Breakin' rocks in the hot sun
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I needed money 'cause I had none
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
'cept it won't be breaking rocks in the hot sun
![Smile :-)](./images/smilies/icon_smile.gif)
Moderator: ArthurWankspittle
I've always believed cocaine to be concentrated, freeze-dried wanker... Just add human being.
Whole lotta stupid will do too and achieves about the same end result.Gregg wrote: ↑Sun Aug 19, 2018 12:33 pm The dead man thing is not him trying to fake his own death. There is a sovcit theory that the way the ebil gub'ment takes over your person is to register your birth certificate in probate when your born and then after 7 years have passed claim that you have been lost at sea and declare you dead, ipso facto nunc pro tunc pizza pizza you're a slave! Or something like that. They think the remedy to this narrative it to claim the dead person (I own the dead person) and they get all those sweet government benefits of the dead person back!
Cocaine is a helluva drug. I guess.
was it ponzi scammer sunil patel? I could see him trying that.AnOwlCalledSage wrote: ↑Sun Aug 19, 2018 5:26 am This "dead" man trick isn't new. I've been digging around for it but can't find an online news reports, but one council took a slumlord to court.
This was a criminal matter rather than civil (I think it was gas safety issues). He failed to appear several times, at which point I think a warrant was issued for his arrest. He wrote to the court (in the third person) that he had died and been buried in Pakistan. He was, of course, found and dealt with.
The pretending he was dead bit is 100% accurate, but the individual details may be hazy given it was about 8 years ago. This is what happens when you clear out your old email folders. Damn! I knew I should have kept some emails, especially the Humour folder.
I've had a good dig around and none of the names (or the linked news items) suggested so far rings a bell. If I remember rightly the "this will make you laugh" email was sent to me by someone who worked for Reading Borough Council.
Robert White wrote: Sorry folks the party is cancelled for the moment, I will reschedule and be in touch.
Sorry matey but I already have the International Common Law Supreme Court which, being an international tribunal, takes presidents (as the footlers would say) over your mere national tribunal.SteveUK wrote: ↑Mon Aug 20, 2018 1:35 pm Don't fear the CLC. Whilst here in the pub, I've just founded the SCLC, supreme Common law court. I've appointed myself judge, jury and executioner. With Mrs SteveUK handling the admin. My judgements can't be appealed.
If you need help, and every other court in the land has dismissed you bullshit, and if you can find them, maybe they'll help.
The SCLC team!!! 1!!!!
I dare... As chief legal-bloke of the ICLSC I have sat in chambers and ruled that my court is bigger than your court... So fucking there!!!
I assume your jury list is blank because I have to send you £10+p&p for the signed and sealed version
My fake scam legitimate cards cost £24.99,a whole pence less than the clc fake cards.