Help a Marine get money out of Iraq!!!

[Disilloosianed]

Does anyone want to mess with this guy? I never realized it was so lucrative to be a Marine.

Dear Friend,

Good day and compliments, i know this letter will definitely come to you
as a huge surprise,I am Capt. Brian Morgan, a US Marine, serving in the
3rd Battalion, 25th Marine Regiment which Patrols the Anbar province,Iraq.

I am desperately in need of assistance and I have summoned up courage to
contact you. I am presently in Iraq and I found your contact particulars
in an address journal. I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of
$10,570,000 (Ten million Five Hundred and Seventy Thousand USD) to the
States or any safe country, as far as I can be assured that it will be
safe in your care until I complete my service here.This is no stolen money
and there are no dangers involved.

Contact me via my private box: usmc.capt.brian.morgan1@hotmail.com so that
I can furnish you with more details.

Respectfully,
Capt. Brian Morgan
United States Marine Corps. IRAQ

[Leftcoaster]

Does anyone want to mess with this guy? I never realized it was so lucrative to be a Marine.

Dear Friend,

Good day and compliments, i know this letter will definitely come to you
as a huge surprise,I am Capt. Brian Morgan, a US Marine, serving in the
3rd Battalion, 25th Marine Regiment which Patrols the Anbar province,Iraq.

I am desperately in need of assistance and I have summoned up courage to
contact you. I am presently in Iraq and I found your contact particulars
in an address journal. I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of
$10,570,000 (Ten million Five Hundred and Seventy Thousand USD) to the
States or any safe country, as far as I can be assured that it will be
safe in your care until I complete my service here.This is no stolen money
and there are no dangers involved.

Contact me via my private box: usmc.capt.brian.morgan1@hotmail.com so that
I can furnish you with more details.

Respectfully,
Capt. Brian Morgan
United States Marine Corps. IRAQ

Sorry, but I don't accept funds from anything less that a Lt Col.

[fortinbras]

I saw this one (maybe a different name used) about four years ago. Funny, it doesn't sound like the way an American fighting man would talk.

[Disilloosianed]

Leftcoaster,

That's the winning response right there. Love it.

[OnceSane]

Does anyone on this forum know any retired, tech-savey Marines who might be willing to explain to this individual the hazards of posing as a Marine?