Million Dollar Bounty: Free Ed and Elaine Brown

[grixit]

Yeah-- rotted breadfruit.

[Gregg]

Wait—there's a bounty on the mutiny?

Okay, fined 25 Quatloos for worst pun of the week, see Webhick to pay the fine and go through the shaming by the interns on your way out. Thanks fgor playing!

[LDE]

I'm hoping Webhick will shame me personally.

[Demosthenes]

That's extra.

[Judge Roy Bean]

That's extra.

Hmmm . . .webhick's pimp has been exposed!

[webhick]

I'm hoping Webhick will shame me suddenly, publicly and without remorse.

Can do.

[Gregg]

I'm hoping Webhick will shame me suddenly, publicly and without remorse.

Can do.

oh my

[Cathulhu]

If Webhick likes to shame people for bad puns, there's a bas-relief mask of Medusa hanging in my entryway, and carved on the back of it says, "Emile Zola had a daughter, and lo, he called her Gorgon."

A truly cheesy pun, which is why I like it.

[The Observer]

If Webhick likes to shame people for bad puns, there's a bas-relief mask of Medusa hanging in my entryway, and carved on the back of it says, "Emile Zola had a daughter, and lo, he called her Gorgon."

A truly cheesy pun, which is why I like it.

Gorgon? Are you saying that Emile was calling his daughter a Muenster?

[notorial dissent]

That was truly cheesey!!!!

[Pottapaug1938]

If Webhick likes to shame people for bad puns, there's a bas-relief mask of Medusa hanging in my entryway, and carved on the back of it says, "Emile Zola had a daughter, and lo, he called her Gorgon."

A truly cheesy pun, which is why I like it.

Gorgon? Are you saying that Emile was calling his daughter a Muenster?

I thought that the Muensters was a TV show in the 1960s....

[Nikki]

No. You're confusing it with tha "All In The Family spin-off Gouda Times

[The Observer]

Which means that it is the right moment for that time-honored Quatloosian tradition of linking to a Monty Python skit.

[Cathulhu]

I love it when a thread gets totally hijacked.

[Nikki]

We are a total pack of ninnies.

We completely overlooked the blatantly obvious solution to Ed family:Delusional's problem.

E&E clearly no longer have any rights to anything more than their respective commissary accounts, much less real estate decorated with wall-to-wall leins.

So where could they possibly get the money needed to either finance a Constitutional Rangers commando raid on the prisons or to pay off the jedgement in commerce against them so they could walk out as free sovereigns?

NESARA is obviously out to the question. Due to security constraints, their packies are being held in Escrow (which is a small town just south of Effigy) pending their release.

Who, then has the funds to back them. As a hint, would $20,000,000 do the trick?

That's right. SFBFKADMVP has the opportunity to finally accomplish something to mark his 50 years on this planet. He can pledge a mere 5% of his claim against Colorado to the support of E&E. He will then be able to sit smugly in the realization that he was the only person on this planet to support a guru after incarceration.

[notorial dissent]

Which he has as much likelihood of getting, as they have of getting out of prison before the grim reaper catches up with them. But he can still do another of his super duper BOE's and pretend like it is all taken care of.

[The Operative]

I love it when a thread gets totally hijacked.