Stupid questions answered
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Re: Stupid questions answered
This employer must be a very patient sort.
I've employed perhaps a hundred people over the years in various businesses. If any one of them had come to me and said "You need to stop withholding from my paycheck because I don't owe any income tax," I would have said something like "Really? Why is that?"
After about 30 seconds of gibberish, I would have interrupted and said "No problem at all. We won't be withholding anything further from you in the future because you're fired. Your final check will have the usual withholding. Now get off my premises."
When a nut-job is busy essentially jumping up and down and screaming "I'm a totally moronic blithering idiot and nut-job," regardless of the subject of the inanity, I've always found that it's best to take them at their word, immediately.
I've employed perhaps a hundred people over the years in various businesses. If any one of them had come to me and said "You need to stop withholding from my paycheck because I don't owe any income tax," I would have said something like "Really? Why is that?"
After about 30 seconds of gibberish, I would have interrupted and said "No problem at all. We won't be withholding anything further from you in the future because you're fired. Your final check will have the usual withholding. Now get off my premises."
When a nut-job is busy essentially jumping up and down and screaming "I'm a totally moronic blithering idiot and nut-job," regardless of the subject of the inanity, I've always found that it's best to take them at their word, immediately.
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And then SkankBeat wants to know how bossing around cops worked.
You know, I have this strange feeling that SB has never tried his own method of ordering "peace officers" to do his whim and bidding. But he has no reservations against pushing others over the edge;I assume you are being assisted by local peace officers. What information did you provide them and how did they respond?
I hope JHV follows Skankys advice, just to see what happens. Best case; the cops laugh at him and tell the story to all his friends. Worse case; JHV gets testy and starts interfering with the cops' duties. Worst case; well, with the hormone-laden stupidity getting passed around at LH, a mere human/reptilian hybrid brain can not predict how far this might go.I think you only need to establish two things for trover and conversion: 1) the property that was taken; 2) that the property was taken without consent. The pay stubs document what was taken. I assume one of your letters establishes non-consent. The more explicit non-consent is stated, the better, such as "I do not consent to the taking of my property." Since you are acting in sovereign capacity, the only other way the payer can take your property is via valid court order. Keep in mind that the police do not understand USC 26, but they do understand theft. Stay with common law remedy.
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I have had that same feeling as well. But SB isn't the first person I have seen offering this type of advice to others. They all have one thing in common: they never have any first-hand experience to report of using their "remedy" for their own situation. As such, they are not unlike the mad scientists in B-movies urging their lab assistants to drink the potion they just concocted.Thule wrote:You know, I have this strange feeling that SB has never tried his own method of ordering "peace officers" to do his whim and bidding. But he has no reservations against pushing others over the edge;...
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Wish I were there to see it in person:
LostHead: "I'm placing you under arrest for trover!"
Employer: "You're fired!"
LostHead: "Huh?"
Employer: "That's right, get the hell out."
LostHead: "I'm placing you under arrest for trover!"
Employer: "You're fired!"
LostHead: "Huh?"
Employer: "That's right, get the hell out."
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Re: Stupid questions answered
SB is the troll's own troll--he has no compunctions about telling all the sovruns what to do, but pretty obviously doesn't try this himself. Or answer Pete's plaintive cries to make him some magic paperwork that could magically get him out. Maybe he's 14 years old and doing a pretty creditable job of making it up as he goes.
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Re: Stupid questions answered
nah a 14 year old would not use the phrase "peace officer" he would tell them they needed the US Marshals or FBI or something. I think Skanky is an angry 50-55 yo unemployed construction worker collecting unemployment.Cathulhu wrote:SB is the troll's own troll--he has no compunctions about telling all the sovruns what to do, but pretty obviously doesn't try this himself. Or answer Pete's plaintive cries to make him some magic paperwork that could magically get him out. Maybe he's 14 years old and doing a pretty creditable job of making it up as he goes.
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Skankbeat is the ultimate "Go get 'em boys" warrior, he'll be behind them all the way. He first drew my attention when he told the flock how all the needed to do was go in the courtroom, start screaming "fraud on the court" and citizens arrest the judge if he didn't agree to set Pete free right away.
If he keeps cowering behind a keyboard he'll be fine but if he ever has the guts to grow a pair and show the courage of his convictions I see a lot of Tasers in his future....
If he keeps cowering behind a keyboard he'll be fine but if he ever has the guts to grow a pair and show the courage of his convictions I see a lot of Tasers in his future....
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Re: Stupid questions answered
Sounds a lot like SFBFKADMVP or a number of other losers on Sooey.
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Re: Stupid questions answered
He "thinks"?Skankbeat wrote:I think you only need to establish two things for trover and conversion: 1) the property that was taken; 2) that the property was taken without consent.
These clowns can't understand simple concepts like "income," and they want to get involved in the arcane details of common law forms of action?
I don't remember much about trover, but my recollection of conversion is that no "taking" was required. The essence of the tort (both trover and conversion are torts, or civil wrongs, and not crimes) was the appropriation of property for the use or benefit of someone who was not the owner. So, for example, if I hand money to a servant to use to buy groceries, and the servant uses the money to pay a debt of the servant, that might be a conversion even though no property was ever "taken" in the usual sense of the word.
Meanwhile, improperly deducting or withholding money from an employee's paycheck might be a civil wrong in some legal system is some parallel dimension (not our own), but it wouldn't be "conversion" in common law pleading because the money that was withheld was never the property of the employee. The employee might have an action for breach of contract for failing to pay the full amount of wages owed, but there would be no conversion because the employee never had ownership or title to the money that was not paid to him.
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Re: Stupid questions answered
Right, that's a good point. Its not the employee's money until its paid over to him. So, at best you have a failure to pay according to the agreed terms of service.LPC wrote:He "thinks"?Skankbeat wrote:I think you only need to establish two things for trover and conversion: 1) the property that was taken; 2) that the property was taken without consent.
These clowns can't understand simple concepts like "income," and they want to get involved in the arcane details of common law forms of action?
I don't remember much about trover, but my recollection of conversion is that no "taking" was required. The essence of the tort (both trover and conversion are torts, or civil wrongs, and not crimes) was the appropriation of property for the use or benefit of someone who was not the owner. So, for example, if I hand money to a servant to use to buy groceries, and the servant uses the money to pay a debt of the servant, that might be a conversion even though no property was ever "taken" in the usual sense of the word.
Meanwhile, improperly deducting or withholding money from an employee's paycheck might be a civil wrong in some legal system is some parallel dimension (not our own), but it wouldn't be "conversion" in common law pleading because the money that was withheld was never the property of the employee. The employee might have an action for breach of contract for failing to pay the full amount of wages owed, but there would be no conversion because the employee never had ownership or title to the money that was not paid to him.
As for the arcane legal actions...I thought that Conversion was a tort, while Trover was the action used to enforce the tort of conversions. For instance, if you take $5 from me, I would institute an action of Trover in order to get back the value which you converted. In my Trover action I would plead the elements of conversion.
But...I'm not a scholar on arcane common law pleadings.
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Re: Stupid questions answered
I deal with claims of conversion fairly often in my commercial litigation practice. Conversion probably doesn't lie here, because it requires a taking of a specific, identifiable chattel, not a claim for fungible money. If I steal your wallet, you can sue me for conversion, but if I fail to pay you money that I owe you, the claim is for breach of contract, not conversion. (In most states, there are also statutory actions you can bring against an employer for not paying employees their wages, but those are of course pre-empted in these cases by the IRC.)As for the arcane legal actions...I thought that Conversion was a tort, while Trover was the action used to enforce the tort of conversions. For instance, if you take $5 from me, I would institute an action of Trover in order to get back the value which you converted. In my Trover action I would plead the elements of conversion.
I don't think I have run across the term "trover" since law school, but, if I remember correctly, trover was an action to recover a specific thing, whereas conversion was a suit for money damages for taking that thing. (If I steal your car and crash it or re-sell it, you could sue me for conversion and get money damages; if I steal your car and still have it, you could sue me for trover and get the car back.)
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That was my point. (Or at least one of them.)Dr. Caligari wrote:Conversion probably doesn't lie here, because it requires a taking of a specific, identifiable chattel, not a claim for fungible money. If I steal your wallet, you can sue me for conversion, but if I fail to pay you money that I owe you, the claim is for breach of contract, not conversion.
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Re: Stupid questions answered
The more important question though, are those even valid causes of action any more? It was my impression that most of that had been supplanted by statute law.
It would certainly have to be state matter since I don't think there were ever Federal statutes covering it, and since it would still devolve down to a Federal issue the local courts would have to disallow for lack of jurisdiction, which should send ole Skanky right back over the edge.
It would certainly have to be state matter since I don't think there were ever Federal statutes covering it, and since it would still devolve down to a Federal issue the local courts would have to disallow for lack of jurisdiction, which should send ole Skanky right back over the edge.
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Statutory law can't supersede common law, silly.notorial dissent wrote:The more important question though, are those even valid causes of action any more? It was my impression that most of that had been supplanted by statute law.
I read it on LostHorizons so it must be true.
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I think we were all pretty close - wiki to the rescue! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TroverDr. Caligari wrote:I don't think I have run across the term "trover" since law school, but, if I remember correctly, trover was an action to recover a specific thing, whereas conversion was a suit for money damages for taking that thing. (If I steal your car and crash it or re-sell it, you could sue me for conversion and get money damages; if I steal your car and still have it, you could sue me for trover and get the car back.)As for the arcane legal actions...I thought that Conversion was a tort, while Trover was the action used to enforce the tort of conversions. For instance, if you take $5 from me, I would institute an action of Trover in order to get back the value which you converted. In my Trover action I would plead the elements of conversion.
You could probably still plead common law actions (trover might be too arcane and the court may require you to replead a modern cause of action), but you wouldn't have much case law to guide your action. You'd be better off using the statutory remedies and much better guidance and predictability.
But I'm out of my element, I'm a tax litigator, not a PI lawyer.
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Statutes have taken over criminal law, and the Uniform Commercial Code governs most contract actions (at least for the sale of goods; contracts for services and contracts for sales of real estate still rely heavily on contract law), but actions for torts (personal injury actions, as well as actions for damage to, or loss of, property) are still governed largely by common law in most states. There are statutory "tweakings," such as statutes on contributory negligence, or special rules for medical malpractice, but the essence of the actions are still based on common law.notorial dissent wrote:The more important question though, are those even valid causes of action any more? It was my impression that most of that had been supplanted by statute law.
So the words "conversion" and "trover" are rarely used, and the common law forms of pleading have disappeared in most states, but the principles carry forward. From a 1983 decision of the Pennsylvania Supreme Court on a dispute over the ownership of the designs for a mechanical device:
Footnote 2 reads as follows:Conversion is an ancient tort, yet it is rarely the basis of a cause of action in modern times. Its prerequisites were set forth by our supreme court in Stevenson v. Economy Bank of Ambridge, 413 Pa. 442, 451, 197 A.2d 721, 726 (1964).
See also Baram v. Farugia, 606 F.2d 42 (3rd Cir. 1979); Baker v. Rangos, 229 Pa.Super. 333, 324 A.2d 498 (1974). Restatement (Second) Torts § 222, 222 A. 237 (comment: f "[T]he refusal to surrender a chattel upon demand is not a conversion if the person upon whom the demand is made does not have possession of the chattel at the time of demand.")A conversion is the deprivation of another's right of property in, or use or possession of, a chattel, or interference therewith, without the owner's consent and without lawful justification. Gottesfeld v. Mechanics and Traders Insurance Co., 196 Pa.Super. 109, 115, 173 A.2d 763, 765 (1961). Prosser stated that "conversion is an act of interference with the domain or control over a chattel * * conversion may be committed by: * * * (c) unreasonably withholding possession from one who has the right to it." Prosser, Torts § 15 (2d Ed. 1955).
This definition, although easily stated, is somewhat more difficult in its application. Part of the difficulty stems from the common law roots of conversion. The present tort evolved from the common law action of trover.[2] This evolution has resulted in a relaxation of some of the more stringent requirements of the action. The best example of this is the gradual recognition of various forms of property which are capable of being converted; forms of property which were beyond the scope of common law trover. As stated by one commentator:
Prosser, Torts § 15, pp. 82-83 (4th ed. 1971). See also Weiser v. Zeisinger, 2 Yeates 536 (1800) (action of trover will lie for a deed); Overton v. Williston, 31 Pa. 155 (1858) (but not for fixtures); Neiler & Warren v. Kelley, 69 Pa. 403 (1871) (action of trover will lie for conversion of stock certificates and bonds, but not for the incorporeal rights they represent); Mackay, et al., Administrators v. Benjamin Franklin R. & H. Co., 288 Pa. 207, 135 A. 613 (1927) (action for conversion will not lie for an idea, i.e., an architect's design). But see Evans v. American Stores Company, 3 D. & C.2d 160 (1955) (action permitted for conversion of sports promotion plan); Benaquista v. Hardesty & Associates, 20 D. & C.2d 227 (1959) (action permitted for conversion of architectural design).What property may be the subject of an action for conversion was at first determined on the basis of the fiction of losing and finding. Any tangible chattels could be lost and found, and so could be converted.
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Intangible rights of all kinds could not be lost and found, and the original rule was that there could be no conversion of such property. But this hoary limitation has been discarded to some extent by all of the courts.
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The process of expansion has stopped with the kind of intangible rights which are customarily merged in, or identified with some document. There is perhaps no very valid and essential reason why there might not be conversion of an ordinary debt, the good will of a business, or even an idea, or "any species of personal property which is the subject of public ownership;" but thus far other remedies apparently have been adequate. . . (Footnotes omitted).
In common-law practice, the action of trover (or trover and conversion) is a species of action on the case, and originally lay for the recovery of damages against a person who had found another's goods and wrongfully converted them to his own use. Subsequently the allegation of the loss of the goods by the plaintiff and the finding of them by the defendant was merely fictitious, and the action became the remedy for any wrongful interference with or detention of the goods of another.
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In form a fiction; in substance, a remedy to recover the value of personal chattels wrongfully converted by another to his own use.
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A possessory action wherein the plaintiff must show that he has either a general or special property in thing converted and the right of its possession at the time of the alleged conversion.
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And lies only for wrongful appropriation of goods, chattels, or personal property which is specific enough to be identified.
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