Come on now....that's a completely unbelievable story. I've never seen any evidence that Chuck Norris knows how to tie a square knot.grixit wrote:It's all a coverup. What actually happened was that Chuck Norris detected the bomb with his super karate senses, so he wound up his catapult and threw himself into the sky. He landed on top of the plane, punched a hole, dropped in, and chopped the fuse off the bomber's shoe just as it burned down. Then he tied the bomber's limbs in a square knot, and sat down to watch the movie. It was supposed to be "Love Actually" but it changed over to "Missing in Action", followed by "Missing in Action II".
Wesley Snipes at the Ct. of App. -- 11th Cir.
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Re: Wesley Snipes at the Ct. of App. -- 11th Cir.
"My greatest fear is that the audience will beat me to the punch line." -- David Mamet
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Re: Wesley Snipes at the Ct. of App. -- 11th Cir.
So, I'm watching TMZ and Snipes is on again, this time after coming out a bar.
Cameraman: We saved the best for last, Wesley!
Snipes: That sounds good! Whoa...does that increase the commission?
Cameraman: Yeah! I mean, you're worth the most!
Snipes: I make the most? Really?
Cameraman: Yeah
Snipes: You'll give me commission?
Cameraman: A residual check!
At some other point:
Snipes: They blinded me...when I was abducted and then I don't know if it's a chip (gibberish - and I can't see the rest of the TMZ caption because of the school closings notice)
Another guy, possible cameraman: Are you real?
At another point:
Snipes: (gibberish)
In Snipes' defense, he clearly had one too many.
Anyway, you can see an unedited version of the encounter here: http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/18/wesley-sn ... me-change/
Cameraman: We saved the best for last, Wesley!
Snipes: That sounds good! Whoa...does that increase the commission?
Cameraman: Yeah! I mean, you're worth the most!
Snipes: I make the most? Really?
Cameraman: Yeah
Snipes: You'll give me commission?
Cameraman: A residual check!
At some other point:
Snipes: They blinded me...when I was abducted and then I don't know if it's a chip (gibberish - and I can't see the rest of the TMZ caption because of the school closings notice)
Another guy, possible cameraman: Are you real?
At another point:
Snipes: (gibberish)
In Snipes' defense, he clearly had one too many.
Anyway, you can see an unedited version of the encounter here: http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/18/wesley-sn ... me-change/
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Re: Wesley Snipes at the Ct. of App. -- 11th Cir.
Well there's his next movie. A humble action star, victimized by overzealous government officials, seeks the truth, only to start experiencing blackouts which turn out to be from chip secretly inserted in his head. He will get some help from a benevolent organization called the Wamuvians, who assert that negros have ancestral rights to create their own banks.
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Re: Wesley Snipes at the Ct. of App. -- 11th Cir.
Blurb from eonline.com:
Despite a tax evasion conviction hanging over him, Wesley Snipes turned up at the premiere party for his latest film, Brooklyn's Finest, a thriller co-starring Richard Gere, Ethan Hawke and Don Cheadle. When asked about his impending three-year prison sentence, the Blade star told E! News he was "winning" his appeal and quipped, "But hey, it's an interesting thing. I didn't have any of my money with Madoff." He also said he was looking forward to working with Spike on a biopic of the late Godfather of Soul, James Brown. That may have to wait until he's out of jail.
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Re: Wesley Snipes at the Ct. of App. -- 11th Cir.
I didn't know that Circuit Courts of Appeals had half-time scores.When asked about his impending three-year prison sentence, the Blade star told E! News he was "winning" his appeal
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Re: Wesley Snipes at the Ct. of App. -- 11th Cir.
Bail not revoked pending outcome of appeal
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Re: Wesley Snipes at the Ct. of App. -- 11th Cir.
According to Forbes online, the judge has ordered Snipes to return to the United States and surrender his passport, and Snipes has complied.
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Re: Wesley Snipes at the Ct. of App. -- 11th Cir.
In my opinion, it's about time.LPC wrote:According to Forbes online, the judge has ordered Snipes to return to the United States and surrender his passport, and Snipes has complied.
It's always seemed to me he's been treated differently because he has money, and because he's a celebrity, a black, movie star type celebrity, and it looks like special treatment.
Anyway, I'm kind of griping today, I guess. I'm sure there's a logical, legal explanation.
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Re: Wesley Snipes at the Ct. of App. -- 11th Cir.
Snipes wants to travel abroad for 4 months (Italy and Namibia).
3/20/2009 509 MOTION to travel for Work Obligations by Wesley Trent Snipes. (Meachum, Daniel) Modified on 3/23/2009 (AIQ). (Entered: 03/20/2009)
http://www.cheatingfrenzy.com/snipes509.pdf
03/20/2009 510 NOTICE of SNIPES' CHANGE OF ADDRESS by Wesley Trent Snipes. (Meachum, Daniel) Modified on 3/23/2009 (AIQ). (Entered: 03/20/2009)
03/24/2009 511 CERTIFICATE of readiness sent to USCA as to Wesley Trent Snipes re: 485 Notice of appeal, 477 Notice of cross appeal, 462 Notice of appeal, 504 Notice of appeal, 502 Notice of appeal. ROA consists of: PSI, volumes of pleadings: 6, volumes of transcripts: 20, Boxes and Envelopes of exhibits: 14, Envelope of sealed documents: 11. USCA number: 08-12402-HH (AIQ) (Entered: 03/24/2009)
03/24/20090 512 RESPONSE in opposition by USA as to Wesley Trent Snipes re 509 Motion to travel (Attachments: # 1 Exhibit 1)(McLellan, Jeffrey) (Entered: 03/24/2009)
http://www.cheatingfrenzy.com/snipes512.pdf
3/20/2009 509 MOTION to travel for Work Obligations by Wesley Trent Snipes. (Meachum, Daniel) Modified on 3/23/2009 (AIQ). (Entered: 03/20/2009)
http://www.cheatingfrenzy.com/snipes509.pdf
03/20/2009 510 NOTICE of SNIPES' CHANGE OF ADDRESS by Wesley Trent Snipes. (Meachum, Daniel) Modified on 3/23/2009 (AIQ). (Entered: 03/20/2009)
03/24/2009 511 CERTIFICATE of readiness sent to USCA as to Wesley Trent Snipes re: 485 Notice of appeal, 477 Notice of cross appeal, 462 Notice of appeal, 504 Notice of appeal, 502 Notice of appeal. ROA consists of: PSI, volumes of pleadings: 6, volumes of transcripts: 20, Boxes and Envelopes of exhibits: 14, Envelope of sealed documents: 11. USCA number: 08-12402-HH (AIQ) (Entered: 03/24/2009)
03/24/20090 512 RESPONSE in opposition by USA as to Wesley Trent Snipes re 509 Motion to travel (Attachments: # 1 Exhibit 1)(McLellan, Jeffrey) (Entered: 03/24/2009)
http://www.cheatingfrenzy.com/snipes512.pdf
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