...a Parking Meter Attendant ... attempted to give me a parking ticket for non payment of a parking fee even though a valid receipt for the parking fee in the form of a ticket was clearly on display on the drivers seat.
When I showed the Parking Attendant the ticket I said whats this "Scots Mists". The Parking attendant stated it was not on the windscreen, I said, "So what the wind may have blown it off as I shut the door!!" The Parking Attendant claimed both him and his partner looked but, could not find it. I said, "What are you on commission or something? Whats your name?" and he said, "I don't have to give you my name". I replied loudly so as to put him back in his place, "I'm having you, you are a public servant and that makes me your master". I was not prepared to waist my time dealing with this individual at my own expense and as I am familiar with beurocratic nonsense and had nothing to write down his number with I decided to abate the nuisance by borrowing his lapel as I am entitled to comit a lesser crime in order to prevent a greater one. Therefore, I abated the nuisance by removing his lapel and driving away so as to avoid further confrontation.
http://www.ichortrust.co.uk/Statments/S ... cwaden.php
This guy is an undiscovered gem. A petty blowhard, excited by the chance to bully a minor official. Translated to English, "
I decided to abate the nuisance by borrowing his lapel" means "
I tore the epaulette or identity label from his uniform". Various charges available there to any enterprising constable.
But that's not the end of it. Next,he writes to Cambridge Council saying that unless they fully answer his "Affadavit of Magical Quantum Rebuttal" or whatever, then they have accepted an obligation to pay him £900,000,000,000,000,000.
Cambridge Council sensibly replies "
we're ignoring your stupid letters, sue us or fuck off."
My right to have you show me the authority you rely on to have an honest belief in your authority to appropriate my property is tradable according to contract law and I may offer to charge whatever I wish because no one can be forced to accept an offer they can easily avoid accepting by simply stating the truth....
There is no need for me to waste time, money and energy by going to Court to obtain reparation as I clearly have the right to exercise recaption and do as I please with property that becomes the property of the ICHOR TRUST due to your performance of accepting the overleaf offer by failing to show me authority IN IMPERATIVE WORDS OF EXPRESS MEANING BEYOND ANY DOUBT WHATSOEVER IN A PRIMARY ACT OF PARLIAMENT making it clear that I must suffer the environmental pollution of your parking meters, and other street clutter....
http://www.ichortrust.co.uk/letters_and ... ouncil.php