In April Erasmus of America (Martin Hunter) published some nasty stuff accusing Deep Knight of everything wrong with the world, including the tragic Boston Marathon bombing. This pissed me off, and among the ideas floated here was “have a lawyer threaten him and he’ll poop his pants.” Not only would it be embarrassing to explain the whole Erasmus lunacy to a lawyer, but it would spend $$$ on an idiot not worth it. Then it occurred to me that I could simply cut and paste an OPPT “cease and desist” document and for free. After rolling on the floor laughing, I realized that even Erasmus wouldn’t be stupid enough to believe one of Heather’s documents, so an alternate plan occurred to me. Send him the document as if I thought he would follow it, and reveal Deep Knight’s real name while doing so. And that name would be Dirk Diggler.
So I copied the top of one document and the bottom of a cease and desist notice to bankers, changed the state references (but not the numbers), and changed the body to reflect his bullshit. Then I decided to send it from Dr. Dildo from the firm of Dewey, Cheatham & Howe, in the form of a plain-vanilla letter not on letterhead. That’s right, I gave Gassy Rassy every opportunity to realize I was pulling his leg. Risky? Yes, but the greater the risk, the greater the glory.
For those of you unfamiliar with the movie “Boogie Nights,” Dirk Diggler was the screen name of the main porn-star character. I remembered reading a blurb about how many people (men, I assume) had used this name as an online pseudonym, and given Erasmus’ fixation of Denver Colorado I found one with a PO Box address in an adjacent city. I figured Erasmus might respond to that address, but that no harm would be done and it might even amuse the receiver. The main goal, however, was to have him breathlessly reveal who Deep Knight was.Dewey, Cheatham & Howe LLP
Attorneys at Law
XXX Bannock St., Suite 111
Denver, CO 80204
TO
Martin Hunter
N.I.F.I.
P.O. Box 1465
Seneca, SC 29679
WITH DUE STANDING, AUTHORITY, and AUTHORIZATION, without prejudice, public policy UCC 1-308, the undersigned does knowingly, willingly, and intentionally make and give this DECLARATION OF FACTS and NOTICE TO CEASE AND DESIST, with full personal liability, duly secured by oath and bond, as a matter of record, public policy UCC 1-201 (31), duly entered into Law Ordinance, inclusive of Universal Law Ordinance, notice by action of due entry into International Law Ordinance, notice by public registration, with additional notice duly made and given, duly verified, reconfirmed, and ratified as duly accepted and guarded, preserved and protected by Universal Trust, under the trust of creation, duly established by creation at creation, unrebutted, nunc pro tunc, praeterea, preterea, unrebutted, under governing law, International Law Ordinance UCC Doc. No. 2012113593 and CO UCC Doc. No. 2012-296-1209-2, governing law, preserved and protected under UCC Doc. No. 2000043135, the Perpetuity, guaranteed, protected, and secured, public policy UCC 1-303, common law remedy thereunder guaranteed, public policy UCC 1-305, nunc pro tunc, praeterea, preterea, unrebutted, restated, and incorporated here by reference as if set forth in full, knowingly, willingly, and intentionally entered into Universal Law Ordinance, notice by action, under the law of creation, this April fifteenth in the year two thousand and thirteen, the foregoing is true and correct, and has the full force of law.
WHEREAS
Martin Hunter of Seneca South Carolina using the “pen name” “Erasmus of America,” hereafter known as THE HARASSER,
HAS BEEN
Harassing, defaming, threatening, and accusing the person known as “Deep Knight” on the website “Quatloos,” which is the pen name and registered trademark of
Dietrich (Dirk) Diggler, Col. USAF Ret.
P.O. Box XXX
XXX, CO 80XXX
Hereafter known as THE HARASSED,
AND
most egregiously, according to his posted writings as “Erasmus of America,” THE HARASSER has been reporting THE HARASSED to law enforcement agencies, including the FBI, the South Carolina State Attorney Generals Office, and The Secret Service, without primary knowledge of a crime being committed or any act of criminal intent. And more specifically, THE HARASSER has been accusing THE HARASSED of felonies such as murder, threats of murder, and genocide without basis or evidence. This is in itself a felony, unrebutted, nunc pro tunc, praeterea, preterea, unrebutted, under governing law, International Law Ordinance UCC Doc. No. 2002123365 and CO UCC Doc. No. 2002-269-1239-0.
LET IT BE KNOWN
That THE HARASSED has invoked this CEASE AND DESIST ORDER to stop said harassments, including but not limited to publication online and otherwise of accusations, inferences, innuendoes, or his name or pseudonym, which THE HARASSER has now been notified of UCC trademark. By reading this, THE HARASSER agrees to be assessed fees for use of this trademarked material if it is used by THE HARASSER in the future. A fee schedule of $1,000 USD, invoiceable at the discretion of the trademark owner, SHALL be assessed for each usage after this issuance.
DULY VERIFIED as ISSUED, with due standing, authority and authorization, April 15, 2013 knowingly, willingly and intentionally made, given, and noticed, with unlimited personal liability, sworn under the penalties of perjury in accordance with lawful Universal Contract, under governing law, International Law Ordinance UCC Doc No. 2012113593, preserved and protected under perpetuity 2000043135, guaranteed, protected and secured, public policy, UCC 1-103, common law remedy thereunder guaranteed, public policy UCC 1-305; Duly witnessed, secured, entered and noticed; Without prejudice as promised, preserved, and protected, public policy, UCC 1-308, NUNC PRO TUNC, PRAETEREA
PRETEREA.
Dr. Renfrew Dildo, JD
Attorney at Law and Senior Non-Managing Partner
Unfortunately, it didn’t work, or rather, it worked too well. Erasmus simply stopped referring to Deep Knight in his writings, no doubt because the legal gibberish scared him. This while all the while bragging about how tough he was and what a great legal mind he had. Perhaps it was the Nunc Pro Tunc, or the invoicing threat ($1000 dollars every time he used my name ‘cause it’s an UCC trademark).
Anyway, I promised to restrain myself in the hopes that he would grow tired of not revealing this inside information, but Rassy has a short attention span and no doubt has forgotten about evil Deep Knight. So now, 15 weeks later, it’s time to reveal my little scheme and give you all a smile every time Erasmus of America brags about his legal chops.
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
ENERGY INDEPENDENCE FOR AMERICA CAN MAKE US ALL RICH! FROM ERASMUS OF AMERICA - APRIL 9, 2013
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One last time I will let this offer be included below. The Illuminati has boasted that already Congress secretly agreed that they will never repay me the $525,000 federally stolen from me nor the up to $27 billion in actual damages and up to triple punitive damages that the federal government owes me due to the colossally criminal and illegal acts pulled by the U.S. Justice Dept. to block a legitimate deal of mine with trucking interests how to help strongly increase mileage per gallon with fuel they are using for their trucks. Though they think by being corrupt enough under law, I can't sue them and win, they are very wrong! I have over the years engineered a number of legal upsets including beating in court a Jewish lawyer who had never lost in any state court until he faced me. Then to his shock, he lost for the first time in his life in a state court of South Carolina. In military intelligence as well as in law, you win by cunning, not by being dumb and naive about how to win against corruption, evil, etc. and totally crooked and corrupt sources. As for "Deep Knight" and associates, their days of laughter will crash before them when I deliver $100 billion damage suits against them and to their shock, they will know that I am going to win, not them! I lay my traps well by pretending to be the dumb hick until my legal ambush is totally ready to be sprung on those who wish to fight me. As one powerful Baltimore, MD attorney once said to me after I sprung my legal ambush on him, he never wanted to tackle me again in law. He wanted peace with me at all costs! And Deep Knight and fellow Illuminati associates boasted that they had the state attorney generals in their hip pocket so I could not get Illuminati controlled state attorney generals across America to ever act against Deep Knight and fellow Illuminati associates. When I have national grand juries convened against those who try to serve the Illuminati instead of uphold the U.S. Constitution and U.S. Bill of Rights, they will feel sick in that day as they will know that they have destroyed the future of their life in America by picking a legal fight with me. I will win! When I discussed with one associate how we can get Deep Knight to tell all he knows about the Illuminati and his Illuminati associates, my associate says that he will spill his guts out as I figured out what he colossally fears in life and know his weak point in character.
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Yours For God And Country, Erasmus Of America (pen name for he who descends from actual people who fought in the American Revolution of 1776 for the national independence and freedom of the American people! Obama descends from ancestry alien to the founding principles of America in 1776 and is not loyal to America!)
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