Submarine Veteran Returns

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Re: Submarine Veteran Returns

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Now, now, all you nattering nabobs of negativism. Gotta keep your eyes on what matters - that UnderWater doesn't have to pay income tax. Hendrickson, Rosie, Schiff, Haraka, whoever - the end is more important than the means.

Unless it comes to a Cheek defense. Man, will that be a joke. "OK, Mr. UW, today is Wednesday, right? Why is it that you don't have to pay income tax today?"
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wserra wrote:Now, now, all you nattering nabobs of negativism.
You do know that you reached in and scraped the bottom of the barrel by relying on Spiro Agnewspeak, right?
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The Observer wrote:
wserra wrote:Now, now, all you nattering nabobs of negativism.
You do know that you reached in and scraped the bottom of the barrel by relying on Spiro Agnewspeak, right?
SubVet Agnew wrote:I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.
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Five days have passed without Submarine Veteran gracing us with his presence. It seems safe to assume that he has, once again, left the building without answering the same basic question he refused to answer the last time he was here. Let's repeat it:

[FinalJeopardyMusic]Since you were last here, of course, the Sixth Circuit has affirmed the injunction against Hendrickson. When the Circuit denies rehearing, and the Supreme Court denies cert., will you then agree that he is wrong about the law?[/FinalJeopardyMusic]
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wserra wrote:Five days have passed without Submarine Veteran gracing us with his presence. It seems safe to assume that he has, once again, left the building without answering the same basic question he refused to answer the last time he was here. Let's repeat it:

[FinalJeopardyMusic]Since you were last here, of course, the Sixth Circuit has affirmed the injunction against Hendrickson. When the Circuit denies rehearing, and the Supreme Court denies cert., will you then agree that he is wrong about the law?[/FinalJeopardyMusic]
It appears that SubVet has more important things to do.
SubVet wrote: There are many of us that are fighting the improper actions of the IRSS, myself included. As Patrick indicates, this will soon be the least of our problems. Stock up on food, ammunition, a good rifle and a brace of pistols, and whatever is left in silver and gold. Ensure you have a gravity-fed water filter. Take care of any outstanding health issues soon. Get a good first-aid kit together. Contact your friends and family and get a plan together to remain safe when the sheeple start to riot when the food trucks stop delivering to the market. The end is now plainly in sight. If you have a refuge, make preparations to get there and hunker down for a long winter. It won't be long before the IRSS agents are all doing the same thing as the government paper will no longer buy anything and they'll stay home to care for their families too.
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Ah, another underwhelming, flaccid performance by SubVet. As noted earlier in the thread, the last time SubVet breezed in -- and then ducked out -- without answering our questions, it was 106 days before he returned. Since his most recent post appears to have been on September 16th, and on the basis of at least the possibility of another 106 day wait, I would expect his next post might be no earlier than....

December 31, 2008!!

Hey, if SubVet returns before that date, he will have at least shown some improvement!

I'm not gonna hold my breath waiting for him to answer our questions, though -- even if he does return.

He's "all hat and no cattle."
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UGA Lawdog wrote:I don't know why this didn't occur to me earlier, but shouldn't this thread be called "Submarine Veteran Resurfaces"? :D
Yeah, but we didn't get to see much more than the periscope. And, of course, the "conning" tower.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conning_tower

"Conning" tower?

Get it?

Conning tower?

OK, I'll go back to my room now......
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And, of course, while Submarine Veteran spends his time trying to "con" us with his hokey rhetoric, if he refuses to pay his taxes or file his returns according to law and he isn't careful, he might end up as a "con[vict]" and then, some day, like PeterEricBlowhardMeister Hendrickson, he'll be just another ex-con. Not that I think we will ever CONvince him he's wrong.

It's something he should CONsider.
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There are many of us that are fighting the improper actions of the IRSS, myself included. As Patrick indicates, this will soon be the least of our problems. Stock up on food, ammunition, a good rifle and a brace of pistols, and whatever is left in silver and gold. Ensure you have a gravity-fed water filter. Take care of any outstanding health issues soon. Get a good first-aid kit together. Contact your friends and family and get a plan together to remain safe when the sheeple start to riot when the food trucks stop delivering to the market. The end is now plainly in sight. If you have a refuge, make preparations to get there and hunker down for a long winter. It won't be long before the IRSS agents are all doing the same thing as the government paper will no longer buy anything and they'll stay home to care for their families too.
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Famspear wrote:And, of course, while Submarine Veteran spends his time trying to "con" us with his hokey rhetoric, if he refuses to pay his taxes or file his returns according to law and he isn't careful, he might end up as a "con[vict]" and then, some day, like PeterEricBlowhardMeister Hendrickson, he'll be just another ex-con. Not that I think we will ever CONvince him he's wrong.

It's something he should CONsider.
You continue to constantly confute the confused constitutional conclusions of the contemptuous conspirator.
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RyanMcC wrote:
Famspear wrote:And, of course, while Submarine Veteran spends his time trying to "con" us with his hokey rhetoric, if he refuses to pay his taxes or file his returns according to law and he isn't careful, he might end up as a "con[vict]" and then, some day, like PeterEricBlowhardMeister Hendrickson, he'll be just another ex-con. Not that I think we will ever CONvince him he's wrong.

It's something he should CONsider.
You continue to constantly confute the confused constitutional conclusions of the contemptuous conspirator.
I contemplate the connotations!
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Famspear wrote: "Conning" tower?

Get it?

Conning tower?

OK, I'll go back to my room now......
I did chuckle a little - so you can come out now.
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I don't know why this didn't occur to me earlier, but shouldn't this thread be called "Submarine Veteran Resurfaces"?
You mean like the Kursk?
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UGA Lawdog wrote:shouldn't this thread be called "Submarine Veteran Resurfaces"?
I wish I had said that.

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I think it should be, "Submarine Veteran Submerges Yet Again!"

Or, maybe, "Submarine Veteran Sinks Beneath the Waves Yet Once More!"
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Subvet retreats from a barrage of depth charges.
Three cheers for the Lesser Evil!

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