Evil Squirrel Overlord wrote:Cobalt Shiva wrote:OK, so let me get this straight: she actually had a PDF on how to kill gov't employees on her GOVERNMENT computer?
Don't all Federal employees? Or should I have erased my hard drive before I left the Park Service.
No, all Federal Employees are required to have PDF versions of "Pansies: Nature's Most Entertaining Motivator", "Twister for the Mentally Unbalanced", and "Tantric Kama Sutra: Illuminati Edition".
State employees have to have the PDF of "How to Kill Gov't Employees and Be Home in Time for Jerry Springer".
Valerie was clearly confused as to what kind of government employee she is. But what do you want from a person who lives in a state that has to remind you to use your blinkers as you enter the highway and where the cows outnumber the people.
In all honesty though, when you're a government employee and your husband is reading "How to Kill Government Employee" books, it's time to consider your own personal safety. And sleeping with your eyes open. [sarcasm]But you know, he must love her a lot, to be plotting her death and such. Only someone who really cares about you would take the responsibility of determining how your physically healthy body should be turned to worm food. That takes a special kind of unconditional love.[/sarcasm] The kind that says, "I thought I'd love you forever. I would have brought the heavens to your doorstep and set fire to the ocean all to prove how much I loved you. But then you took that job with the government, and now I find the thought of gazing at the heavens after dumping your body in the ocean more appealing."
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