We have a celebrity!!!
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- Quatloos Destroyer of Lives (Level 1)
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We have a celebrity!!!
I just saw someone on the NBC nightly news....
Please... I go through everyone's trash.
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Re: We have a celebrity!!!
So did I. Who knew the federal government was selling the future earnings of American babies to the Chinese? It all makes perfect sense now.
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Re: We have a celebrity!!!
Nobody ever interviews me.
Dan Evans
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"Nothing is more terrible than ignorance in action." Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.
Foreman of the Unified Citizens' Grand Jury for Pennsylvania
(And author of the Tax Protester FAQ: evans-legal.com/dan/tpfaq.html)
"Nothing is more terrible than ignorance in action." Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.
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Re: We have a celebrity!!!
Possibly because you won't tell them what they want to hear?????? You're a real spoil sport that way, you know.
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I just saw the spot. JJ looked great.
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Hey, I'll interview you. (I used to interview people on the radio. For a living.)LPC wrote:Nobody ever interviews me.
But I want lots of money first.
"My greatest fear is that the audience will beat me to the punch line." -- David Mamet
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I've been interviewed on the air before, and don't particularly like it--they try to catch your soul in the evil black box with the lens on it. Bad mojo.
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Re: We have a celebrity!!!
Dan Evans
Foreman of the Unified Citizens' Grand Jury for Pennsylvania
(And author of the Tax Protester FAQ: evans-legal.com/dan/tpfaq.html)
"Nothing is more terrible than ignorance in action." Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.
Foreman of the Unified Citizens' Grand Jury for Pennsylvania
(And author of the Tax Protester FAQ: evans-legal.com/dan/tpfaq.html)
"Nothing is more terrible than ignorance in action." Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.
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What a fricken nightmarish week. I've done three on-camera interviews in six days, while traveling to Palm Springs, CA. I was on ABC World News on Friday night, NBC Nightly News last night, and a WTHR interview will air on July 8th. God only knows what I said during the ABC story -- the interview started at 6:30 am in my inlaws' kitchen in CA, so that the producer would have time to drive it back to LA in time to upload it to New York for editing so that it could be aired Friday night. I am not a morning person.
The good news is I found a nice home in Palm Springs so I can escape the snow and cold each winter.
The good news is I found a nice home in Palm Springs so I can escape the snow and cold each winter.
Demo.
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You need a personal manager. Someone to handle your media appearances.Demosthenes wrote:What a fricken nightmarish week. I've done three on-camera interviews in six days, while traveling to Palm Springs, CA. I was on ABC World News on Friday night, NBC Nightly News last night, and a WTHR interview will air on July 8th. God only knows what I said during the ABC story -- the interview started at 6:30 am in my inlaws' kitchen in CA, so that the producer would have time to drive it back to LA in time to upload it to New York for editing so that it could be aired Friday night. I am not a morning person.
The good news is I found a nice home in Palm Springs so I can escape the snow and cold each winter.
I'll do it.
But I need lots of money first.
"My greatest fear is that the audience will beat me to the punch line." -- David Mamet
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I'm noticing a theme. Is devoting most of your workday to Quatloos finally catching up with you?Famspear wrote:But I need lots of money first.
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No, but there's a story I can tell you. And I'll be glad to tell you the story.Imalawman wrote:I'm noticing a theme. Is devoting most of your workday to Quatloos finally catching up with you?Famspear wrote:But I need lots of money first.
But I want lots of money first.
"My greatest fear is that the audience will beat me to the punch line." -- David Mamet
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I'll do it, but for more money than Fammy.
Are you saying that Ron Paul serves as a convenient chew toy to keep stupid puppies occupied so they don't roll in the garbage? -grixit
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I'll do it for a perfectly reasonable rate, I'll take on of those 1 Q coins that was posted in Popouri las week, that will pay a year or two.Evil Squirrel Overlord wrote:I'll do it, but for more money than Fammy.
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Yeah -- the facts and the truth make a lot of people uncomfortable, to say the least. Why else would we have sovruns, birfers and CtCers?lorne wrote:I see not everyone shares the same opinion.
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Re: We have a celebrity!!!
Ah, yes, generating buzz for the alleged book!
The Honorable Judge Roy Bean
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Re: We have a celebrity!!!
Book? What book? I've nearly been here for a year and I keep hearing about this purported book, yet I yet to see any evidence that it exists. I am beginning to believe that it is mearly a mis direction to keep the Sovruns from guessing about the illuminati.Judge Roy Bean wrote:Ah, yes, generating buzz for the alleged book!
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The book is the unwritten guidance to Quatloos. How can an unwritten book guide us? That is the mystery of our faith.
Are you saying that Ron Paul serves as a convenient chew toy to keep stupid puppies occupied so they don't roll in the garbage? -grixit
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The guidance leads us to our unspoken rules, our unseen wisdom, and our unheard of court jesters.Evil Squirrel Overlord wrote:The book is the unwritten guidance to Quatloos. How can an unwritten book guide us? That is the mystery of our faith.