Footage from the Bilderberg Conference

[Demosthenes]

And the one world "truthers" wonder why the rest of us think they're really really stoopid...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlgY6C2Pb4c

[The Operative]

Wow! The property owner was much nicer than I would have been. After the first offer of compromise and the "truthers" started arguing, I would have given them a choice open for about 30 seconds. Either go across the street or be arrested for trespassing.

[Nikki]

Ten minutes and they still failed to understand what "Get the hell of my lawn" means.

I wonder if they'd be as understanding if a few hundred people camped out in front of their spaces in the trailer park?

[Demosthenes]

A day and a half later, the stupidity only gets worse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5vsh1mRqTI

[Paul]

"Stop poisoning the air! Stop poisoning the water!"

Doesn't have the same ring as "Purity of essence." And what about the children's ice cream, Mandrake?

[Nikki]

The really pathetic part of this is that they probably believe that what they are doing is significant, meaningful, and will have some impact.

Now, where did that head===>brick wall icon go?

[AFTP]

“Back off, quit pushin, turn your police state off! Demon!”

Well that should to it.
No more NWO!

[grixit]

They're just sore because they're going to miss the nude cherry yogurt wrestling matches. Alan Greenspan and Dan Rather are the favorites this year. And of course, Geraldo Rivera will face the dreaded Cheez Whiz Gauntlet to keep his position as Twelveth Majesticator.

[Demosthenes]

Day three: A bunch of ignorant dumbasses still yelling at trees.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzrn0sF9wJ8

Those uberpowerful Bilderbergers control the whole world and yet they can't even shut up a small group of paranoid boys with a bull horn. What is the Illuminati coming to?

[AFTP]

What is the Illuminati coming to?

Ever since they outsourced to India it hasn’t been the same.

[The Operative]

If the Bilderberg Conference people were as evil as these idiots claim, the idiots wouldn't have jobs, money, or possessions to call their own. Oh wait, I guess that's a bad example since those idiots probably didn't have any of that to begin with.

[LPC]

Those uberpowerful Bilderbergers control the whole world and yet they can't even shut up a small group of paranoid boys with a bull horn. What is the Illuminati coming to?

You really don't understand world domination, do you?

What we^H^H they often do is allow a small vocal group to exist and express dissent in order to make it appear that we^H^H they are not as powerful as might otherwise appear.

[grixit]

Hmm, what's the next caregory below "useful idiot"? "Useful moron" maybe?

[wserra]

How many idiots are there? Twenty, maybe?

More people attend alien abduction conferences.

[notorial dissent]

And are usually considerably more lucid and entertaining.

[Evil Squirrel Overlord]

What makes me sad is that people waste their time on this when they should be preparing for the comining Zombie Apocalypse.

[Leftcoaster]

What makes me sad is that people waste their time on this when they should be preparing for the comining Zombie Apocalypse.

I had a dream about this the other night. The solution is to make sure that you keep a slipper outside the door to the house. The Zombies won't enter the house if the slipper is there.

Whatever you do, don't let anyone move the slipper!

Let me tell you, planning a wedding during a Zombie Apocalypse is as difficult as it sounds.