Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread

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Sounds like a nasty piece of work to begin with, no wonder they backed out. Any bets as to the car actually being remotely as advertised?
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John Uskglass wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:40 pm Someone with that phone number was selling an Audi for breaking last year.
due to timewasters, car is relisted....if anyone bids and refuses yo pay for car...i will personally take out legal action as man on man at the royal Courts of Justice....think I am joking, try me..this car is being sold to buy a new car for my disabled mother..I reserve the right not to sell..
https://picclick.co.uk/Breaking-Audi-A6 ... 02398.html
So wait a minute, you must go through with the buy, or he will take you to court, but he, without limitation, reserves the right not to sell. Doesn't seem quite fair to me.
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YiamCross wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 11:45 am
...the chief executive has an OBE...his friend Sir Robert McAlpine Has a knighthood...
Thats funny!

Sir Robert McAlpine died in 1937.

(He founded a Civil Engineering company that still bears his name.)
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NYGman wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:48 pm
John Uskglass wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:40 pm Someone with that phone number was selling an Audi for breaking last year.
due to timewasters, car is relisted....if anyone bids and refuses yo pay for car...i will personally take out legal action as man on man at the royal Courts of Justice....think I am joking, try me..this car is being sold to buy a new car for my disabled mother..I reserve the right not to sell..
https://picclick.co.uk/Breaking-Audi-A6 ... 02398.html
So wait a minute, you must go through with the buy, or he will take you to court, but he, without limitation, reserves the right not to sell. Doesn't seem quite fair to me.
for someone not joking, I lolled heartily.
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I found that and another car from the phone number. How far someone would get in the Royal Courts of Justice with a £1500 claim I'm not sure. But please can we check we are talking about the right person here, all I see is one mobile number so far.
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YiamCross wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 11:45 am This guy has just posted on a local neighbourhood website in leafy Surrey.
Have you got a link please?
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ArthurWankspittle wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 5:05 pm
YiamCross wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 11:45 am This guy has just posted on a local neighbourhood website in leafy Surrey.
Have you got a link please?
I think it's members only but try this:

https://nextdoor.co.uk/news_feed/?post= ... 815&is=npe
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But please can we check we are talking about the right person here, all I see is one mobile number so far.
The Ebay listing gives an address in Woking, which I won't post. Also the 'disabled mother' seems like an unlikely coincidence.
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Because nothing makes you want to deal with somebody more than them announcing they are a petulant arse-head who won't just sue you he'll sue you in the royal courts of justice even though he wouldn't actually be able to because it's the wrong forum.

And then he says he's not actually going to be bound by the deal but that's different because reasons.

"I reserve the right not to sell.. "
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longdog wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:51 pm Because nothing makes you want to deal with somebody more than them announcing they are a petulant arse-head who won't just sue you he'll sue you in the royal courts of justice even though he wouldn't actually be able to because it's the wrong forum.

And then he says he's not actually going to be bound by the deal but that's different because reasons.

"I reserve the right not to sell.. "
I wonder, does he reserve the right to keep the money? He sounds the type.
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Never in the recorded history of humankind has anyone ever said 'Oh, look, no timewasters! I'll leave it alone'
No timewaster has ever self identified as such.
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longdog wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:25 pm
my mother has recently been diagnosed with cancer and the police stole my mothers cancer cure which is thc/cbd oil that I extract personally as we cannot afford the prices in store
Hmmm... A stoner...
One might also want to mention the cause of 80% of pancreatitis cases, but that might be considered uncharitable.
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CBD and marijuana is a treatment (mostly for pain and loss of appetite) for cancer and other devastating ailments but not a cure.
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i will personally take out legal action as man on man at the royal Courts of Justice.
Ah yes, 'man on man' that ancient legal principle.

Presumably female persons who refuse to pay for the car get off scot free?
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Comrade Sharik wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:54 am
i will personally take out legal action as man on man at the royal Courts of Justice.
Ah yes, 'man on man' that ancient legal principle.

Presumably female persons who refuse to pay for the car get off scot free?
<sarcasm> Females aren't allowed to own property. (At least, that was the law at the time of the Magna Carta.) </sarcasm>
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Females aren't allowed to own property. (At least, that was the law at the time of the Magna Carta.)
I'm pretty sure that was only married women.
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Arthur Rubin wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:47 pm
Comrade Sharik wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:54 am
i will personally take out legal action as man on man at the royal Courts of Justice.
Ah yes, 'man on man' that ancient legal principle.

Presumably female persons who refuse to pay for the car get off scot free?
<sarcasm> Females aren't allowed to own property. (At least, that was the law at the time of the Magna Carta.) </sarcasm>
Females were property at the time of the Magna Carta.
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Looks like West Midlands police have caught someone “travelling”

https://mobile.twitter.com/ResponseWMP/ ... 92612?s=20
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Gregg wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 6:30 pm
Arthur Rubin wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:47 pm
Comrade Sharik wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:54 am

Ah yes, 'man on man' that ancient legal principle.

Presumably female persons who refuse to pay for the car get off scot free?
<sarcasm> Females aren't allowed to own property. (At least, that was the law at the time of the Magna Carta.) </sarcasm>
Females were property at the time of the Magna Carta.
FWIW, so were children, and so would have been a great many, if not all, of the fotl types.
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yeah, that.....

So, to sum up, who cares what a bunch of phucking peasants think anyhow.

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