Dean Clifford - A Tale of Two Gurus

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Last night I decided to make a short video about Dean's "prop" tool belt, which includes the new Cari-lee audio.

Dean Clifford and his "PROP" Tool Belt !!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11bEtTQ-YTk
DEAN CLIFFORD IS OUT OF PRISON !!! :shock:
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Wake Up! Productions wrote:Last night I decided to make a short video about Dean's "prop" tool belt, which includes the new Cari-lee audio.

Dean Clifford and his "PROP" Tool Belt !!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11bEtTQ-YTk
Deano just doesn't get it. Anyone can max out their credit card buying tools, make a nice video of their truck and tool belt, and claim to be a contractor. A real contractor does the following (in no particular order):
1. Advertises his own qualifications and tickets and the method his company uses for ticketing their employees (as an apprentice I had to give to my journeyman a record every week how many hours I spent doing a particular job, eg 6 hours roughing in windows);
2. Has a portfolio of previous projects and references;
3. Is proud to state that he follows every government regulation such as OHS or WCB insurance for his employees and in some provinces has deposited a surety bond so he can accept prepaid contracts.
Somehow I can't see Dean doing all the following. BTW, if you ever have to hire a contractor I strongly suggest you make sure they have done the above. :snooty:
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Tonight Dean did another live internet broadcast. Long story short, Justice Chris Martin was unimpressed with Dean's lack of co-operation in his presentencing report. So much so that Justice Martin emailed Dean himself. Dean emailed back in his usual anarchistic manner, to which Justice Martin demanded an emergency hearing for tomorrow at 1pm. Dean emailed back stating that he could get there because he is not allowed to drive. Justice Martin yielded, and set the "emergency hearing" for Monday. The rest you can watch for yourself:

Dean Clifford to Justice Chris Martin: "FUCK YOU" !!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHqJwyBu3Io
DEAN CLIFFORD IS OUT OF PRISON !!! :shock:
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My, we are a feisty little thing today aren't we.

Did the nasty man say bad things to you, poor Deanypoos. Never mind, just show him how big and tough you are when you get to court and everything will be all right.
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Wake Up! Productions wrote:Tonight Dean did another live internet broadcast. Long story short, Justice Chris Martin was unimpressed with Dean's lack of co-operation in his presentencing report. So much so that Justice Martin emailed Dean himself. Dean emailed back in his usual anarchistic manner, to which Justice Martin demanded an emergency hearing for tomorrow at 1pm. Dean emailed back stating that he could get there because he is not allowed to drive. Justice Martin yielded, and set the "emergency hearing" for Monday. The rest you can watch for yourself:

Dean Clifford to Justice Chris Martin: "F**K YOU" !!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHqJwyBu3Io
Wow, This is going downhill fast, If I were to guess how this will end, he will be either inside a jail real soon, or die in a shootout with the cops. :brickwall: :brickwall: :brickwall: :brickwall: :brickwall: :brickwall:
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Dean is either blinded by his rage, or is just plain stupid.

Firstly, he seems unable to grasp that when one is convicted of serious crimes, as has he, one does lose one's liberties. You get jailed, or fined and are required to report to the courts as per the judge's ruling.

Secondly, Dean doesn't seem to realize that it isn't too smart to shout obscenities at the same courts have him by the short hairs.
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Dean emailed back stating that he could get there because he is not allowed to drive.
The Freeman can't even get in his car and drive around, meanwhile us "slaves" can get in our cars and drive around in a circle on the highway until our gas tanks run dry.
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bmxninja357 wrote:Spotless shirt, clean equipment, clean hands. Definitely the signs of a hard days work. :sarcasmon:

Will he be staging more photos for con man monthly?

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Maybe it was early in the morning? Presuming the worst again.
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The judge could have changed the emergency hearing to "as soon as the officers can bring you". Free ride for Dean = fmotl victory!
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pigpot wrote:
bmxninja357 wrote:Spotless shirt, clean equipment, clean hands. Definitely the signs of a hard days work. :sarcasmon:

Will he be staging more photos for con man monthly?

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Maybe it was early in the morning? Presuming the worst again.
Early in the morning the day after the one day in a decade the average construction worker completely cleans all his tools. :sarcasmon:
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ArthurWankspittle wrote:
pigpot wrote:
bmxninja357 wrote:Spotless shirt, clean equipment, clean hands. Definitely the signs of a hard days work. :sarcasmon:

Will he be staging more photos for con man monthly?

Peace,
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Maybe it was early in the morning? Presuming the worst again.
Early in the morning the day after the one day in a decade the average construction worker completely cleans all his tools. :sarcasmon:
What's your problem with that. I'm sure if someone took a photo of you they'd be able to construct some fantasy out of what they saw. You just keep looking for things that suit your purpose.
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pigpot wrote:
bmxninja357 wrote:Spotless shirt, clean equipment, clean hands. Definitely the signs of a hard days work. :sarcasmon:

Will he be staging more photos for con man monthly?

Peace,
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Maybe it was early in the morning? Presuming the worst again.
As a qualified, licensed tradesperson of over 30 years I laugh at your meager defence of an obvious poseur.
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Philistine wrote:
pigpot wrote:
bmxninja357 wrote:Spotless shirt, clean equipment, clean hands. Definitely the signs of a hard days work. :sarcasmon:

Will he be staging more photos for con man monthly?

Peace,
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Maybe it was early in the morning? Presuming the worst again.
As a qualified, licensed tradesperson of over 30 years I laugh at your meager defence of an obvious poseur.
Any tradesperson worth their salt would be hung-over and wearing yesterday's clothes if they were actually working.
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arayder wrote:Dean is either blinded by his rage, or is just plain stupid.
Firstly, he seems unable to grasp that when one is convicted of serious crimes, as has he, one does lose one's liberties. You get jailed, or fined and are required to report to the courts as per the judge's ruling.
Secondly, Dean doesn't seem to realize that it isn't too smart to shout obscenities at the same courts have him by the short hairs.
I'm not quite sure why he is refusing to participate in the PSR process. He doesn't have to admit guilt, he can minimize what information he gives to the parole officer, can if he wants only give out information that presents himself in the best light, but he MUST be interviewed by a probation officer. Of course though, for a true FMOTL, not submitting to a PSR interview counts as a win.
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Wake Up! Productions wrote:Tonight Dean did another live internet broadcast. Long story short, Justice Chris Martin was unimpressed with Dean's lack of co-operation in his presentencing report. So much so that Justice Martin emailed Dean himself. Dean emailed back in his usual anarchistic manner, to which Justice Martin demanded an emergency hearing for tomorrow at 1pm. Dean emailed back stating that he could get there because he is not allowed to drive. Justice Martin yielded, and set the "emergency hearing" for Monday. The rest you can watch for yourself:

Dean Clifford to Justice Chris Martin: "FUCK YOU" !!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHqJwyBu3Io
Do you have a link for the entire show? CCN doesn't appear to be putting them on YouTube.
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Bill Lumbergh wrote:
Wake Up! Productions wrote:Tonight Dean did another live internet broadcast. Long story short, Justice Chris Martin was unimpressed with Dean's lack of co-operation in his presentencing report. So much so that Justice Martin emailed Dean himself. Dean emailed back in his usual anarchistic manner, to which Justice Martin demanded an emergency hearing for tomorrow at 1pm. Dean emailed back stating that he could get there because he is not allowed to drive. Justice Martin yielded, and set the "emergency hearing" for Monday. The rest you can watch for yourself:

Dean Clifford to Justice Chris Martin: "FUCK YOU" !!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHqJwyBu3Io
Do you have a link for the entire show? CCN doesn't appear to be putting them on YouTube.
CCN usually posts the show withing 24 to 48 hours (in very low 360p quality).
DEAN CLIFFORD IS OUT OF PRISON !!! :shock:
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eric wrote:
arayder wrote:Dean is either blinded by his rage, or is just plain stupid.
Firstly, he seems unable to grasp that when one is convicted of serious crimes, as has he, one does lose one's liberties. You get jailed, or fined and are required to report to the courts as per the judge's ruling.
Secondly, Dean doesn't seem to realize that it isn't too smart to shout obscenities at the same courts have him by the short hairs.
I'm not quite sure why he is refusing to participate in the PSR process. He doesn't have to admit guilt, he can minimize what information he gives to the parole officer, can if he wants only give out information that presents himself in the best light, but he MUST be interviewed by a probation officer. Of course though, for a true FMOTL, not submitting to a PSR interview counts as a win.
You hit the nail on the head in the last sentence.

For all the trouble Dean has gone through he can't be seen as bending to the man's will. But that doesn't mean he has to publicly tell the judge to get f'ed.

Clifford could have provided the absolute minimum information required, given the pre-sentencing interviewer some freeman guff and called it a day. He'd still have his freeman chops and the court might be satisfied. Instead he's decided to publicly show his foul mouthed contempt for the court.

It doesn't bode well for Dean.
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arayder wrote:
eric wrote: I'm not quite sure why he is refusing to participate in the PSR process. He doesn't have to admit guilt, he can minimize what information he gives to the parole officer, can if he wants only give out information that presents himself in the best light, but he MUST be interviewed by a probation officer. Of course though, for a true FMOTL, not submitting to a PSR interview counts as a win.
You hit the nail on the head in the last sentence.
For all the trouble Dean has gone through he can't be seen as bending to the man's will. But that doesn't mean he has to publicly tell the judge to get f'ed.
Clifford could have provided the absolute minimum information required, given the pre-sentencing interviewer some freeman guff and called it a day. He'd still have his freeman chops and the court might be satisfied. Instead he's decided to publicly show his foul mouthed contempt for the court.
It doesn't bode well for Dean.
Since a PSR is a court ordered process I expect the ever-patient judge wants to call Dean in to remind him of that fact. If Dean doesn't comply with the requirements of a PSR the judge could simply revoke bail. Dean in freeman parlance would have won, but then have the pleasure of spending almost 2 months in remand awaiting sentencing.
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O, I forgot to add that the other revelation on last night's show is that stating next week Dean will having guests on. His first guest next week will be the one and only VINNY EASTWOOD !!! I should add, only if Dean doesn't get locked up before next week's show. :snicker:
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eric wrote:
arayder wrote:
eric wrote: I'm not quite sure why he is refusing to participate in the PSR process. He doesn't have to admit guilt, he can minimize what information he gives to the parole officer, can if he wants only give out information that presents himself in the best light, but he MUST be interviewed by a probation officer. Of course though, for a true FMOTL, not submitting to a PSR interview counts as a win.
You hit the nail on the head in the last sentence.
For all the trouble Dean has gone through he can't be seen as bending to the man's will. But that doesn't mean he has to publicly tell the judge to get f'ed.
Clifford could have provided the absolute minimum information required, given the pre-sentencing interviewer some freeman guff and called it a day. He'd still have his freeman chops and the court might be satisfied. Instead he's decided to publicly show his foul mouthed contempt for the court.
It doesn't bode well for Dean.
Since a PSR is a court ordered process I expect the ever-patient judge wants to call Dean in to remind him of that fact. If Dean doesn't comply with the requirements of a PSR the judge could simply revoke bail. Dean in freeman parlance would have won, but then have the pleasure of spending almost 2 months in remand awaiting sentencing.
On top of that, he could rake in an additional charge of disobeying a court order.

Section 127 of the Criminal Code:
127. (1) Every one who, without lawful excuse, disobeys a lawful order made by a court of justice or by a person or body of persons authorized by any Act to make or give the order, other than an order for the payment of money, is, unless a punishment or other mode of proceeding is expressly provided by law, guilty of

(a) an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding two years; or

(b) an offence punishable on summary conviction.