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Notsogreen wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:43 am All here : https://www.facebook.com/neelu.berry.98 ; along with the Sino bond that we are all entitles to cash in for $1.2 Million by just wandering into our banks and hopping on one leg or something..
Has to be a pretty obscure “something”. Neelu’s already tried the more conventional approach of attempting to pay her downloaded print-it-yourself “bond” into the bank. Also the less conventional approaches of throwing a hissy fit, sacking the bank staff, declaring the bank bankrupt and guilty of trading in counterfeit treasonous currency, going in ever decreasing but faster and faster circles and putting the whole ridiculous fiasco on youtube. Several times.

Neelu could, of course, lessen her financial outgoings and so improve her situation quite a lot by paying for her tube tickets, car parking, congestion charge, road tax etc. at the point most people do - which is at the time the money should be handed over, not only after bailiffs are involved and a few hundred quid in costs has been added to the bill.

But that would be sensible and she is Neelu...
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The Seventh String wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:18 pm
Notsogreen wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:43 am All here : https://www.facebook.com/neelu.berry.98 ; along with the Sino bond that we are all entitles to cash in for $1.2 Million by just wandering into our banks and hopping on one leg or something..
Has to be a pretty obscure “something”. Neelu’s already tried the more conventional approach of attempting to pay her downloaded print-it-yourself “bond” into the bank. Also the less conventional approaches of throwing a hissy fit, sacking the bank staff, declaring the bank bankrupt and guilty of trading in counterfeit treasonous currency, going in ever decreasing but faster and faster circles and putting the whole ridiculous fiasco on youtube. Several times.

Neelu could, of course, lessen her financial outgoings and so improve her situation quite a lot by paying for her tube tickets, car parking, congestion charge, road tax etc. at the point most people do - which is at the time the money should be handed over, not only after bailiffs are involved and a few hundred quid in costs has been added to the bill.

But that would be sensible and she is Neelu...
When you're so far down the stupid that you refuse to make the house payments and they put you on the street, you're pretty far gone over.
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What comes to mind is how is she affording all this? Last I heard she wasn't employed, and with her history I can't see her even being employable. The house, the cars, the fines, all the filing fees?
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Oh... Its all ok

She is offering an amnesty to all the "corrupt judges" to come clean and confirm that none of them have any jurisdiction.

https://www.facebook.com/neelu.berry.98 ... tion=group

Simply asking them if they are under oath means we can then put them on trial for treason. Hilariously, she said that it "must be succesful" as she has been doing it for 6 years already..

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I know a lady in a hospital who's been claiming she was the Queen for 30 years, so she must be!
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Notsogreen wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2019 11:09 am Hilariously, she said that it "must be succesful" as she has been doing it for 6 years already..

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I thought that was pretty funny too. :haha:
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Successfully. :haha: :haha: :haha: If what she has been having is success, I'd sure hate to see abject FAIL. :sarcastic:
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notorial dissent wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2019 8:17 am What comes to mind is how is she affording all this? Last I heard she wasn't employed, and with her history I can't see her even being employable. The house, the cars, the fines, all the filing fees?
The surplus from the sale of the house will fund her for a good while, it's very strange that she never mentions her little windfall.
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I wouldn't be at all surprised to hear she's 'invested' it with one scam or another and lost the lot.

If you look up the word 'gullible' in the dictionary there's just a picture of Neelu. There's no scam so stupid that she wouldn't believe it... Just look at her belief in the Swiss Indo. The arrest of the cult leader Mr Sino No 1, king of kings, doesn't seem to have even slightly dulled her belief that there's a mountain of gold, platinum, unobtainium and Kylie Minogue memorabilia that will make everybody immensely wealthy in an H2G2 Golgafrincham B Ark way.
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SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
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JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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You may ridicule, but after the collapse of our "As Much Gold As You Can Eat" buffet, King of Kings, Royal K.681, H.M. MR. A1.Sino.AS.S"2".IR. Soegihartonotonegoro H.W.ST.M1 latched onto the Kylie Standard and we have boxes of unopened Fever Tour programmes from 2002 which can be used to satisfy all debts, public or private.

We also have a couple of crates of "Kylie" water for true acolytes to mix with their Kool Aid but they've gone past their Best Before Date by over a decade so drink at your own risk.
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BankofSwissindo wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2019 11:52 pm We also have a couple of crates of "Kylie" water for true acolytes to mix with their Kool Aid but they've gone past their Best Before Date by over a decade so drink at your own risk.
I would think Kylie brand water would remain as incorruptible as Our Blessed Lady of Melbourne herself.
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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According to Neelu, all of South Korea has just blown up and burnt to ashes because they switched on 5G. Must've missed that on this mornings news.
5G was being boasted as a test pilot in South Korea to be SWITCHED ON FULLY AS THE FIRST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD TO HAVE IT ON 3RD APRIL 2019. THE ENTIRE COUNTRY ERUPTED IN FLAMES AT THE GENERATORS, ELECTRIC CABLES, DESTROYING 800,000 HECTARES, EQUAL TO 2 MILLION RUGBY PITCHES.

Mainstream media is SILENT!

ATTRIBUTION TO 5G is being fraudulently denied by the South Korean leader puppets
Anyone alse miss this shattering news?
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I find Neelu's use of the word "ATTRIBUTION" offensive, as she never attributes any of her so-called facts. To be fair, if she did, she'd probably attribute everything to "that little voice that sometimes tells me to burn things"
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If any significant disaster hit South Korea, you know we'd definitely hear about it from North Korea.
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SteveUK wrote: Fri May 03, 2019 11:12 am According to Neelu, all of South Korea has just blown up and burnt to ashes because they switched on 5G. Must've missed that on this mornings news.
5G was being boasted as a test pilot in South Korea to be SWITCHED ON FULLY AS THE FIRST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD TO HAVE IT ON 3RD APRIL 2019. THE ENTIRE COUNTRY ERUPTED IN FLAMES AT THE GENERATORS, ELECTRIC CABLES, DESTROYING 800,000 HECTARES, EQUAL TO 2 MILLION RUGBY PITCHES.

Mainstream media is SILENT!

ATTRIBUTION TO 5G is being fraudulently denied by the South Korean leader puppets
Anyone alse miss this shattering news?
Nonsense... South Korea just made me a very big birthday cake and the candles got out of control.
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Or maybe our old friend, Anthony 'firestarter' Able has been on holiday?
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She got that story from the clearly utterly deranged Mark Steele.

https://www.facebook.com/mark.steele.94 ... Xo&fref=nf

Steele is the leading light in the Gateshead 5g LED lampposts hoax and already has a conviction for being a complete dickhead about it...

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/no ... s-15315540

It seems he's now been summoned to court 'by the council' next Thursday for a potential committal order which would imply, if true, that he's allegedly in breach of some sort of order of the court. I can't find any details that don't come from certified nutters.

https://www.facebook.com/events/406931053190547/
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SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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SteveUK wrote: Fri May 03, 2019 11:12 am According to Neelu, all of South Korea has just blown up and burnt to ashes because they switched on 5G. Must've missed that on this mornings news.
...
Anyone alse miss this shattering news?
She first posted that around a month ago, and the fires were in fact pretty well covered. Believed to have started from an electricity substation if I recall correctly.

Although apparently they have experienced 5G phones catching fire ...
https://www.gizmochina.com/2019/05/01/g ... uth-korea/
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Maybe the mainstream media covered the fire enough to snuff it out, which is why we hear nothing now.
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longdog wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2019 9:55 pm
If you look up the word 'gullible' in the dictionary there's just a picture of Neelu.
Well I've just checked and you know what?

THERE ISN'T!