Million Dollar Bounty: Free Ed and Elaine Brown
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Yeah-- rotted breadfruit.
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Re: Million Dollar Bounty: Free Ed and Elaine Brown
Okay, fined 25 Quatloos for worst pun of the week, see Webhick to pay the fine and go through the shaming by the interns on your way out. Thanks fgor playing!LDE wrote:Wait—there's a bounty on the mutiny?
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Re: Million Dollar Bounty: Free Ed and Elaine Brown
I'm hoping Webhick will shame me personally.
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Hmmm . . .webhick's pimp has been exposed!Demosthenes wrote:That's extra.
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Re: Million Dollar Bounty: Free Ed and Elaine Brown
Can do.LDE wrote:I'm hoping Webhick will shame me suddenly, publicly and without remorse.
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oh mywebhick wrote:Can do.LDE wrote:I'm hoping Webhick will shame me suddenly, publicly and without remorse.
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Re: Million Dollar Bounty: Free Ed and Elaine Brown
If Webhick likes to shame people for bad puns, there's a bas-relief mask of Medusa hanging in my entryway, and carved on the back of it says, "Emile Zola had a daughter, and lo, he called her Gorgon."
A truly cheesy pun, which is why I like it.
A truly cheesy pun, which is why I like it.
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Gorgon? Are you saying that Emile was calling his daughter a Muenster?Cathulhu wrote:If Webhick likes to shame people for bad puns, there's a bas-relief mask of Medusa hanging in my entryway, and carved on the back of it says, "Emile Zola had a daughter, and lo, he called her Gorgon."
A truly cheesy pun, which is why I like it.
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That was truly cheesey!!!!
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I thought that the Muensters was a TV show in the 1960s....The Observer wrote:Gorgon? Are you saying that Emile was calling his daughter a Muenster?Cathulhu wrote:If Webhick likes to shame people for bad puns, there's a bas-relief mask of Medusa hanging in my entryway, and carved on the back of it says, "Emile Zola had a daughter, and lo, he called her Gorgon."
A truly cheesy pun, which is why I like it.
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Re: Million Dollar Bounty: Free Ed and Elaine Brown
No. You're confusing it with tha "All In The Family spin-off Gouda Times
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Which means that it is the right moment for that time-honored Quatloosian tradition of linking to a Monty Python skit.
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Re: Million Dollar Bounty: Free Ed and Elaine Brown
I love it when a thread gets totally hijacked.
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Re: Million Dollar Bounty: Free Ed and Elaine Brown
We are a total pack of ninnies.
We completely overlooked the blatantly obvious solution to Ed family:Delusional's problem.
E&E clearly no longer have any rights to anything more than their respective commissary accounts, much less real estate decorated with wall-to-wall leins.
So where could they possibly get the money needed to either finance a Constitutional Rangers commando raid on the prisons or to pay off the jedgement in commerce against them so they could walk out as free sovereigns?
NESARA is obviously out to the question. Due to security constraints, their packies are being held in Escrow (which is a small town just south of Effigy) pending their release.
Who, then has the funds to back them. As a hint, would $20,000,000 do the trick?
That's right. SFBFKADMVP has the opportunity to finally accomplish something to mark his 50 years on this planet. He can pledge a mere 5% of his claim against Colorado to the support of E&E. He will then be able to sit smugly in the realization that he was the only person on this planet to support a guru after incarceration.
We completely overlooked the blatantly obvious solution to Ed family:Delusional's problem.
E&E clearly no longer have any rights to anything more than their respective commissary accounts, much less real estate decorated with wall-to-wall leins.
So where could they possibly get the money needed to either finance a Constitutional Rangers commando raid on the prisons or to pay off the jedgement in commerce against them so they could walk out as free sovereigns?
NESARA is obviously out to the question. Due to security constraints, their packies are being held in Escrow (which is a small town just south of Effigy) pending their release.
Who, then has the funds to back them. As a hint, would $20,000,000 do the trick?
That's right. SFBFKADMVP has the opportunity to finally accomplish something to mark his 50 years on this planet. He can pledge a mere 5% of his claim against Colorado to the support of E&E. He will then be able to sit smugly in the realization that he was the only person on this planet to support a guru after incarceration.
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Re: Million Dollar Bounty: Free Ed and Elaine Brown
Which he has as much likelihood of getting, as they have of getting out of prison before the grim reaper catches up with them. But he can still do another of his super duper BOE's and pretend like it is all taken care of.
The fact that you sincerely and wholeheartedly believe that the “Law of Gravity” is unconstitutional and a violation of your sovereign rights, does not absolve you of adherence to it.
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Re: Million Dollar Bounty: Free Ed and Elaine Brown
Cathulhu wrote:I love it when a thread gets totally hijacked.
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