Brown supporter Bob Wolffe

Cobalt Shiva · Post by **Cobalt Shiva** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:26 pm

Demosthenes wrote:Her "regular pay"? You mean, she's kept her job at the US DOT while storing an e-book instruction manual on her government computer on how to murder federal employees?

Hmmm. I don't care for that.

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Got link?

Post by **Demosthenes** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:12 pm

Got book in hand. Don't got link.

Cobalt Shiva · Post by **Cobalt Shiva** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:19 pm

Demosthenes wrote:Got book in hand. Don't got link.

OK, so let me get this straight: she actually had a PDF on how to kill gov't employees on her GOVERNMENT computer?

How did that one come out?

Evil Squirrel Overlord · Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:24 pm

Cobalt Shiva wrote:OK, so let me get this straight: she actually had a PDF on how to kill gov't employees on her GOVERNMENT computer?

Don't all Federal employees? Or should I have erased my hard drive before I left the Park Service.

Post by **Demosthenes** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:31 pm

Yes she did. Bob ordered it by mail, but couldn't get the CD to work on his computer so she took it in to her federal government computer and emailed it to him.

Nikki · Post by **Nikki** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:34 pm

I wonder if that comes under the "limited personal use" exception regarding the restriction of government computers to government business?

Scoop · Post by **Scoop** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:59 pm

Demosthenes wrote:Yes she did. Bob ordered it by mail, but couldn't get the CD to work on his computer so she took it in to her federal government computer and emailed it to him.

Or so said the feds in court. They have not yet produced said manual.

Post by **webhick** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:20 pm

Evil Squirrel Overlord wrote:
Cobalt Shiva wrote:OK, so let me get this straight: she actually had a PDF on how to kill gov't employees on her GOVERNMENT computer?
Don't all Federal employees? Or should I have erased my hard drive before I left the Park Service.

No, all Federal Employees are required to have PDF versions of "Pansies: Nature's Most Entertaining Motivator", "Twister for the Mentally Unbalanced", and "Tantric Kama Sutra: Illuminati Edition".

State employees have to have the PDF of "How to Kill Gov't Employees and Be Home in Time for Jerry Springer".

Valerie was clearly confused as to what kind of government employee she is. But what do you want from a person who lives in a state that has to remind you to use your blinkers as you enter the highway and where the cows outnumber the people.

In all honesty though, when you're a government employee and your husband is reading "How to Kill Government Employee" books, it's time to consider your own personal safety. And sleeping with your eyes open. [sarcasm]But you know, he must love her a lot, to be plotting her death and such. Only someone who really cares about you would take the responsibility of determining how your physically healthy body should be turned to worm food. That takes a special kind of unconditional love.[/sarcasm] The kind that says, "I thought I'd love you forever. I would have brought the heavens to your doorstep and set fire to the ocean all to prove how much I loved you. But then you took that job with the government, and now I find the thought of gazing at the heavens after dumping your body in the ocean more appealing."

Dezcad · Post by **Dezcad** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:09 pm

I don't know all the details of the hearing, but Bob Wolffe was denied bail yesterday at his bail hearing.

Post by **Demosthenes** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:14 pm

"Twister for the Mentally Unbalanced"

Dang, I wish I'd said that.