"Son of Man" commandeers Ed and Elaine's house

[Famspear]

Helter skelter. Helter skelter.

Alright folks, without using the benefit of a search engine: what was the song Helter Skelter really about?

dancing and romancing on playground equipment?

[Famspear]

Helter skelter. Helter skelter.

Alright folks, without using the benefit of a search engine: what was the song Helter Skelter really about?

So tell us, tell us, tell us--
Come on, tell us the answer.
Well, you may be a lover, but you ain't no dancer.....

[Mr. Mephistopheles]

Helter skelter. Helter skelter.

Alright folks, without using the benefit of a search engine: what was the song Helter Skelter really about?

dancing and romancing on playground equipment?

Close...

[Mr. Mephistopheles]

Helter skelter. Helter skelter.

Alright folks, without using the benefit of a search engine: what was the song Helter Skelter really about?

So tell us, tell us, tell us--
Come on, tell us the answer.
Well, you may be a lover, but you ain't no dancer.....

But you know the answer.

[Dr. Caligari]

A sliding pond.

[The Observer]

I thought it was about comparing a love to riding a roller coaster or slide, "helter skelter" being the English term for these types of rides.

[Mr. Mephistopheles]

I thought it was about comparing a love to riding a roller coaster or slide, "helter skelter" being the English term for these types of rides.

Close enough! (Helter Skelter is/was a particular roller coaster.)

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

Emcee: "What do have for 'em Johnny?"

Johnny: "We have a complimentary toaster oven, and a certificate worth 5 Quatloos".

[The Observer]

And second place is a toaster oven and 10 quatlooses.

But I'd rather just have the ride on Helter Skelter, if that is all right with you.

[Mr. Mephistopheles]

And second place is a toaster oven and 10 quatlooses.

But I'd rather just have the ride on Helter Skelter, if that is all right with you.

Very well. Coasters are great. May I ride along?

[Doktor Avalanche]

Ms. De Mornay from a year or two ago. You be the judge. Me, I certainly would be more than willing to be seen with her.

Not bad for an old(er) broad. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, no sir.

[Demosthenes]

She's 49 years old and looks fantastic!

[Doktor Avalanche]

She's 49 years old and looks fantastic!

That clinches it for me. I'm getting my own Beverly Hills cosmetic surgeon - and I shall spare no expense.

[grixit]

Actually, if the background is any indication, she's at the premiere of "Lords of Dogtown", which imdb.com says came out in 2005.

However, three years ago is not too long. So I will say, yes, I would still hit that. And so would you.

No woman could dare hope for more than to have both UGA Lawdog and Captain Kickback in a threesome!

[Famspear]

Actually, if the background is any indication, she's at the premiere of "Lords of Dogtown", which imdb.com says came out in 2005.

However, three years ago is not too long. So I will say, yes, I would still hit that. And so would you.

No woman could dare hope for more than to have both UGA Lawdog and Captain Kickback in a threesome!

That's why Rebecca looks so sad......because it has not happened to her yet.

Aw, you fellers would never get to first base with a leetle gal like her!

I, on the other hand, with my quasi-sophisticated knowledge of l'histoire du cinéma, my puzzlingly insouciant demeanor, my ability to quote one or two of her lines from Runaway Train at the drop of a ten-gallon hat, and my ability to produce ennui-inducing, idiolectic, pseudo-twangy Texican soporific banter, would of course immediately sweep her off her feet. At least, that's what I imagine would happen. OK, OK, I guess it hasn't worked very well for me with any chicks so far, but I just know it'll work next time......