The GOOFy spin is exactly the same but without depleting the customer's bank account. It needs three stamps and magic words but no cheque or other bill of exchange. At a recent (2 April 2015) meeting in a noisy bar near Tom Crawford's, "Kevin Mark" explained the process.
Kevin quotes some passages from Cheque & Credit Clearing Company. They explain that a "bank giro credit" is for paying a bill by cash or cheque at a bank. A "joint giro credit" is for paying at either a bank or a post office.
Kevin claims a joint giro credit (unlike a bank giro credit) is a negotiable instrument. It is issued by a bank, to us, for our energy. Huh, what? Kevin doesn't explain. Perhaps some bank is very kindly offering to pay our utility bills. The joint giro credit is like a cheque, but we can't cash it. It is of value only to the utility company. To accept this generous offer we need to apply some magic to the joint giro credit. Kevin explains the magic needs three first-class stamps (which makes him the post-master so he owns the document) and hand-written words:
Kevin explans this. The audience take notes and ask questions. With his giro slip, Kevin also sends copies of stamp act 1891, bills of exchange 1882, fraud act 2006, protection from harassment act 1997 and gas act 1954. Yeah, that'll convince them! With all that weight of law behind it, this method is sure-fire guaranteed effective.Not transferable. To Severn Trent Water for payment in the sum of £212.50 {my name, address, NI number}. Transfer this joint giro credit slip by my endorsement for a non-commercial agreement. {date, sign}
Kevin explains how effective the method is:
Ah, I've got it. So the intention is not for the bill to be paid, but to be taken to court. Yeah, right. Okay. And the court will rule in favour of Kevin, proving that this method works. Or they will rule against him and anyone else who tries this junk. As Kevin says, "We'll see."I had a letter yesterday. They are taking me to court. So we'll see what happens on that one. But that's where we want to be. We are trying to close every door that they want to get us into. We want to get that door open, the door that gets us into county court. If it goes there, they are finished. And that's why they don't want us in there.