This was posted on Facebook by Gary Hall . It was so funny, I just had to repost it here:
I ordered a Taxi yesterday to take me into Liverpool. On the way in, I realised I didn't have enough cash so asked the driver to take me to an ATM. He said "if it's to pay me, I have a card paypal reader"
So, I said, ok thats great
We made idle chit chat, and he was interested that I worked in finance and he came out with the lines "have you heard of legal name fraud you must have seen the posters"
*sigh*
Go on I said .... and he came out with all the usual drivel, not legal, woman in canada, birth certificate, corporation blah blah blah
So knowing I had 5 mins left with him, I said "so why's it illegal"
T: "well you don't get to choose it"
Me: "well I didn't get to choose my skin colour"
T: "Well that's different"
Me: "Why"
T "well this is about your name, someone else gave it you, so it's not yours"
Me: well if they gave it to me, it is mine
T: no you're not getting it
Me: I don't think I ever will\
T: It's easy, you don't get to choose your name, so its not your name, its not yours to use, all use of names is illegal
Me: Unless I change my name by deed poll hey
T: No, that's illegal too
Me: Why?
T: well it is
Me: Why, as I was the one that chose it
T: well everything else is, other than that, and you're not allowed to use anything with your name on
Me: hmmm .. there should be disclaimer on the billboards then that it doesn't apply to those that have changed their names
T: hmm
T: ... ok mate, here's your stop and here's the card machine
Me: There's a problem, I can't pay
T: WHAT ?
Me: all i've got is this cash card with my name on it ................