Rekha Patel loses her house

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Re: Rekha Patel loses her house

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YiamCross wrote: Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:11 am Sadly for everyine concerned this is going to run and run until someone ends up inside.
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Rekha meets the new owner.
Good to see some professional media work from Ken.

https://www.facebook.com/ken.thompson.5 ... f=mentions
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I'd like to buy that guy a beer.

Not only has he already done his research into the background... "I've already seen it all on the internet".. He was being mister reasonable and came out of the encounter on top by refusing to engage with her delusional bullshit.

Telling her she'd foot the bill for the builder's wasted time was the icing on the cake.

Award that man 1,000,000Re from public funds.
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A free sausage for anyone that attends ?

We have seen him in that picture wearing a sock, I hope that noone is expecting anything more than a cocktail sausge
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Where was Chrissy and his sausages? Looks like he'd have been able to take half the pack home with him if he'd bothered to turn up, not a huge turnout.

Poor John is going to have to get a retraining order from the looks of it and his chances of recovering costs are not good. Seems rather unfair though he must have known something like this was a possibility.
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YiamCross wrote: Thu Jun 21, 2018 5:25 pm Where was Chrissy and his sausages? Looks like he'd have been able to take half the pack home with him if he'd bothered to turn up, not a huge turnout.

Poor John is going to have to get a retraining order from the looks of it and his chances of recovering costs are not good. Seems rather unfair though he must have known something like this was a possibility.
As far as you can tell from short, sideways video he seems to have all the sandwiches needed for his picnic so I assume he factored in the hassle when he stole bought the place.
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LurkerRob wrote: Thu Jun 21, 2018 4:18 pm Rekha meets the new owner.
Good to see some professional media work from Ken.

https://www.facebook.com/ken.thompson.5 ... f=mentions
That guy, John, should host the annual “How to get rid of Freemen” award 😂.

“We’ve seen all your stuff on the internet, and it’s just silly”.

John mate, take a bow!
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I have to give them their dues, that bbq is so much entertainment. Way more fun than mine - and I only serve neat absinthe.
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The turnout for the BBQ was even lower than the number that turned up for the Beat the Bailiffs and the Banks Wankfest
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When they make a movie, he should be played by Paul McCartney.
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Gregg wrote: Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:24 pm When they make a movie, he should be played by Paul McCartney.
That's who I thought of when I saw the video. I wonder if he's from Liverpool, originally?
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sounds like they're trashing the place if he has to be concerned about who will pay for what damage.
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Looks like our heroine has broken into the property once again. In a very short video on FB from 20 minutes ago she is shouting to someone outside that shes already been arrested and released without charge. The video ends abruptly after 8 seconds. No prizes for guessing what happened shortly after.
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Further expert filming from ten minutes ago... Looks like the wallopers have turned up... Or turned upside down.

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Looks like this will escalate into a full-blown confrontation. They have opened the front door and run a hosepipe outside. There is a cement mixer they've brought with them and a crew of gobby no-marks.

I suspect they're planning something very stupid. Hopefully plod will prove to be the bigger gang.

Popcorn out, pale ale poured and on a bloody school night too.
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The police have rolled in.
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Ken of the family Thompson

Yes all happening big time police brought big red key holy shit
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exiledscouser wrote: Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:51 pm Looks like this will escalate into a full-blown confrontation. They have opened the front door and run a hosepipe outside. There is a cement mixer they've brought with them and a crew of gobby no-marks.

I suspect they're planning something very stupid. Hopefully plod will prove to be the bigger gang.

Popcorn out, pale ale poured and on a bloody school night too.
After flipping my screen, that looked to me like the builders recovering their kit to avoid it getting trashed.
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Colin123 wrote: Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:19 pm Being arrested

https://www.facebook.com/james.palliste ... 684132999/
Hopefully she'll be bailed with a stay-away condition and then get hit with something to the same effect when she's up before the beak.

Of course when she is up before the beak a defence of 'I ain't dun nuffin' it's me own house' should get a fair bit added to the sentence. There's nothing the system likes more / less than defiance.
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SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?