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[Leftcoaster]

TUCers apparently live in some sort of perfectly inverse world.

I think I just found a picture of TUC

[webhick]

I think I just found a picture of TUC

TUC's a botoxed, anatomically androgynous freak in spandex who mainlines Valium and steroids for fun and profit? In which case, I believe the part of his brain that handled rational thinking was paralyzed by the botulism.

[buck09]

I have received great news today. Guys, I have to say it but you all are going to hate us all (tuc members) soon. We are getting pay. Economy is getting worse day by day. Wall Street will crash tomorrow and we are the answer. Differents institution are willing to work with us and accepts our drafts. We almost there just be patient and thanks for all your support.

You will never understand. you will always wonder How it happened? They all should be in jail.

We will have a great concert in Miami to celebrate and also to do PR letting people know about TUC.

You just don't know how big we are.. you will get educated sooner than later
We are here to help..

Sorry for the bad news.

I want you to keep posting stuff like this at least every other day until to get tossed in jail. We're enjoying the laugh.

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TUC's a botoxed, anatomically androgynous freak in spandex who mainlines Valium and steroids

Yeah, but wait until you meet Angel. He'll blow your Illuminati doors right off. He's Super-Financial Man, Master of Fiat Destruction.

Except when he's in federal prison. Or on the run from the feds. Or something like that.

[Demosthenes]

Wall Street will crash tomorrow and we are the answer.

vs.

The Dow Jones industrials rose about 370 points today, giving them a massive gain of about 780 over two days.

[Judge Roy Bean]

Looks like the videos were pulled off YouTube.

[wserra]

No TUCers showed up at the contempt hearing on Wednesday. I expect we will see an order appear shortly.

Surprise, surprise.

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No TUCers showed up at the contempt hearing on Wednesday

How can that be? Our favorite TUCer told us that we should expect "good news" imminently.

This will be a great disappointment to TUCers everywhere.

[The Observer]

No TUCers showed up at the contempt hearing on Wednesday

How can that be? Our favorite TUCer told us that we should expect "good news" imminently.

But that was the "good news" - Cruz and Co. avoided being incarcerated for another day.

When you are a flim-flam artist, you gotta take the victories wherever you see them - no matter how small they may be.

[Doktor Avalanche]

Differents institution are willing to work with us and accepts our drafts.

What kind of institutions?

I think this is the kind of institution he had in mind:



The kind they throw you in.

[Famspear]

Has anybody seen Angel Cruz?

I just checked the docket, and I see no new developments there. The most recent entry is on October 17. That's the October 16th denial of the motion for release from custody by Harry William Marrero.

U.S. District Court, Middle District of Florida, case no. 6:08-cr-00177-MSS-DAB

Regarding Angel Cruz: It's funny how, when The Man is lookin' for you, your cocky attitude dissipates. Oh Mr. Cruz, Mr. Cruz, come out come out, wherever you are......