Upping the Ante!
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Upping the Ante!
I used to think that the good people here at Quatloos had some cajones ... boy, was I wrong!
Just looking at this link ... http://www.quatloos.com/hereisthelaw.htm ... and seeing the challenge at the bottom. Why in $#@^%& is the offer for only $10,000,000 to the first person who can prove to the satisfaction of the Appellate and Supreme Court that there is no law requiring the average citizen to pay income taxes?!?
Do you not have the courage of your convictions!
Oh ye of little faith!
You need to up that thing to like 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 or something (whatever that number is I just typed).
Just looking at this link ... http://www.quatloos.com/hereisthelaw.htm ... and seeing the challenge at the bottom. Why in $#@^%& is the offer for only $10,000,000 to the first person who can prove to the satisfaction of the Appellate and Supreme Court that there is no law requiring the average citizen to pay income taxes?!?
Do you not have the courage of your convictions!
Oh ye of little faith!
You need to up that thing to like 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 or something (whatever that number is I just typed).
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Re: Upping the Ante!
How about one whole Quibby? A genetically perfect death-proof llama would be priceless...if it weren't for the fact that I put a price on it.
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Brian wrote:
I think that's a thousand quadrillion quadrillion.You need to up that thing to like 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 or something (whatever that number is I just typed).
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One whole quibby? That's unimaginable sum, all I can do is sit back and imagine how big it is.webhick wrote:How about one whole Quibby? A genetically perfect death-proof llama would be priceless...if it weren't for the fact that I put a price on it.
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KEYBOARD ALERT!Imalawman wrote:all I can do is sit back and imagine how big it is.
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Brian wrote:
Too much trouble, forget it, keep the money.
If I were offered that much money (e.g., winning the lottery, etc.), I could never accept it anyway. You see, it would be taxable, and I could never fit that long number on the teeny space on Form 1040 for "other income." I'd have to attach a manual schedule.You need to up that thing to like 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 or something (whatever that number is I just typed).
Too much trouble, forget it, keep the money.
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Re: Upping the Ante!
Consequently this is the same amount that the TP's claim the Grace Commission noted in proclaiming that none of the income tax receipts go to anything other than paying for the debt.Famspear wrote:Brian wrote:
I think that's a thousand quadrillion quadrillion.You need to up that thing to like 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 or something (whatever that number is I just typed).
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Re: Upping the Ante!
Try $10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00
(A googol of dollars.)
Or how about a googolplex of dollars? (That's 1 followed by a googol of zeros.)
(A googol of dollars.)
Or how about a googolplex of dollars? (That's 1 followed by a googol of zeros.)
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A date with Demo?
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Speaking of "googol"; anyone else here know how Google came to be spelled that way?Cobalt Shiva wrote:Try $10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00
(A googol of dollars.)
Or how about a googolplex of dollars? (That's 1 followed by a googol of zeros.)
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No, just offer a free copy of Demo's book on tax protestors. If, by some freak chance, the TP actually wins the challenge nothing is really lost since the book doesn't technically exist.Judge Roy Bean wrote:A date with Demo?
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The founders (Larry Page and Sergey Brin) misspelled "googol."Speaking of "googol"; anyone else here know how Google came to be spelled that way?
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Key word, "technically". It exists in the mind of Demo, it is very real to her.The Observer wrote:No, just offer a free copy of Demo's book on tax protestors. If, by some freak chance, the TP actually wins the challenge nothing is really lost since the book doesn't technically exist.Judge Roy Bean wrote:A date with Demo?
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The story I've heard is that they intended to call it "Googol". However, they attracted a "major" investor who gave them something like $150,000 seed money. When the investor asked for the payee on the check they replied "Googol", but didn't spell it out. The investor spelled it "google" and they didn't want to point out that he didn't know how to spell "googol". So, they changed the name to "Google", cashed the check and the rest is history.Cobalt Shiva wrote:The founders (Larry Page and Sergey Brin) misspelled "googol."Speaking of "googol"; anyone else here know how Google came to be spelled that way?
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If you won, it would be tax-free. Unless as a $10 million prize recipient, you would no longer be considered an "average American".Famspear wrote:Brian wrote:
If I were offered that much money (e.g., winning the lottery, etc.), I could never accept it anyway. You see, it would be taxable, and I could never fit that long number on the teeny space on Form 1040 for "other income." I'd have to attach a manual schedule.You need to up that thing to like 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 or something (whatever that number is I just typed).
Too much trouble, forget it, keep the money.
--Financial & Tax Fraud Education Associates, Inc., the publishers of Quatloos.com, will pay the sum of $10 million in cash to the first person who can prove to the satisfaction of any U.S. Court of Appeals or the U.S. Supreme Court that there is no law that makes the average American liable to pay the income tax.
One Undecillion dollars.You need to up that thing to like 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 or something (whatever that number is I just typed).