Damn it people are going to start looking at me funny, I can't read this thread until I go home.webhick wrote:Living room, den, patio, neighborhood dogs, whatever...CaptainKickback wrote:I have NEVER humped the living room furniture.webhick wrote:If you consider the inability to stop humping the living room furniture part of being "perfect," then sure, I agree.
"Oh Lord, it's hard to be humbleCaptainKickback wrote:
It took me a loooong time to become perfect.
One of my favorite quotes is from Adela Rogers St. Johns: “I think every woman's entitled to a middle husband she can forget.”webhick wrote:Yeah, I mean a person only gets married six or seven times in a lifetime...
Not being married, but hoping to be married one day I hope not, because if it is I am screwed.UGA Lawdog wrote:"Unless a woman is marrying for money"??? Isn't that the most common reason?Demosthenes wrote:Guys, unless a woman is marrying for money, getting hitched is a serious emotional commitment. Dragging two lawyers into the marriage bed is a bad idea.
Look at bright side. When some suitable candidate for marriage seems interested in you at least you can be assured that she's interested in you, and not about "the money". I actually had one acquaintance not so subtly inquire about my "nest egg". Being unimpressed with the answer we weren't acquainted for long after that. Good riddance.bmielke wrote:Not being married, but hoping to be married one day I hope not, because if it is I am screwed.UGA Lawdog wrote: "Unless a woman is marrying for money"??? Isn't that the most common reason?
Either put it back, or we'll send the special, undercover branch if the Illuminati after you: The Umbrage Police.CaptainKickback wrote:I have NEVER humped the living room furniture. [mock indignation] I take umbrage at such venal and base characterizations of my otherwise sterling and unblemished reputation. Especially for a young whippersnapper who is probably still wet behind the ears and thinks they can walk on anybody's lawn. [/mock indignation]
Now playing: Marvin Mitchelson and Mark Geragos in "No Briefs Required".Demosthenes wrote:Guys, unless a woman is marrying for money, getting hitched is a serious emotional commitment. Dragging two lawyers into the marriage bed is a bad idea.
I laughed out loud at that.Duke2Earl wrote:So always being the gentleman I agreed to have my attorney provide the first draft.Mr. Mephistopheles wrote:And.....Duke2Earl wrote:And of course there is the situation wherein I found myself... in which she suggested the pre-nup.
