I'd like to have seen that. Must have done a better impression of a duck than Andy Pears, he didn't get arrested for racist behaviour. Or did you mean quaking? Sorry, I know it was only a typo but I couldn't resistwanglepin wrote:Yes they always do. Roger Hayes had Judge Michael Peake quacking in his robes when they "arrested " him.YiamCross wrote:
The judge was clearly embarrassed and scuttled out nervously having given his dodgy verdict, the way they do.
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Well whenever they confront authority figures with their well thought out and rational arguments they do seem fond of saying that the authorities representative quacked their pants...or maybe I'm just not hearing things right.YiamCross wrote:I'd like to have seen that. Must have done a better impression of a duck than Andy Pears, he didn't get arrested for racist behaviour. Or did you mean quaking? Sorry, I know it was only a typo but I couldn't resistwanglepin wrote: Yes they always do. Roger Hayes had Judge Michael Peake quacking in his robes when they "arrested " him.
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Hang on a minute folks. The scuttling judge is a new one, I thought they were obliged to run out of the court ?wanglepin wrote:Yes they always do. Roger Hayes had Judge Michael Peake quacking in his robes when they "arrested " him.YiamCross wrote:
The judge was clearly embarrassed and scuttled out nervously having given his dodgy verdict, the way they do.
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The Bumper Compendium of Imaginary Laws now includes four approved variations for Judges who rule against OPCA arguments - run, scuttle, creep and flee.hardcopy wrote:Hang on a minute folks. The scuttling judge is a new one, I thought they were obliged to run out of the court ?
There is no term for cases where the OPCA argument is successful, the situation hasn't yet arisen.
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Over on "trial by social media" is Steve spy in court.
He is asking if Oldham Council funds terrorism. I wonder if they do, haven't watched it all yet, and sorry, don't know how to post link
He is asking if Oldham Council funds terrorism. I wonder if they do, haven't watched it all yet, and sorry, don't know how to post link
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It's here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msNihH8VO6Qhardcopy wrote:Over on "trial by social media" is Steve spy in court.
He is asking if Oldham Council funds terrorism. I wonder if they do, haven't watched it all yet, and sorry, don't know how to post link
The recorded discussion takes place in a waiting area only. One young council representative, but he acquits himself well and keeps his cool with a crowd of OPCA oddballs. To be fair, Spyboy is fairly civil for most of it.
Unfortunately the court wasn't able to progress the hearing to conclusion, so Spyboy has been adjourned to 11 Sep. Spyboy's version is that the council representative didn't bring necessary papers and was condemned in strong terms by the court. That seems unlikely to me.
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Thanks for posting the link mate. Yes, it all seemed very civilised, but the date of the new hearing is going to cause some hysteria....sept. 11thHercule Parrot wrote:It's here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msNihH8VO6Qhardcopy wrote:Over on "trial by social media" is Steve spy in court.
He is asking if Oldham Council funds terrorism. I wonder if they do, haven't watched it all yet, and sorry, don't know how to post link
The recorded discussion takes place in a waiting area only. One young council representative, but he acquits himself well and keeps his cool with a crowd of OPCA oddballs. To be fair, Spyboy is fairly civil for most of it.
Unfortunately the court wasn't able to progress the hearing to conclusion, so Spyboy has been adjourned to 11 Sep. Spyboy's version is that the council representative didn't bring necessary papers and was condemned in strong terms by the court. That seems unlikely to me.
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BREAKING NEWS !!!!1!!!
From the failed attempt to reclaim the property previously known as Castle Crawford
GUY TAYLOR WITH A PINT SHOCKER !!!!!1!!!!
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From the failed attempt to reclaim the property previously known as Castle Crawford
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prob give him more time to pay before they send him jail
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To the best of my knowledge, the maximum prison sentence for 'trespass' is just 6 months.fat frank wrote:prob give him more time to pay before they send him jail
A court fine could be imposed but the 'pre sentence' report would need to first examine his 'means' (financial). If he is working, a fine could be imposed. If claiming benefits, a fine court also be imposed and an order made that payment is deducted by means of an attachment against benefits. If he has no income, I would assume that the only sentence could either be a committal or suspended committal.
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Is there a posibility of some type of community service if that is the case?Bungle wrote: If he has no income, I would assume that the only sentence could either be a committal or suspended committal.
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Now that would be interestingbmxninja357 wrote:Is there a posibility of some type of community service if that is the case?Bungle wrote: If he has no income, I would assume that the only sentence could either be a committal or suspended committal.
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No doubt he'd pop on his 'Peacekeeper' sweat shirt and declare that his 'community service'.
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I'll settle for that.Bungle wrote:To the best of my knowledge, the maximum prison sentence for 'trespass' is just 6 months.
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at least why he is in jail, he hopefully wont cost any one there home
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i guess community service would be the opposite mof what he is used to. normally he puts trash on the street and with community service your often picking up trash on the street.
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Never done "Community Service". I wouldn't know.bmxninja357 wrote:i guess community service would be the opposite mof what he is used to. normally he puts trash on the street and with community service your often picking up trash on the street.
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Hot off the press and from a 'very reliable' source:Bungle wrote:To the best of my knowledge, the maximum prison sentence for 'trespass' is just 6 months.fat frank wrote:prob give him more time to pay before they send him jail
A court fine could be imposed but the 'pre sentence' report would need to first examine his 'means' (financial). If he is working, a fine could be imposed. If claiming benefits, a fine court also be imposed and an order made that payment is deducted by means of an attachment against benefits. If he has no income, I would assume that the only sentence could either be a committal or suspended committal.
This morning at Hereford Magistrate Court Guy Taylor had the following sentence imposed against him:
12 month Community Order
150 hours of community work
Restraining Order not to go near Bodenham Manor or its owner (Mr Davies
£1,000 Fine.
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Bungle wrote:Hot off the press and from a 'very reliable' source:Bungle wrote:To the best of my knowledge, the maximum prison sentence for 'trespass' is just 6 months.fat frank wrote:prob give him more time to pay before they send him jail
A court fine could be imposed but the 'pre sentence' report would need to first examine his 'means' (financial). If he is working, a fine could be imposed. If claiming benefits, a fine court also be imposed and an order made that payment is deducted by means of an attachment against benefits. If he has no income, I would assume that the only sentence could either be a committal or suspended committal.
This morning at Hereford Magistrate Court Guy Taylor had the following sentence imposed against him:
12 month Community Order
150 hours of community work
Restraining Order not to go near Bodenham Manor or its owner (Mr Davies
£1,000 Fine.
Be interesting to see how he deals with the fine, that's how many pints in UK money?
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