features shall be treated as falling within the paragraph above
[...]
2.2.4. Use of the phrases ‘Notice Fraud’, ‘Arrest Fraud’ and ‘Prosecution Fraud’ or any similar combination of a noun and ‘Fraud’
[...]

(My underlining)

2.2.4 has got to hurt

He'll probably switch to verbs, as in Noticing Fraud, Arresting Fraud, or Prosecuting Fraud.

I was thinking the other route, and he goes for synonyms like:

Notice Deception, Arrest Skullduggery, Prosecution Flimflam, Benefits denial fiddle, mortgage duplicity, eviction funny business, repossession treachery, Human Rights Shenanigans, and Mental health subterfuge to name a few

[longdog]

Don't forget "kerfuffle".

[Pottapaug1938]

Or "fast shuffle".

[Philistine]

He'll probably switch to verbs, as in Noticing Fraud, Arresting Fraud, or Prosecuting Fraud.

Well, that's quite clever, and technically correct.
Is there Cockney rhyming slang for "fraud"?

[mufc1959]

Is there Cockney rhyming slang for "fraud"?

Auntie Maud
Ironing board
Oh my Gawd
Moving abroad
Big reward

[longdog]

Is there Cockney rhyming slang for "fraud"?

Auntie Maud
Ironing board
Oh my Gawd
Moving abroad
Big reward

Not complicated enough for Eddie...

[AnOwlCalledSage]

He's not narrowed it down to a specific date, but his contempt hearing is in April. Not sure how it works, but EWE's restraining order ran out in February. Presumably that means he can start submitting gibberish until then as long as he is not acting as a lawyer.

Neelu has one until June 2023 for the RCJ (in addition to her two permanent restraining orders)

[longdog]

I don't know if we've seen this before but Eddie has posted the last will and testament of the deceased sister.

https://equitygovernance.uk/wp-content/ ... nesses.pdf

This is way beyond my comfort zone as a fully unqualified barrack room lawyer but I'd bet my entire fortune in Re, rocks and Kindness Credits (but not worthless fiat currency) the whole thing is void as a will.

From my IANAL point of view it seems to start pretty normally but from Paragraph 8 it rapidly goes down hill into EWE's standard fraud and corruption remedy gobble a duke. At best I can't see it being valid as a will without a judge deciding what the hell it's supposed to mean and scratching out anything that's too incomprehensible for them to do so. Which would probably be everything after Para 7.

I can certainly see why probate has not been granted although I doubt the fact the will is gibberish was the only reason.

[AnOwlCalledSage]

I can certainly see why probate has not been granted although I doubt the fact the will is gibberish was the only reason.

I think the gist of it has been posted by EWE before (the whole siblings need to sign up for the contempt remedy rubbish etc.) but I think it's the first time the actual document has been published.

There is a more basic issue than whether the will is valid nor not.

In previous posts EWE suggested that the property had been put in a family trust. This is a thing. Unfortunately, (and there's no surprise here) it seems that whatever he told her was cobblers. The wording seems to indicate that Neelu's sister thought she could assign trustees in her will. I'm pretty sure that that is not how a family trust works. It would seem that the property was still in her and her father's name.

By not paying the mortgage (and I guess legally Neelu didn't have to), the estate of her sister owes £150k+ to the bank and that is the executors responsibility. EWE is brassic, and let's face it, Neelu will never get another mortgage in her lifetime.

So even if she got 100% of her sister's estate, it would still be zilch.

[longdog]

So even if she got 100% of her sister's estate, it would still be zilch.

I've always assumed that the relative lack of Neelu and Eddie accusing the rest of the family of a executor substitution and beneficiary interloper theft fraud is a sign that the estate is effectively skint and not worth pursuing.

I know there's a bit of that but as always it's too incoherent to work out what the hell he's going on about. If the other relatives had got their hands on any of Neelu's (in her own mind) cash I'm pretty sure we'd know the ins and outs of a duck's arsehole on the matter.

[NYGman]

If she owes 150k, and arrears, and costs (Lets add 25k) is the house worth more than 175k? Could she not still get something out of it, besides homelessness?

[longdog]

If she owes 150k, and arrears, and costs (Lets add 25k) is the house worth more than 175k? Could she not still get something out of it, besides homelessness?

Very probably if she were willing and able to act like a reasonable person but she's neither.

She seems to be utterly determined to follow such luminaries as BvonT, Wrecker, Crabbert, Crawfraud and even herself down the path of spunking everything on somebody else's legal bills.

Of course there's the minor problem of the will and I'm going to assume that eventually a court is going to decide the sister died intestate. Until that's settled she's not going to even get an equal share let alone everything. If the bank sell the house they are just going to keep the lot until such time as a court tells them who to pay if there's anything left over.